1x Meh Hand Towel
Nah, you can keep it.
Monday, July 22nd - Monday, July 29th
Hmmmm… $8 hand towel. Seems excessive.
Meh is very proud of their brand. $8 for a hand towel. Wow, just wow.
So proud of their brand,
Eight bucks for a hand towel.
Wow, Meh. So much wow.
Seriously? Just 1? That is expensive.
Is it just me or does that meh logo look photoshopped on?
@gwaki You’re probably right. Looking at the “e” it appears to not have been antialiased on the angle part and I doubt a silk screen or embroidery version would look that crappy.
Lil pricey for sure but i do need more hand towels. So i took pity, count me as one of the suckers who took the bait and bought one lol.
I haz a towel.
It goes by the name of Meh.
Why did I buy it…
Looks like there’s going to be a lot of Meh branded items leftover.
@Barney Maybe not. They probably photoshopped the “meh.” logo on a stock photo and will order a quantity close to the number of orders. Or, they can just print them themselves in their t-shirt facility.
A handtowel now huh?
This is not the merch we want.
Yay, it’s meh’s birthday
Whoa. Is meh self-absorbed or what?
@Rueki I see what you did there!
Umm, yeah. What they said. Seriously guys, who the hell came up with the pricing for these branded items? Is there some alternative thought process going on here?
@cinoclav Blame the goat! And their consultant, Mr. d20.
You rolled a total of 16
@narfcake If it was up to me, every single one of us with the VMP designation would have received all meh branded merchandise for free.
@cinoclav @narfcake And new cars! You forgot the new cars!
@cinoclav @sammydog01 But then we’d be 1099’d for all the free schwag.
(Amazon Vine recipients get a 1099 for the free items, so no, it’s not truly $0 as most folks think they are.)
@narfcake @sammydog01 Isn’t there a value cutoff though? The stuff we’ve seen so far has been worth next to nothing.
@cinoclav @narfcake Why should they give it away when morons like me pay for it? Discussion over.
I bought this Meh towel
for way too many dollars.
Better be fluffy.
I SAID FLUFFY NOT FURRY!
This towel is meh.
But what more could you expect?
Is it worth drying?
I thought the $6 toothbrush was steep, but eight bucks for a hand towel?
$8 is the going rate for anything with the Meh logo
@tyler524 except the toothbrush that was only $6.
I feel as if this isn’t really going to be a towel sent.
I bought one - it’s a good price for a monogrammed hand towel. (Yes, my initials are meh…)
@ZaphodBx Except it’s likely not monogrammed in the usual sense but screen printed which will probably wear off in two weeks. Just consider it white on white printing.
@cinoclav I figured, but I’m still a sucker for the meh stuff because it feels personalized. I’ll put it down in the bar where it’ll be displayed more than used.
Oh, that warranty
Yeah, I can understand why
Happy birthday, meh!
meh hands were dirty
now meh towel is dirty
So soft and supple
Overpriced at eight dollars
Arrives slightly damp
Like the toothbrush, it’s just another IRK for a buck or three more.
@bigmeh wait so do you just get a hand towel of a irk?
here i am
drenched in rain
all i have
this little hand towel?
$8 hand towel to go with your $6 toothbrush. Will there be a Meh shower cap?
@boc If there is I assume it will be $7.
@boc toilet plunger
@zippyus I’m hoping for a meh branded bluetooth toilet plunger.
@zippyus I’d buy the plunger.
@boc toilet paper??
Meh’s a messy sort.
Perhaps a towel to tidy?
Can’t polish a turd.
This is a very bad deal and leaves me very confused.
why would i pay $8 for ONE hand towel? who is smoking crack there?..is it the guy who took my calendar?
A Meh hand towel
Freakishly in white only
Use it on the car.
Taught what not to do
Wiped up with a bright white cloth
Blood or BBQ
I am out of funds
My wallet weeps tears of joy
Enjoyed wasting cash
I bet meh will reward handsomely the person that buys their whole bathroom kit
i have a towel
but it does not have writing
that is all i have
Meh hand towel is
not offered in different
colors. What the hell?
My hand towel haiku, which shares the reason that I bought neither the apron nor the hand towel:
Why must the towel
Be like the midnight apron
White, and prone to stains
What is a haiku?
Am I doing this thing right?
Is anyone there?
My hands are not wet.
I don’t need a meh towel.
Oops. I spilled coffee.
Eight Dollar Towel
By The Time It Will Get Here
My Hands Will Be Dry
Happy meh birthday
a next, customer grumbles
There once was a handtowel on Meh
That was emblazened with the Meh logo
It was too expensive so fuck it.
See they marketed this wrong.
After vigorous “exercise” your girl asks for a towel. What a better way to show her your indifference than to hand her a Meh towel…
@tinamarie1974 my…girl? Explain?
@UncleVinny rather woman, or man. i don’t judge!
@tinamarie1974 oh I dunno. both sound rather complicated.
Nope, not fluffy at all. How much did I pay for this? Never mind, I don’t want to know.
@sammydog01 Did you warsh and dry it first?
@medz Nope. I guess I should try that.
@sammydog01 I just pray the logo doesn’t peel off in the wash…
@medz @sammydog01 Throw some tennis balls in there. That’s the answer to everything!
@cinoclav @medz @sammydog01 I thought tequila was the answer for everything.
@medz @sammydog01 @tinamarie1974 Balls. Balls are the answer.
@cinoclav @medz @sammydog01 I think the answer is usually balls adjacent
Y U NO FOOT TOWELS MEH
Will 6 more show up next week like the toothbrushes? That was an awesome surprise!
PANS! GLANDS! CRAYONS! AWESOME!