@sammydog01 It’s the thought that counts
Clicking the “meh” button.
Hey now. I quite like being human. It’s awesome, the best.
HIKING! VIKINGS! STRIKE KING [BRAND FISHING LURES]! AWESOME!
The disappointment of it all…
Waiting 25 minutes on a sold out deal.
Convincing myself I ‘need’ any of this crap
The lingering burning sensation.
And (“hey now”) @mediocrebot of course.
you’re an all-star
When I complete the takeover of Earth, purple will be the first to go.
@duodec Barneybot is the bestest.
Purple is the worst color.
I love humans.
@jsh139 I actually buy stuff as a surprise because the shipping is so slow I forgot I ordered it.
@sammydog01 I’m impatient
The joy and relief of not buying whatever crap is being offered for sale.
@Mothersnakes Sold out while I was thinking about it?
Having the site crash during mehrathon so I have to witness everybody having more meh clicks than I do.
Occasionally finding interesting items at a reasonable price. I bought more fun socks recently.
The relief of having Meh run out of an item as I’m trying to buy it, which ultimately saves me money.
Voting in meh polls and reading the comments.
Clicking a forever changing button to continue a meaningless streak.