Monster you'd most like to have officiate your wedding. (tell us why in the comments, please)

mediocrebot wanted to know what you think said Thu, Oct 31st 2019 at 4:00pm ET

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inanna said Thu, Oct 31st 2019 at 4:50pm ET:

i chose Vampire to officiate for their great fashion sense.

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- @inanna Yes. Which of these others is going to so much as pull off a suit.
  
  I’m sure I’d look like garbage, but that doesn’t mean everyone else gets to.
  
  InnocuousFarmer said Thu, Oct 31st 2019 at 5:11pm ET
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- aetris said Thu, Oct 31st 2019 at 6:00pm ET
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- therealjrn said Thu, Oct 31st 2019 at 6:07pm ET
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bghelou said Thu, Oct 31st 2019 at 4:51pm ET:

Dr. Anton Phibes.

There was a monster who understood “until death do us part … and then still after that.”

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pafloogled said Thu, Oct 31st 2019 at 4:19pm ET:

Beetlejuice

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- @pafloogled Beetlejuice
  
  hchavers said Thu, Oct 31st 2019 at 6:15pm ET
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- @hchavers @pafloogled Beetlejuice
  
  ybmuG said Thu, Oct 31st 2019 at 6:16pm ET
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- @hchavers @ybmuG POOF!
  
  pafloogled said Thu, Oct 31st 2019 at 11:23pm ET
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aetris said Thu, Oct 31st 2019 at 4:11pm ET:

That’s tough -

A vampire would be late.
A zombie could be a little slow.
A mummy could be a drag.
A werewolf would need time to change.
Frankenstein’s monster might be booked.

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RiotDemon said Thu, Oct 31st 2019 at 4:13pm ET:

I’m picking vampire for everything.

I think I might have a problem.

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- @RiotDemon Me too. I figure if I could convince him to take me on as an apprentice or whatever, maybe I’ll eventually get to be immortal. As long as it’s not the HPWU vampire. That guy sucks.
  
  Fuzzalini said Thu, Oct 31st 2019 at 7:04pm ET
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eonfifty said Thu, Oct 31st 2019 at 4:23pm ET:

Frankenstein’s monster. As a collection of a variety of peoples’ parts, he’s the most likely to be ordained or otherwise authorized to perform marriages.

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mingopher said Thu, Oct 31st 2019 at 4:46pm ET:

Mummy is a no go, only the bride can wear white

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kylarae said Thu, Oct 31st 2019 at 4:43pm ET:

Vampire = exotic accent

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- @kylarae I saw Near Dark. Those accents were not exotic.
  
  yakkoTDI said Thu, Oct 31st 2019 at 5:14pm ET
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infornography said Thu, Oct 31st 2019 at 6:24pm ET:

Went with Vampire because after having lived for so long they probably would have a fascinating perspective in conversation. Mummy also is long lived, but not as likely to be a stimulating conversationalist.

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f00l said Thu, Oct 31st 2019 at 4:02pm ET:

I would want a sparkly officiant.

/giphy sparkly officiant

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- @f00l so…not a moss-strewn shambler?
  
  /giphy moss-strewn shambler
  
  UncleVinny said Thu, Oct 31st 2019 at 5:23pm ET
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yakkoTDI said Thu, Oct 31st 2019 at 5:16pm ET:

The Rake.

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ThunderChicken said Thu, Oct 31st 2019 at 6:49pm ET:

The bride’s mother, my monster-in-law to be. Might as well get used to it.

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