BIRTHDAY GAME: (Not) Mad Ape Den
17Ever feel like three letter words lack what is needed to convey a message?
This is your chance. You’re getting a single shot, an individual opportunity to seize everything you’ve ever wanted. A single moment. Would it be critical to capture it, or just allow it to slip?
Mom’s spaghetti.
We want you to write a NOT Mad Ape Den song. I’m sure you’re familiar with our Mad Ape Den—it’s not that. It can’t contain any 3 letter words —no the, and or but.
To make this challenge even weirder, it has to be the full song. No verses, no single titles. We want the whole shebang. Just be sure and include the original song title in your wacky ballads.
You’ve got until Monday to complete this, so take some time (not too much time) get creative and send us your best work.
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Tequila.
@parodymandotcom …nope…I guess that we will have to delete your account at this point.
@parodymandotcom Not sure if I’m impressed or angry.
@ChadP Fair enough, I’m actually surprised I lasted this long.
@parodymandotcom well played sir! Wipeout would also work.
I am so sorry.
All Star – Smash Mouth
Somebody once told me this world is gonna roll me
I ain’t a sharp tool in this shed
A woman looked kind of dumb with a finger plus a thumb
Perpendicular “L” on a forehead
Well some years start coming, they don’t stop coming
Eating up rules just to stomp my feet running
Didn’t make sense to live life unfun
Your brain gets smart though your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to view
So what’s wrong with taking some back streets?
You’ll never know if you’re just here
They’ll never shine without a veneer
Hi there, you’re an great star, you’re gaming onward, playing
Hi there, you’re a rock star, putting shows on, salaried
Things that glitter shine gold
Only shooting stars break these molds
Here’s a cool place plus they claim it gets colder
You’re bundled up here, wait till time passes over
Although meteor guys urge to differ
Judging by these holes in this satellite picture
Glaciers we skate are getting pretty thin
H2O’s warm so we’ll maybe just swim
My world’s on fire, maybe so is yours?
That is statisfying so I won’t be bored
Hi there, you’re an great star, you’re gaming onward, playing
Hi there, you’re a rock star, putting shows on, salaried
Things that glitter shine gold
Only shooting stars break these molds
Hi there, you’re an great star, you’re gaming onward, playing
Hi there, you’re a rock star, putting shows on, salaried
Things that glitter shine gold
Only shooting stars
Somebody once ruled I should spare some change on fuel
They wanted deperately to withdraw from here
I said sure, what an allure
that sounds like a refreshing cure
Transform from everything that’s stale
Well some years start coming, they don’t stop coming
Eating up rules just to stomp my feet running
Didn’t make sense to live life unfun
Your brain gets smart though your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to view
So what’s wrong with taking some back streets?
You’ll never know if you’re just here
They’ll never shine without a veneer
Hi there, you’re an great star, you’re gaming onward, playing
Hi there, you’re a rock star, putting shows on, salaried
Things that glitter shine gold
Only shooting stars break these molds
Things that glitter shine gold
Only shooting stars break these molds
@pyroguy7 You actually put a lot of work into making sure all of the lyrics stuck to the meter, I’m impressed. A+ from me.
I found an are!
@pyroguy7 So much to do so much to fuko
@rattata I knooooooow I messed up
I am so excited to witness what everyone comes up with.
(Apologies to Tommy TuTone.)
Snapster Snapster, entrepreneur
Synapse Micro, Woot, onto a future
Making sideshows after every turn
Being crazy just to watch what will burn
These days there’s several websites
Selling to many kinds
Snapster don’t change your websites
M E D I-O C R E-eeee-eeee
M E D I-O C R E-eeee-eeee
M E D I-O C R E-eeee-eeee
M E D I-O C R E-eeee-eeee
Snapster Snapster, saves us plenty of penny
Bucking retail, a deal maker to many
Bluetooth or knives or vaccums that suck
Other cheap stuff that extracts some buck
These days there’s several websites
Selling to many folks
Snapster don’t change your websites
M E D I-O C R E-eeee-eeee
M E D I-O C R E-eeee-eeee
M E D I-O C R E-eeee-eeee
M E D I-O C R E-eeee-eeee
…
This was so much harder than I thought it would be. I looked at many, many songs until I found one I thought I could work with. Below I present:
California Dreamin’
Every leaf is brown (Every leaf is brown)
Up above is grey (Up above is grey)
I went on a walk (I went on a walk)
On a cold Tuesday (on a cold Tuesday)
I’d be safe plus warm (I’d be safe plus warm)
If I went to L.A. (if I went to L.A.)
California dreamin’ (California dreamin’)
On such a cold Tuesday
Stopped into a church
I passed on a highway
First, I kneel down on my knees (kneel down on my knees)
Then I pretend to pray (I pretend to pray)
Everyone knows preachers like it cold (preachers like it cold)
He knows I’m gonna stay (knows I’m gonna stay)
California dreamin’ (California dreamin’)
On such a cold Tuesday
Every leaf is brown (Every leaf is brown)
Up above is grey (Up above is grey)
I went on a walk (I went on a walk)
On a cold Tuesday (on a cold Tuesday)
If I didn’t speak it (if I didn’t speak it)
I could leave today (I could leave today)
California dreamin’ (California dreamin’)
On such a cold Tuesday (California dreamin’)
On such a cold Tuesday (California dreamin’)
On such a cold Tuesday
I hope this fits the rules and regulations. I read it (sang it) along with an instrumental version a few times and think I finally got it. It is funny how your mind doesn’t register certain words the first, second, third time through but then you see them on the fourth or fifth (tenth) time reviewing.
@tnhillbillygal The struggle is real, and so is the fuko.
@riskybryzness Thank you! I now cannot sing this song with the right lyrics due to going over it so many times!
/giphy bad singer
Song: Going Home Frosty
I went to your house
Still there after twenty year
I keep hoping pies are lousy
Take my motorhome downbound
Go home monster forever
Give them a dime
time rolls on like spaghetti boils
Boil, spaghetti Boil.
Sally’s mustang is broke
without a water heater
Stevie’s cleaning erasers
Voluntarily of course
Go home monster forever
Give them a dime
time rolls on like spaghetti boils
Boil, spaghetti Boil.
Scotty Frost will be victorious
wait a couple years
Firing early will lead to poor choices
wait a couple years.
Go home monster forever
Give them a dime
time rolls on like spaghetti boils
Boil, spaghetti Boil.
Boil, Yeah, Boilllllllllllllllllllll.
Example: Lump
Lump wallowed alone in a boggy marsh
Totally emotionless except a heart
Something flowed up into lump’s pajamas
Extremely totally confused seeing passing piranha
Girl is lump, Girl is lump
Girl is in my head
Girl is lump, Girl is lump, Girl is lump
They might be dead
Lump lingered last in line to receive brains
It seems it ended up sorta rotten sorta insane
Small things so miserable that birds could land
Is lump fast asleep or rockin’ around with a band?
Girl is lump, girl is lump
Girl is in my head
Girl is lump, girl is lump, girl is lump
They might be dead
Lump ended up limp, slightly lonely just needed a shove
Lump slipped on a kiss in addition to tumbled into love
They spent their twenties between some sheets
Life limped along at subsonic speeds
Girl is lump, girl is lump
Girl is in my head
Girl is lump, girl is lump, girl is lump
They might be dead
Is this lump outta my head?
I think so
Is this lump outta my head?
I think so
Is this lump outta my head?
I think so
Is this lump outta my head?
Ironic
Alanis Morissette
I think I also did a MAD APE DEN of this song, but never posted it.
A geezer turned ninety-eight
He picked winning numbers then died next morning
A black gnat floats in your Chardonnay
A death sentence is lifted just a couple minutes late
So Isn’t it ironic, don’t y’all think
Here comes rain during your wedding
There’s a free ride when you’ve already paid
Here’s some good advice, except it is slightly late
Whodathunkit? it figures
Mr. Play It Safe used to be scared of planes
He packed a suitcase then kissed rugrats good-bye
He waited a really long time to take that flight
And as that plane crashed down he thought
“Well, isn’t this nice.”
So isn’t it ironic, don’t y’all think
Here comes rain during your wedding
There a free ride when you’ve already paid
Here’s some good advice, except it is slightly late
Whodathunkit? it figures
Well, life is kind of a dick that sneaks up on people
When y’all think everything’s okay, that everything’s going right
Also life is kind of a dick at helping anyone when
It seems like everything’s gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
When traffic stops when you’re already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
Or when there’s thousands of spoons when what’s needed is a knife
Or meeting the male of my dreams
Right before meeting dude’s beautiful wife
So isn’t it ironic, don’t y’all think
A little over-ironic, so I really do think
Here comes rain during your wedding
There a free ride when you’ve already paid
Here’s some good advice, except it is slightly late
Whodathunkit? it figures
Well, life is kind of a dick that sneaks up on people
Also life is kind of a dick at helping anyone
Helping anyone.
@Limewater Replying to myself. What the heck? I found my MAD APE DEN for this song, so I might as well post it.
Wry (Ironic)
(Alanis Morissette)
An old man was two shy of an era
He won a fat wad and by and by he did die
it’s a jet wee fly in thy lit sip cup
The top guy says “oh no” due aft of the zap
is it not so wry, guy, do you not see eye to eye?
It’s as the sky get you wet, on the day you do wed
it’s a run on the hut, but you by now did put up
It’s the apt tip, the one you did not buy and do
Who saw fit to use his cap, it can sum.
Sir no wan ice, was too shy to fly
Did top off his dop kit, and bid his kin bye bye
He had bid all of his era to go on that big jet
And as the jet did go pop he did sum out
It is my cup of tea.
And is it not wry, guy, do you not see eye to eye?
It’s as the sky get you wet, on the day you do wed
it’s a run on the hut, but you by now did put up
It’s the apt tip, the one you did not buy and do
Who saw fit to use his cap, it can sum.
The era one is set has a gay way to jar you
you see all is rad and all is tip top ace
and thy era has a gay way to lay out aid at the lot
You see all is ill and all is set to pop
in thy pie pit
A big car jam at a bit you are not on the dot
A ban put to ink on thy ten for a cig
It’s as ten K of dip and dig, but you yen to cut
It’s to hit on thy pie in the sky guy, but you see he is wed to a hot gal
And is it not wry, guy, do you not see eye to eye?
A wee bit too wry, guy, and yes it is my say so
It’s as the sky get you wet, on the day you do wed
it’s a run on the hut, but you by now did put up
It’s the apt tip, the one you did not buy and do
Who saw fit to use his cap, it can sum.
The era one is set has a gay way to jar you
and thy era has a gay way to lay out aid at the lot
to lay aid at the lot
@Limewater Whodathunkit. You’re getting a fuko.
@riskybryzness
Soft kitty
Soft kitty, warm kitty
Little ball of hiss
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty
Piss, piss, piss
(It’s almost my bedtime, I’m tired.)
Or
Soft kitty, warm kitty
Little ball of piss
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty
Hiss, hiss, hiss
( I’m looking at you, Lorelei, beloved calico who growls in her sleep. Say goodnight Dianne.)
@lisaviolet
or
Soft kitty warm kitty
Loving ball of fur
Goes berserk, chases Irk
Bliss bliss bliss
@lisaviolet Want a fuko? because this is how you get a fuko.
@riskybryzness Thank you!
@riskybryzness
@lisaviolet
If she’s anything like Freyja, she’ll love it!
@riskybryzness She’s beautiful!
@lisaviolet Thank you! So is Lorelei, loved her video!!
Happy birthday to mehland
Happy birthday to us
Happy birthday dear mehland
Happy birthday to us
We look like a troll and he smells like a sockpuppet
@CaptAmehrican remove the last line i messed up with the word and
Edit in
We look like a troll that smells like a sockpuppet
I am so pathetic:
Sail, sail, sail your boat
gently down stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily.
life is just a dream.
So is my dream of a Fuko. -sigh-
@Barney one should always sail rather then row
@CaptAmehrican I kinda hoped you’d say this. Yay!
@Barney Correction on my song. The original title is Row, Row, Row Your Boat. (I know it’s kinda hard to figure that out.)
@barney Here is a ship for you.
@CaptAmehrican Aww… I love purple.
I’ve been wanting to mad-ape-den this song for awhile but couldn’t get it to fit well. Doing this was way easier.
Say it ain’t so by Weezer
Oh yeah
Alright
Somebody’s Heine’
Is crowding my icebox
Somebody’s cold beer
Is giving me chills
Guess I will just close my eyes
Oh yeah, alright
Feels good, inside
Flip on my telly
Wrestle with Jimmy
Something is bubbling
Behind my back
This bottle is ready to blow
Tell me it ain’t so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Tell me it ain’t so
My love is a life taker
I can’t confront y’all
I never could do that which might hurt y’all
So attempt to be cool
When I tell them
“This path is a water slide away from me
That takes y’all further most days”
So be cool
Tell me it ain’t so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Tell me it ain’t so
My love is a life taker
Dear Daddy, I write thou
In spite of years of silence
You’ve cleaned up, found Jesus
Things do good, or so I hear
This bottle of Stephen’s
Awakens ancient feelings
Like father, stepfather
The child is drowning in the flood
Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah
Tell me it ain’t so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain’t so
My love is a life taker
Fixed the few things I missed the first time
Say it ain’t so by Weezer
Oh yeah
Alright
Somebody’s Heine’
Is crowding my icebox
Somebody’s cold beer
Is giving me chills
Guess I will just close my eyes
Oh yeah, alright
Feels good, inside
Flip on my telly
Wrestle with Jimmy
Something is bubbling
Behind my back
This bottle is ready to blow
Tell me it ain’t so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Tell me it ain’t so
My love is a life taker
I can’t confront y’all
I never could do that which might hurt y’all
So attempt to be cool
When I tell them
“This path is a water slide away from me
That takes y’all further most days”
So be cool
Tell me it ain’t so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Tell me it ain’t so
My love is a life taker
Dear Daddy, I write thou
In spite of years of silence
You’ve cleaned up, found Jesus
Things go good, or so I hear
This bottle of Stephen’s
Awakens ancient feelings
Like father, stepfather
A child is drowning in a flood
Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah
Tell me it ain’t so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain’t so
My love is a life taker
@metaphore 10/10 you get a fuko
@riskybryzness So, not to complain about a free fuko, which I very much appreciate, but this one hasn’t shown up in my order history yet and I wanted to make sure I wasn’t forgotten about. I’ll have you know I spent a number of minutes awkwardly editing this song on my phone (twice) in an attempt to earn this fuko.
It might seem crazy what I’m 'bout to do
Sunshine she’s here, it will take a break
I’m a warm mist balloon that could go to space
With some knife,like I don’t care baby by then buy
because I’m cheap
Clap along if we feel like a room without a roof
Because I’m cheap
Clap along if we feel like frugal is a truth
Because I’m cheap
Clap along if you know what frugal is to you
Because I’m cheap
Clap along if you feel like that’s what we wanna do
Here come mediocre news, talking this or that
(Yeah) Well, well me some don’t hold it back
(Yeah) Well, I should probably warn woot I’ll be just fine
(Yeah) No offense to woot, don’t waste your time
Here’s reasons
Because I’m happy
Clap along if we feel like a room without a roof
Because I’m happy
Because I’m cheap
Clap along if we feel like frugal is a truth
Because I’m cheap
Clap along if you know what frugal is to you
Because I’m cheap
Clap along if you feel like that’s what we wanna do
Hey, come on, uh
Bring me down, can’t nuthin’ (cheap)
Bring me down
My level is too high to bring me down (cheap)
Can’t nuthin’, bring me down (cheap)
I said, let me tell woot soon (cheap)
Bring me down, can’t nuthin’, bring me down (cheap,cheap,cheap)
My level is very high to bring me down (cheap,cheap,cheap)
Can’t nuthin’ bring me down (cheap,cheap,cheap)
I said
Because I’m cheap
Clap along if we feel like a room without a speakerdock
Because I’m cheap
Clap along if we feel like frugal is a truth
Because I’m cheap
Clap along if you know what frugal is to you
Because I’m cheap
Clap along if you feel like that’s what we wanna do
Clap along if we feel like a room without a speakerdock
Because I’m cheap
Clap along if we feel like frugal is the truth
Because I’m cheap
Clap along if we know what happiness is to us
Because I’m cheap
Clap along if we feel like that’s what we wanna do
Come on, dont bring me down can’t nuthin’ (cheap,cheap,cheap)
Bring me down my level is very high cheap,cheap,cheap)
Bring me down can’t nuthin’ (cheap,cheap,cheap)
Bring me down, I said
Because I’m happy
Clap along if we feel like a room without a speakerdock
Because I’m cheap
Clap along if you feel like frugal is the truth
Because I’m cheap
Clap along if you know what frugal is to us, eh eh eh
Because I’m happy
Clap along if we feel like that’s what we wanna do
Because I’m happy
Clap along if we feel like a room without a roof
Because I’m happy
Clap along if we feel like frugal is the truth
Because I’m cheap
Clap along if you know what frugal is to you, eh eh
Because I’m cheap
Clap along if you feel like that’s what you wanna do, come on
@CaptAmehrican Because Fuko
Please step aside, we’re selling many things
We’re eating like pigs down by le Woot crib
Ain’t gonna stop until your lights flash no more
We don’t normally sell this much stuff
If it is junk then that’s just touch luck
Today an avalanche of Woots is released
where there used to be famine we feast
It is giving me an F5 complex,
Refreshing just to view what’s up next
Checking back to shop for what is current
I am no fool so I hope that you’re it
Cause another item won’t come on
Until these sell or 30 minutes have gone.
There’s your rules while selling many things
We’re eating like pigs down by le Woot crib
Ain’t gonna stop until your lights flash no more
Currently there’s another item on line
A cell phone with a sketchy design
When will none of these things remain?
Screw it I’m going back to my game
Nobody’s gonna purchase this dumb thing
These many sales be frusterating
I’m posting in le blog to flog thee
About this thing I wouldnt take with your money
Well I could ridicule or signify it
However someone’s gonna have to acquire it
There’s your rules while selling many things
We’re eating like pigs down by le Woot crib
Ain’t gonna stop until your lights flash no more
@lichme goodness I miss @Matthew’s woot-off theme being the actual theme. The current one really is meh (and not in a good way)!
I see a meh a rising
I see fuko on the way
I see speaker docks and knifin’
I see meh times today
Don’t go 'round tonight
Well, it’s bound to take your cash
There’s a meh on the rise
I hear cheapass fans a blowing
I know the fuko’s coming soon
I fear junk drawers overflowing
I hear the voice of Irk and Glen
Don’t go around tonight
Well, it’s bound to take your cash
There’s a meh on the rise
All right
Hope you got your junk together
Hope you are quite prepared to meh
Looks like we’re in for nasty comments
One eye is taken for an eye
Don’t go around tonight
Well, it’s bound to take your cash
There’s a meh on the rise
Don’t go around tonight
Well, it’s bound to take your cash
There’s a meh on the rise
@Jamileigh17 Ummm,
Or meh, way, Irk, all, you, got, are, for, one, eye, or it’s
@compunaut It’s Friday night and I did that drunk. Whatevers.
@compunaut FINE. Since SOMEONE wanted to be pedantic instead of artsy. V2.
I find a deal site a rising
I find fuko on da mail
I find speaker docks and knifin’
I find deal times today
Don’t go 'round tonight
Well, it is bound to take your cash
There’s a deal site on da rise
I hear cheapass fans a blowing
I know that fuko’s coming soon
I fear junk drawers overflowing
I hear da voice of trolls like Glen
Don’t go around tonight
Well, it’s bound to take your cash
There’s a deal site on da rise
So right
Hope ya have your junk together
Hope you’re quite prepared to bitch
Looks like we’re into nasty comments
some fukos taken as a prize.
Don’t go around tonight
Well, it is bound to take your cash
There’s a deal site on da rise
Don’t go around tonight
Well, it’s bound to take your cash
There’s a deal site on da rise
(Original-Bad moon on the rise, CCR. If you don’t know that, I’m judging you.)
@compunaut @Jamileigh17 12 Quatloos for you then
@Jamileigh17
How about changing it to
I view a crimson glen on the rise
This ain’t great, maximum amount of effort I’m putting in tonight though.
(Un)Til I Collapse
'Cause sometimes just be feelin tired, feelin weak
So when you’re feelin weak, feel like you’re gonna just give up
Just gotta search within, gotta find that inner strength
just pull that shit from inside, find that motivation to stop giving up
And stop being a quitter, no matter that urge to just fall flat on your face to collapse
Until I collapse I’m spilling these raps long as they feel 'em
Until them days that I drop you’ll never hint that I’m not killing ‘em
‘Cause when I am dropped then I’m a stop pinning them
Plus I’m against slip-slop also I’m just Eminem
Subliminal thoughts when I’m stop sending them
Women be caught in webs spin then hock venom
Adrenaline shots of penicillin couldnt convince this illin’ to stop
Amoxicillin just isn’t real enough
The criminal piggy killing slip-slop filling a
Minimal swap to snag millions of rock listeners
You’re coming with me, feel it or stop
You’re gonna fear it like I showed ‘em the spirit of rock lives in us
You’ll hear it a bunch, lyrics that shock, is it a miracle Or am I just a product of popular music fizzing up
Fo’ shizzle my whizzle this is a plot listen up
These Bizzles forgot Slizzle sure doesn’t give a crap
Until this roof blows up, until these lights turn black
Until my legs give up, can’t shut my mouth.
Until this smoke takes a hike, plus my high perhaps
I’m a wreck this shit till my bone collapse.
Until this roof blows up, till these lights turn black.
Until my legs don’t work, can’t shut my mouth.
Until this smoke says adios, plus my high perhaps
I’m a wreck this shit till my bone collapse.
Music is like magic there’s a certain feeling you’ll feel
When you’re real like your spit, people be feeling your stuff
This is your moment, every single minute you’re spittin’
Trying to hold onto it ‘cause maybe you’ll never get it again
So while you’re in it attempt to receive as much stuff as is allowed
However when your run is over just admit when it’s at a finish
’Cause my wits be in decline with half this stuff that gets in
I have a list, here’s an order of my list it could be in;
It goes, Reggie, Jay-Z, Tupac then Biggie
Andre from Outkast, Jada, Kurupt, Finally then me
However in this industry I’m a cause of a bunch of envy
So when I’m absent from this list this shit prolly won’t offend me
That’s a reason to walk around like nothing’s bothering me
Even though half these people have a heckin’ problem with me
Youll hate it still knowing respect they have to give me
The press’s sweet dream like Bobby plus Whitney, Nate slipped me
Until this roof blows up, till these lights turn black
Until my legs don’t work, can’t shut my mouth.
Until the smoke says adios and my high perhaps
I’m a rip this shit till my bone collapse.
Until this roof blows up, till these lights go black
Until my legs don’t work, can’t shut my mouth.
Until some smoke clears up along with my high perhaps
I’m a wreck this shit till my bone collapse.
Soon as a verse starts I chow at an MC’s heart
What is he thinking? Enough to avoid going against me, smart
It is absurd, these people hang on every word
I probably never received a bunch props I feel I deserve
However, I’ll never be served my spot is forever reserved
If I ever leave earth that would be my death of course
‘Cause in my heart of hearts I know nothing could ever be worse
That’s my cause to be real clever when I bring together a verse
My thoughts be sporadic, I make stacks like I’m an addict
I whack like I’m addicted to smack like I’m submissive
I don’t want to go forth then back in constant battles
A fact is I would rather chill back them bomb some rappers’
So this is like a full blown attack I’m launching at 'em
This track is on some battling raps that want some static
'Cause I don’t really think this fact that I’m Slim matters
A plaque of platinum status is whack if I refrain from being baddest
Until this roof blows up, till these lights go black
Until my legs give up, can’t shut my mouth.
Until this smoke clears up plus my high perhaps
I’m a wreck this shit till my bone collapse.
Until this roof blows up, till these lights go black
Until my legs give up, can’t shut my mouth.
Until this smoke clears up plus my high perhaps
I’m a rip this shit till my bone collapse.
Until a roof (Until this roof?)
A roof blows up (This roof? This instant?)
Until my legs (Until my legs)
Give up from underneath me (Underneath me, I)
I refuse to fall
I will stand tall
Feels like no dude will beat me
You’re welcome
Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee)
Yo listen up, here’s a story
About a little that lives in a blue world
Night, everything he sees is just blue
Like, inside outside
Blue house with a blue little window
a blue Corvette
everything is blue
himself, everybody around
'Cause he ain’t nobody to listen
I’m blue da ba da ba da
Da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da
Da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da
I’m blue da ba da ba da
Da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da
Da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da
I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is color, of that I wear
Blue streets, trees
I have a girlfriend, that is so blue
Blue people here that walk around
Blue like my Corvette, in outside
Blue words is what I think
Blue feelings that live inside me
I’m blue da ba da ba da
Da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da
Da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da
I’m blue da ba da ba da
Da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da
Da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da
I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is color, of that I wear
Blue streets, trees
I have a girlfriend, that is so blue
Blue people here that walk around
Blue like my Corvette, in outside
Blue words is what I think
Blue feelings that live inside me
I’m blue da ba da ba da
Da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da
Da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da
I’m blue da ba da ba da
Da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da
Da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da
I’m blue da ba da ba da
Da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da
Da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da
I’m blue da ba da ba da
Da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da
Da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da, da ba da ba da
@LemonTheCat
Y’all know this song.
Dearly Mehloved
We gather here today
To make it through this thing called “life”
Electric word, life
It means forever, which is a mighty long time
I’m here to tell folks
There’s something else
An afterworld.
A world of never ending happiness
Where you’ll always observe Helios, noon or night
So when you’re calling up that shrink in Beverly Hills
That douchebag, Dr. Everything’ll-Be-Alright
Instead of asking whether there’s much time left,
Make inquires about your mind, baby
Cause in this life
Things hurt much harder than in here-after world
In this life
You’re left alone.
If de-elevator tries to bring us down
Go crazy (Punch a higher floor!)
If we don’t like
This world we’re living in
Take a look around
At least we have friends
I called my last lady
Needing a friendly word
Girl picked up that phone
Dropped it immediately
(Ah ah) is what I heard
We won’t allow de-elevator to bring us down.
Oh, no let’s go!
Let’s go crazy
Let’s go nuts
Let’s seek those purple bananas
Until they load us in psych trucks, let’s go!
We’re so excited
Though we don’t understand
Maybe because
We’ll soon be dead
When we do (when we do)
We’ll wonder “wherefore?”
Better live your life quick
Before grim Death comes knocking on your door!
Tell me, we won’t allow de-elevator to bring us down!
Oh, no let’s go!
Let’s go crazy
Let’s go nuts
Let’s seek those purple bananas
Until they load us in psych trucks, let’s go!
[Instrumental break]
C’mon baby
Let’s go nuts!
Yeah!
Let’s go crazy!
Tell me, we won’t allow de-elevator to bring us down!
Oh, no let’s go!
Go (Go crazy)
I said let’s go crazy (go crazy)
Let’s go (Let’s go!)
Go (Let’s go!)
Dr. Everything’ll-Be-Alright
Will make everything go wrong
Pills plus thrills, daffodils will kill
Hang tough children
Death’s coming
Death’s coming
Coming
[Guitar solo]
Take me away!
@brainmist Fuko’d
@riskybryzness WOOO!
I’ll send $15 to the person who can best make Girl Anachronism (lyrics) fit into these rules by the deadline. I tried, and it absolutely did not work.
@TheMeerkat Here’s an entry, though if this one is selected you should save that $15 toward a “TheMeetkat” tattoo.
It’s apparent
From these scars on my thighs
Also cracks on my hips [one version]
Also stains on my skirt [another version]
Also dents in my ride
Also blisters on my lips [one version]
Also veins about to burst [another version]
That I ain’t a real careful girl
It’s apparent
From this glass-covered floor
Also strings that’re breaking
Then I keep on breaking more
Then it looks like I am shaking
I’m sensitive to temperature
‘cept then again
If it were little colder I could disengage
If I were little older I might could behave
‘cept I don’t think that you’d believe me
Like
This,
I
Ain’t
Supposed
To
Be
It is just that an operation changed me
It’s apparent
If a dude sees my room
They released me slightly soon
Those pills I masticate
Came a couple of years late
Also I have some issues to reprieve
There I go again
Pretending to be thee
Make-believing
That I have a soul beneath my surface
Trying to convince thee
Happened accidentally on purpose
I ain’t so so serious
This passion is a plagiarism
I might join your century
‘cept only on a rare occasion
I escaped Mom’s womb
Before those labor pains began so soon
Behold this earth’s worst accident
I’m only girl anachronism
It’s apparent
By crimson in my eyes
Also bruises on my thighs
Also knots in my hair
Also bathtub full of flies
That I ain’t even present
There I go again
Like I lost my balance
Don’t call those doctors
Cause there’s no novelty ‘bout it
They’ll prescribe
Leave
Things
To
Burn
Up
She’ll learn
That attention just exacerbates it
It’s apparent
From this full-body cast
That you’re sorry to have asked
That you’ve tried everything a dude could
(like every decent person would)
‘Cept I might be catching so don’t touch
You’ll start believing you’re immune to gravity et cetera
Don’t make me moist
Because these bandages will come so loose
It’s apparent
From the smoke at this stake
That this current state is critical
Well it is those little things. Example…
In that period to break it, girl will make up twelve excuses…
Please excuse this girl today, the medicine just causes many problems…
I don’t necessarily believe anything will cure this
So I might join your century ‘cept only as a doubtful guest
Fetus under much distress removed as a caesarian
Behold this earth’s worst accident
I’M ONLY GIRL ANACHRONISM [x5]
I’m only girl… [x3]
I’M ONLY GIRL ANACHRONISM
@Limewater I am incredibly impressed. Whisper me your PayPal email (or whatever you kids use these days (I’m in my twenties, why am I like this?)).
@TheMeerkat Actually, I screwed up. There are six instances of “it’s.”
All instances of “It’s apparent” should be “it is clear.”
Oops.
@TheMeerkat Also, nah. I’ll respectfully decline the cash award. I just turned 36, and I’d like to think that working on that not-MAD-APE-DEN was part of my mid-life crisis. It’s way cheaper than a Miata and a divorce, so really it’s like you’ve already given me tens of thousands of dollars.
Also, I guess that means it’s a “no” on the proposed “TheMeetkat” tattoo.
@Limewater You still made a valiant effort, and you should be proud of it. For a certain definition of “proud”.
I wasn’t discarding the idea—just trying to build up the same lack of self‐respect it took to get the first dumb Meh tattoo. It takes time and effort to shed that much dignity in one fell swoop, you know.
@Limewater I’m thinking if you’re 36, you’re jumping the gun a bit on your midlife crisis. No need to rush things, the end is not nigh. Maybe consider rescheduling said crisis in about ten or 12 years?
@TheMeerkat Oh, I am so proud! I am about as proud as a human possibly can be about something he will never, ever reveal to someone he actually knows in real life.
@ruouttaurmind I was deeply affected by an old Mark Lowry joke. I can’t find a video, so I’ll try to remember it as best I can here.
“I am thirty-five. I am middle-aged. I have a friend who is fifty, and he told me he was middle-aged.
So I asked him, ‘How many people do you know who are a hundred?’
…
Of course, he knew a lot because he lives in Florida.”
Many apologies to Pharel and his song happy
In The Hills Of Shiloh
Hast thou seen Amanda Blaine in those hills of Shiloh
Wandering through that morning rain in those hills of Shiloh
Hast thou seen someone at Amanda’s door
Listening to hear a cannon’s roar
As well as that dude that went to fight hardcore in those hills of Shiloh
What about those mournful cries in those hills of Shiloh
As well as those haunted eyes in those hills of Shiloh
Hast thou seen a lady running down
Searching through your sleepy town
Wearing a yellowed wedding gown in those hills of Shiloh
Hast thou seen a lady standing there in those hills of Shiloh
Wind a blowing through whitened hair in those hills of Shiloh
Listening to hear sounds of guns
Listening to hear rolling drums
As well as Amanda’s dude: he never comes to those hills of Shiloh
Hast thou heard Amanda sing in those hills of Shiloh
Whispering to a wedding ring in those hills of Shiloh
Hear that humming quietly though
Poor Amanda doesn’t know
Twas ended forty years befo’ in those hills of Shiloh
-1963 original lyrics & music by Shel Silverstein & James Friedman-
(I’ll record & post my performance of this when I’m back in Toronto)
@riskybryzness @Thumperchick As promised…
@curtise Obviously you’re getting a Fuko for this.
@riskybryzness /me does a little dance of thanks
Humpty Dance- Digital Undgerground
OK!
Stop whatcha doin’
‘Cause I’m about to ruin
Images and styles that ya used to
I look funny
But yo I’m makin’ money, whee
So yo world I hope you’re ready for me
so gather round
I’m that fresh fool in town
plus my sound’s laid down by that Underground
I drink up that there Hennessey ya have on ya shelf
So please alkw me to introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee
so Every rapper in best hits list–please allow me to bump thee
I’m steppin’ tall, y’all
cause just like Humpty Dumpty
You’re gonna fall when your stereos pump me
I like to rhyme
I like my beats funky
I’m spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy
I’m sick with this, straight gangsta mack
Although sometimes I am ridiculous
I chew up every cracker, then your licorice
yo large girl, come here–are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya large
Look at me, I’m skinny
It never stopped me from gettin’ busy
I’m a freak
I like girls that go boom
I once made love in a Burger King bathroom
I’m crazy
Allow me to amaze thee
They call me ugly but it just don’t faze me
I’m still gettin’ in some girls’ pants
Cause I even have my self dance
My Humpty Dance is your chance to do a hump
Do a Humpty Hump, come on and do a Humpty Hump
Do a Humpty Hump, just watch me do a Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I’m doin’, doin’ a Humpty Hump
Do a Humpty Hump, do a Humpty Hump
People yell “Yo, Humpty, you’re really funny lookin’”
That’s OK ‘cause I start things cookin’
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly strive to compare me
But ya can’t be near me
I give ‘em more, then upon on a floor, be
every Lady does adore me
Oh yeah, ladies, I’m really bein’ sincere
‘Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
My nose is large, uh-uh I ain’t ashamed
large like a pickle, I’m still gettin’ paid
I receive laid from ladies, ya know I’m in charge
Both ways I’m livin’ plus my nose is large
I behave stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid
I speak a word that don’t mean nothin’, like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it
I’m guilty of saying just grab ‘em in their biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it is obvious, I also like to write
All ya have to do is give Humpty a chance
So I’m gonna do my dance
A Humpty Dance is your chance to do a hump
Do a Humpty Hump, come on and do a Humpty Hump
Do a Humpty Hump, just watch me do a Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I’m doin’, doin’ a Humpty Hump
Do a Humpty Hump, do a Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah, that’s my break, y’all
Let me hear a little part of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a some things about myself
I’m gonna tell ya a little about this dance
It is real easy to do–check it out
First I limp to a side like my leg is broken
Shakin’ then twitchin’ kinda like I am smokin’
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That’s OK ‘cause my body’s in motion
Dance supposed to look like a twitch or a convulsion
Anyone could play this game
This is my dance, y’all, Humpty Hump’s my name
No pair of people will do it same
Ya have it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin’, funkin’, jumpin’
Jiggle ‘round, shakin’ ya rump
So when a dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
Tell male "step back, I’m doin’ a Hump
a Humpty Dance is your chance to do a hump
Do a Humpty Hump, come on then do a Humpty Hump
Do a Humpty Hump, just watch me do a Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I’m doin’, doin’ a Humpty Hump
Do a Humpty Hump, do a Humpty Hump
Black people, do a Humpty Hump, do a Humpty Hump
White people, do a Humpty Hump, do a Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do a Humpty Hump, just keep on doin’ a hump
Samoans, do a Humpty Hump, do a Humpty Hump
Let’s be stoopid!
a Humpty Dance is your chance to do a hump
Do a Humpty Hump, come on then do a Humpty Hump
Do a Humpty Hump, just watch me do a Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I’m doin’, doin’ a Humpty Hump
Do a Humpty Hump, do a Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah, come on ‘n’ break it down
Once again, Underground is in your house
I’d like to send a shout up to entire world
Keep on doin’ a Humpty Dance
Then to every lady
Peace plus humptiness forever
Thanks to @curtise for pointing out some errors. I think this got them all -
OK!
Stop whatcha doin’
‘Cause I’m about to ruin
Images plus styles that ya used to
I look funny
In spite I’m makin’ money, whee
So yo world I hope you’re ready for me
so gather round
I’m that fresh fool in town
plus my sound’s laid down by that Underground
I drink up that there Hennessey ya have on ya shelf
So please allow me to introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty
Yo ladies, oh know I like to hump thee
so Every rapper in best hits list–please allow me to bump thee
I’m steppin’ tall, y’all
cause just like Humpty Dumpty
You’re gonna fall when your stereos pump me
I like to rhyme
I like my beats funky
I’m spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy
I’m sick with this, straight gangsta mack
Although sometimes I am ridiculous
I chew up every cracker, then your licorice
yo large girl, come here–be ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya large
Look at me, I’m skinny
It never stopped me from gettin’ busy
I’m a freak
I like girls that go boom
I once made love in a Burger King bathroom
I’m crazy
Allow me to amaze thee
They call me ugly, know it just don’t faze me
I’m still gettin’ in some girls’ pants
Cause I even have my self dance
My Humpty Dance is your chance to do a hump
Do a Humpty Hump, come on let’s do a Humpty Hump
Do a Humpty Hump, just watch me do a Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I’m doin’, doin’ a Humpty Hump
Do a Humpty Hump, do a Humpty Hump
People yell “Yo, Humpty, you’re really funny lookin’”
That’s OK ‘cause I start things cookin’
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly strive to compare me
No ya can’t be near me
I give ‘em more, then upon on a floor, be
every Lady adores me
Oh yeah, ladies, I’m really bein’ sincere
‘Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
My nose is large, uh-uh I ain’t ashamed
large like a pickle, I’m still gettin’ paid
I am laid by ladies, ya know I’m in charge
Both ways I’m livin’ plus my nose is large
I behave stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid
I speak a word that don’t mean nothin’, like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, in case ya missed it
I’m guilty of saying just grab ‘em in their biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it is obvious, I also like to write
what ya have to do is give Humpty a chance
So I’m gonna do my dance
A Humpty Dance is your chance to do a hump
Do a Humpty Hump, come on let’s do a Humpty Hump
Do a Humpty Hump, just watch me do a Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I’m doin’, doin’ a Humpty Hump
Do a Humpty Hump, do a Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah, that’s my break, y’all
Let me hear a little part of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a some things about myself
I’m gonna tell ya a little about this dance
It is real easy to do–check it out
First I limp to a side like my limb is broken
Shakin’ then twitchin’ kinda like I am smokin’
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That’s OK ‘cause my body’s in motion
Dance supposed to look like a twitch or a convulsion
Anyone could play this game
This is my dance, y’all, Humpty Hump’s my name
No pair of people will do it same
Ya have it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin’, funkin’, jumpin’
Jiggle ‘round, shakin’ ya rump
So when a dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
Tell male "step back, I’m doin’ a Hump
a Humpty Dance is your chance to do a hump
Do a Humpty Hump, come on then do a Humpty Hump
Do a Humpty Hump, just watch me do a Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I’m doin’, doin’ a Humpty Hump
Do a Humpty Hump, do a Humpty Hump
Black people, do a Humpty Hump, do a Humpty Hump
White people, do a Humpty Hump, do a Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do a Humpty Hump, just keep on doin’ a hump
Samoans, do a Humpty Hump, do a Humpty Hump
Let’s be stoopid!
a Humpty Dance is your chance to do a hump
Do a Humpty Hump, come on then do a Humpty Hump
Do a Humpty Hump, just watch me do a Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I’m doin’, doin’ a Humpty Hump
Do a Humpty Hump, do a Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah, come on ‘n’ break it down
Once again, Underground is in your house
I’d like to send a shout up to entire world
Keep on doin’ a Humpty Dance
Then to every lady
Peace Plus humptiness forever
@regnowsin You’ve been fuko’d.
@riskybryzness YAY!!! (I think)
Also to row row row your boat -
Mehers click the meh button each and every day
Then there’s a fuko and things go all cuckoo -
Caputch wins the day.
I won’t win a fuko with this stinking stupid song
Unless I’m lucky you think its not sucky
(I’ve known it’s meh all along).
@Kidsandliz You are using three letter words.
@Barney Oh. Oops. I forgot about that rule. Thanks. I will have to redo. Serves me right for not re-reading the rules before did this…but I was in a hurry cuz I am tired and want to go to bed now that mom has gone to bed. Too bad it is too late to delete. @narfcake perhaps you can help me out here?
@Kidsandliz Do it tomorrow. The contest will still be here (I think).
@Barney Yeah it is open through Sunday but I am so tired I will probably forget if I wait. So I modified it now to fit the rules. Probably would be better if I let it sit overnight before I post… but who knows what tomorrow will bring
.
A ship for you too @Kidsandliz
@CaptAmehrican and one for you too
Corrected version to fit the rules since I was a dope and didn’t re-read them before I wrote my previous
pitiful attemptmasterpiece.Also to row row row your boat -
Mehers click a meher button almost every time
Then there’s a fuko - oops things go nuts cuckoo -
Captchas make so many whine.
I won’t have fuko success because this isn’t long
Unless I’m lucky they think it is ducky -
As a meher fuko song.
two verses since a number of online sources (including wikipedia and we all know that is asbolutely accurate
) says people often add verses to the original one.
So will irk and Glenn and @Matthew be performing these songs?
@CaptAmehrican I’ve already performed mine! ^^^
