I’ll tell you which monster I wouldn’t wanna marry. Whichever monster it was who decided that those of us who are long-time supporters of Meh since before its funding didn’t get any damned IRKs set aside at 4 p.m. as you have done every other damned time. Whoever that idiot was.
The dreaded Nymphomaniac…
Somebody help me!
Wouldn’t a mummy mean you have an Oedipal complex?
Vampire. Slower aging.
@eonfifty Yep, who doesn’t like some sucky sucky?
Werewolf for sure. Probably because I really like facial hair like my hubbie’s.
Irk… I proposed multiple times but got rejected by his father captcha
A Vampire wife might be a bit cold to the touch, but I would have her bite me during the wedding ceremony to officiate our union.
Werewolf is at least just normal 27 or so days a month.
@dave So, any woman, then?
@cadmore @dave
/giphy slow clap
Elvira, obviously. She’s hot and hilarious.
Charlize Theron.
@cadmore In Monster? So hot. I thought I was the only one.
Vampires. Specifically, the brides of Dracula because…hot.
Werewolf #team Jacob
Well, according to Madeline Kahn in Young Frankenstein, he’s the obvious choice.
@tweezak “Oh sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found you…”
/image Young Frankenstein
Marilyn Munster
Why? Well, she can put up with a lot of ca-RAAAAzy family issues.
@aetris and she is beautiful…
@tinamarie1974 - Is she? I hadn’t noticed.
Werewolf…I can’t be the only one that has seen True Blood. No need for explanation.
@GBrunner321 I have. Still want the vampire. I mean, Erik Northman anyone?
Because I’m sure all vampires look like Alexander Skarsgaard.
I just want a hot werewolf boyfriend.
Werewolf 'cause … woof!
A mummy. They don’t talk.
@sammydog01 so a normal man? Lol
Know someone who married all of the above -totally bad
Obviously the Bride of Frankenstein. I mean, how long could he live for a second time? She’ll be single eventually.
A stepford wife
I’ll tell you which monster I wouldn’t wanna marry. Whichever monster it was who decided that those of us who are long-time supporters of Meh since before its funding didn’t get any damned IRKs set aside at 4 p.m. as you have done every other damned time. Whoever that idiot was.