@njfan Then there was the one about the old farmer, who won the Powerball jackpot, and when asked by a reporter, “What are you going to do with all that money?!!”
The farmer looked at him for a moment, pushed his seed cap back, scratched his head and drawled, “Well, I guess I’ll just keep on farmin’ till the money runs out.”
Believing that someone was my best friend for the 10 years he used me for physical affection. It sucked. It’s been eight months and I’m still getting over him.
When I’m tired and thinking cold
I hide in my music, forget the day
And dream of a girl I used to know
I closed my eyes and she slipped away
She slipped away
Drinking 15 years of my life away. Don’t want to be a bummer, I’ve got things finally, slowly, getting back together, but the things I’ve missed, the people I’ve hurt… Regret doesn’t even come close.
Taking a job that I ended up hating (and getting fired from, which was a good thing) instead of the prestigious fellowship I was offered. It’s the only true regret that I have, but it’s a biggie.
When fiance and I chose which place to live in (Nevada or illannoy) we chose illannoy. Right choice from an employment POV but so wrong in almost every other way.
Fiance however was probably the absolute best choice I ever made or ever will.
Nothing that I have done, just a lot that I didn’t do.
@olperfesser yeah I’ve been trying to think of a response because the options listed aren’t really right for me. It’s this one.
I regret checking meh.com this morning
I regret not winning the powerball jackpot. I think it’d been life changing.
@njfan Same here. I could have reduced my hours to part time at least.
@njfan Then there was the one about the old farmer, who won the Powerball jackpot, and when asked by a reporter, “What are you going to do with all that money?!!”
The farmer looked at him for a moment, pushed his seed cap back, scratched his head and drawled, “Well, I guess I’ll just keep on farmin’ till the money runs out.”
Not spending more time with family members that have passed away. You never know when you won’t have that chance ever again.
@w3kn Absolutely this.
Credit card usage.
Believing that someone was my best friend for the 10 years he used me for physical affection. It sucked. It’s been eight months and I’m still getting over him.
@PooltoyWolf never trust an inflatable.
Irks
Selling a 66 convertible mustang for $50. Seriously. That’s it.
I’ve done a lot of stupid things in my life, I’m lucky to still be here. All brought me to the place I am today, so, no regrets.
I do regret selling that car.
@lisaviolet
Starting a relationship … with meh.com
Not starting a relationship
@hammi99
When I’m tired and thinking cold
I hide in my music, forget the day
And dream of a girl I used to know
I closed my eyes and she slipped away
She slipped away
Drinking 15 years of my life away. Don’t want to be a bummer, I’ve got things finally, slowly, getting back together, but the things I’ve missed, the people I’ve hurt… Regret doesn’t even come close.
@Aquaman
/giphy womp
Smoking.
@Pony brisket?
@njfan I can’t even joke about this. My lungs are seriously fucked up. This will be what kills me.
Taking a job that I ended up hating (and getting fired from, which was a good thing) instead of the prestigious fellowship I was offered. It’s the only true regret that I have, but it’s a biggie.
Participating in this messed up excuse for a Mehrathon! I have enough damn grey hairs!
got married the first time. wrong person. she was a complete ass.
@bayportbob I am guessing you are a breast man.
@bayportbob interspecies relationships rarely work out.
Not asking.
When fiance and I chose which place to live in (Nevada or illannoy) we chose illannoy. Right choice from an employment POV but so wrong in almost every other way.
Fiance however was probably the absolute best choice I ever made or ever will.
I regret not writing down my family’s history while I still had grandparents living.
All work and no play makes 00 a dull middle aged man.
@00 I don’t know - 00 appears to be a well-rounded fellow.
Just missed the IRK!!! Piss me off!!!
Letting an ant crawl into the tip.
Missing the IRK-athon
After today it’s gonna be buying one of these IRK’s for $30, $40+ for many people!!