@alacrity@stolicat I recall these are the ones that had some issues with the threading and didn’t stay together all too well. With that knowledge, please feel free to use them internally for our amusement. Our x-ray techs like to call everyone over to take a look at what new and exciting items end up in orifices they weren’t designed for.
@kjalexander I bought them the last two times, the flashlights are minimally useful, the LED wand things are great for the kids (or the adults) to run around with in the dark. Just don’t throw them …
@aetris@Bumplepimp
Dr. Kelso: So what do you think, Perry?
Dr. Cox: Well I tell you there, Bob-o, either this kid has a light bulb up his butt or his colon just had a good idea.
Blinded by the light
Mehhed up like a duece
Another bargain in the night
<sigh>
FOR EXTER…
wait- it’s debatable.
@alacrity The LEDs are waterproof, after all …
@alacrity @stolicat I recall these are the ones that had some issues with the threading and didn’t stay together all too well. With that knowledge, please feel free to use them internally for our amusement. Our x-ray techs like to call everyone over to take a look at what new and exciting items end up in orifices they weren’t designed for.
Lumens are a measure of luminous flux…
@awk You’re just making up words now aren’t you?
@therealjrn Watt the flux?
@awk @therealjrn
/youtube turbo encabulator
Bought these from meh many moons ago. They work fine and are pretty sturdy, but they are WAY too dim to be used as road flares.
@kjalexander I bought them the last two times, the flashlights are minimally useful, the LED wand things are great for the kids (or the adults) to run around with in the dark. Just don’t throw them …
My kids pretend these are lightsabers.
[insert snarky bodily oriface penetration joke here]
@aetris
/giphy omg
@aetris @Bumplepimp
Dr. Kelso: So what do you think, Perry?
Dr. Cox: Well I tell you there, Bob-o, either this kid has a light bulb up his butt or his colon just had a good idea.
Scrubs Video Clip
Pretty sure that I couldn’t even give these away…
/giphy muddled-elicit-bottle
Specs
What’s in the Box?
OR
Price Comparison
$19.98 (for 2 Flashlight) at Amazon
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$10.89 (for 3 Led Light) at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Friday, July 17th
These things suck so much, I wanted to use them for search and rescue, but they just aren’t good enough. Why the hell did I just buy more?
/giphy unfair-vintage-net
These are a great gift for science teachers who teach properties of light.
@wickhameh And for Econ profs to use as subject matter.
/buy My toddler is having issues going to sleep at night due to the darkness and this might just help him out!
@mOONmOON Sorry, this deal contains 2 unique items and I’m not sure which one you want. You can review how to pick one, or just try ordering from the checkout page.
/giphy polite-passing-month
Got mine, put fresh batteries in and they don’t work. Meh, I guess they look cool?
Got mine. Three of the glow sticks are DOA. Kind of crappy. The flashlights are nice.