I would want a sparkly officiant.
/giphy sparkly officiant
@f00l so…not a moss-strewn shambler?
/giphy moss-strewn shambler
That’s tough -
A vampire would be late.
A zombie could be a little slow.
A mummy could be a drag.
A werewolf would need time to change.
Frankenstein’s monster might be booked.
I’m picking vampire for everything.
I think I might have a problem.
@RiotDemon Me too. I figure if I could convince him to take me on as an apprentice or whatever, maybe I’ll eventually get to be immortal. As long as it’s not the HPWU vampire. That guy sucks.
@hchavers @pafloogled Beetlejuice
@hchavers @ybmuG POOF!
Frankenstein’s monster. As a collection of a variety of peoples’ parts, he’s the most likely to be ordained or otherwise authorized to perform marriages.
Vampire = exotic accent
@kylarae I saw Near Dark. Those accents were not exotic.
Mummy is a no go, only the bride can wear white
i chose Vampire to officiate for their great fashion sense.
@inanna Yes. Which of these others is going to so much as pull off a suit.
I’m sure I’d look like garbage, but that doesn’t mean everyone else gets to.
Dr. Anton Phibes.
There was a monster who understood “until death do us part … and then still after that.”
Went with Vampire because after having lived for so long they probably would have a fascinating perspective in conversation. Mummy also is long lived, but not as likely to be a stimulating conversationalist.
The bride’s mother, my monster-in-law to be. Might as well get used to it.