Need a Valentine?

CharlieDoggo thought this was worth mentioning said

I am available to be your valentine

  1. I am a great listener
  2. I will give you nose bumps and a kiss ONCE IN A WHILE, not too often
    D. I am very handsome
  3. I am a good boi
    Z. I only require payment of TWO PB treats to be your valentine

Btw, don’t tell mom, she thinks I’m HER valentine!!