Hi peeps. I’ve been away for a while and was wondering if we’re playing fantasy football again this year? I went back a few weeks in the thread and didn’t see any posts about it. Thanks!
@sammydog01 can’t be the commissioner. I’m not completely convinced her kids were participants in the league last year…or that she has kids at all. This opinion isn’t because I am bitter that I lost to her in the playoffs despite maintaining the best team in the league all season long. Definitely not bitter.
That was fun. My quarterback was injured and didn’t play, my top wide receiver was injured early in the game and scored no points, and my top running back DIDN’T FUCKING SHOW UP FOR WORK. @bullrocky You were incredibly lucky to be up against me this week.
@sammydog01 I was doing okay until the Broncos D/ST lost almost all 9 points they accumulated and the Cowboys actually showed up for the game and kept Odell Beckham Jr’s points low. I’m 0-2 this season so far
I got a shiny new tight end to replace the one with knee problems. He was doing so well then his foot was pointing in the wrong direction. Get well soon, Tyler, and maybe learn to hit a baseball.
The whole trying to pick the best player thing isn’t working out for me so I’m thinking about just picking up the best looking player. Greg Olsen is available and he’s cute. I may have to dump Carson Wentz though.
@elimanningface My kicker is the only player I drafted that isn’t underperforming or outright sucking. Except for Matt Ryan and I dumped him week 2.
/giphy I suck
@brendles@elimanningface Yeah, you’re in first place in our division- boo hoo hoo. Hey, did you see I got first choice on waiver day?
/giphy Alshon Jeffery
@brendles@elimanningface I saw that sad excuse for a game last night and looked up the Broncos DST. Free agent, 33 points, dropped last week by Wombats. Now you have my sympathy.
@elimanningface@sammydog01 Broncos DS/T had been sucking up until last night. Thanks, Cardinals. I doubt the Broncos will post that many points for the entire rest of the season, though. (Now watch them explode.)
@brendles@elimanningface I love you Alshon Jeffery- you get a cookie. Everyone else go run laps. You’re terrible. I’m ashamed to have my name associated with you.
@elimanningface I’m not sure what sucks more- losing because you forgot to change your lineup or losing because you have no one on your bench that scored either. Yeah, I guess your loss sucks more. At least it wasn’t to a relative who likes to gloat.
Joe Mixon and the Jets D/ST are on my shit list this week. Thanks to them, I’m probably going to lose to Dragontrainer, even though Sunday morning I was projected to win. GO GIANTS!
@sammydog01 No hate for Dragontrainer! That sucks for her. My Jets went -2. I wish I was good at smack talk, damn it. Instead, I just feel sorry for the loser, myself included, lol.
@sammydog01 Thanks! I still don’t believe how that played out. I was happy for me, but crushed for Dragontrainer because I know all too well how that feels.
@brendles I was so sad to see that. I picked up Watson early last year and Fuller too. Watson was amazing and made Fuller amazing too. I hope he’s back next season. Watson looked like the star he was last year- I hope he keeps it up.
@brendles@elimanningface During the game they said he was the most sacked quarterback in the league. He was so much fun to watch last year and it was great seeing him in form again. Even if the Dolphins really didn’t try too hard to stop him.
@brendles@elimanningface I pay attention during football season but not the rest of the year. That’s too much like work. And just because of fantasy football which I started playing here.
@elimanningface We meet again. I’m giving you my excuse for losing right now- I have one player who hasn’t shown up for work yet, 6 players on bye, and my top wide receiver just got traded to a team on bye. Count yourself lucky. Because I would have crushed you.
/giphy for sure
@elimanningface Did you not see my post above? My 166 points firmly moved me… not one bit. I’ve been in last place all but one week. I have my eye on a new guy tonight though. No, you can’t have him.
/giphy he’s mine
@elimanningface I hate to tell you this but if the projections hold you’ll be in 4th place on the waiver wire behind Team Meh, me, and Team Meatloaf. You’ll have to lose harder to be number one.
@sammydog01 that’s nice. In other player news, a person in this league used the first overall pick to select someone who may not play (by choice) at any point this season. What a maroon!
@elimanningface I bet that person is in next to last place because of that decision and didn’t even get a stick of gum in trade. (And also just learned a fun new word in the urban dictionary!)
@brendles On the bright side most of the good teams are losing and most of the crap teams are winning so you won’t drop much. On a related note, congrats @elimanningface!
@elimanningface Didn’t we both make the playoffs last year? Ah, memories. @brendles I know it looks bleak but for some reason your opponent has the Rams DST in for tonight. I hope they score a bunch of negative points for you.
/giphy negative points
@sammydog01 You and me both! My chances were looking good as of noon yesterday, then it went pear-shaped. I’m not giving up hope because the Jets D/ST stole seven points from me the other week.
I WON! I WON! I’m still in last place. Snowflake has been impossible because he’s doing so well. I checked his line-up last weekend. Every player was autodrafted- even his kicker and DST. Life is unfair.
@brendles I was kind of rooting for you so one of us could make the playoffs, but you’re still in the running and playing the worst team in the league next week. Good luck! Congratulations @elimanningface! And did you guys see Lamar Miller run? I knew he was warming my bench for a reason.
@sammydog01@elimanningface I thought about keeping Brady on the bench and going with Watson, but then I second-guessed myself. Lesson learned the hard way. Need to trust my intuition more.
@brendles I just noticed that you are second to last in waiver order even tough Dragontrainer has a better record. So I looked up the playoff rules. Turns out that the division winners go to the playoffs and then the two best teams after that in either division. I had no idea that’s how it worked. So you’re ahead of her. Cool! She’s locked into a wild card slot though. But you need to beat me. And I’m player shopping tonight. Where are all the wide receivers?
@sammydog01 And someone added Spencer Ware a couple of hours before she figured out she needed a new player. I hope that person feels bad. So, so bad. (Just kidding.)
@sammydog01 I can’t believe how that went down today! I’m happy Kittle performed a miracle for me, but I hate that it was against you. I was certain you were going to win by the slimmest margin I’ve ever seen.
Congrats to the playoff contenders! Especially @brendles! Good luck all! (And a special good luck to @elimanningface in the loser bracket. One place out of the playoffs- ouch.)
@sammydog01 1. I hope there is, could be funny. 2. Root for dragontrainer. I sorted by points and Team Flake scored the most points and had the least amount of points scored against them. I don’t think I’ve seen that before in fantasy.
@brendles@elimanningface The Fantasy Show says it’s bad etiquette for teams in the loser’s bracket to pick up waiver wire players. I got a pile last night. I’ll leave it up to you- should I stay off the wire, especially seeing that I’m in first place again?
(@becca grabbed James Connor before I realized Le’Veon Bell wasn’t going to show so I have no regrets in picking up the last Steeler RB standing. Especially since it wasn’t until this morning- I wanted dragontrainer to have a shot at him. She declined.)
@sammydog01 Sorry, just seeing this; I don’t pay much attention to what the “experts” advise (but maybe I should, lol) so I would take anyone you want who’s available.
@brendles Since you’re the only one in the playoffs likely to answer I will pick up whatever player I feel like on Tuesday nights. Thanks! (Picking up dudes is my favorite part of fantasy football. So, so many available men.)
@elimanningface@sammydog01 I don’t have children, but personally, I don’t remember ever really believing in Santa. Don’t get me wrong, I loved the old guy and had fun getting gifts from him, but deep down I knew it was just a story and that my family was the ones buying those gifts. Perhaps my parents told me from the beginning it was just a story and I don’t remember the telling; I think if I had ever really believed, I would also remember the day the illusion was shattered. I’m going to have to ask Mom about this now, lol.
@sammydog01 weird, I never got this notification. Hi! (sorrynotsorry re: Conner)
I get people thinking it’s poor etiquette to grab waivers when you’re out of the playoffs, but I still say go for it. Better to be an active participant than not.
@becca Thanks for saying that- I didn’t watch that episode of the Fantasy Show until after I hogged all the players and that meanie Matthew Berry made me feel bad. (And I applaud you for picking up Connor so fast. It was a great move.) Good luck against Snowflake. Have you ever seen someone so lucky? It’s ridiculous. And yet I have to root for him.
@sammydog01 thanks for the well wishes. I have to admit, I didn’t pay much attention to league action this season, but I’m glad you kept the conversation going in here.
@sammydog01 Poor Dragontrainer . This is not the time of the season you want to see players on IR or out completely. She might want to take a look at Tyrell Williams for WR and Chris Thompson for RB. As a side note: I wish I could kick Kareem Hunt’s ass for her!
I own half the wide receivers ranked between 22 and 32. How mediocre. And heads up, @elimanningface, @brendles, and @becca, you guys probably know this but there are two Saturday games this week.
@brendles@elimanningface So close. So, so close. We were staring at the scores when the SF/Sea game went into overtime. I’m happy for her and sad for Team Wombats. Next year?
(She was pretty excited and said “It’s the first time I made it to the finals!” True, sweetie, it’s also the first time you made it to the playoffs. Poor, poor Snowflake.)
@sammydog01 Because I’m an idiot and forgot to cancel the waiver order I put in place last week. I just fixed it. Hoping nobody drops out of my current team before the weekend, but at least I have one semi-decent bench option to sub in if necessary. You know I really want to win against Flake, lol.
@sammydog01 I have a ghost of a chance tonight as Lindsay has scored over 26 pts twice in the last five weeks; if not, I can only hope for next week to be better.
Similarly, this season, if you drafted Patrick Mahomes and Christian McCaffrey, odds are pretty good your team was still playing for something this past weekend.
I have asked. It’s time, guys!
/giphy please?
i’m in!
I’m in
i’m in !
No announcement yet. I’m going to be sad if we don’t play this year.
@Woodhouse Don’t make @brendles sad.
if it’s on ESPN i will play
Let’s go! If meh doesn’t wanna officially run it, we can always do it unmehficially
@becca Yes! It can’t be that hard, right?
@sammydog01 certainly not! I’m happy to set one up next week if no one else gets one going by then.
@sammydog01 can’t be the commissioner. I’m not completely convinced her kids were participants in the league last year…or that she has kids at all. This opinion isn’t because I am bitter that I lost to her in the playoffs despite maintaining the best team in the league all season long. Definitely not bitter.
@elimanningface My kids are real. Not real good at fantasy football but real. The rest might be true.
I think we need at least one more (or 3, 5, 7) and a commissioner. @sammydog01 do any of your “kids” want to join?
@elimanningface Both would like to join- dragontrainer and snowflake.
@woodhouse with you we would have 10 and a commissioner!
@Brendles, @Sammydog01, @fovik, @bullrocky, @kevin, @becca, @Joy823, @jhinra I sent @woodhouse a message via the ESPN site last night. If he doesn’t reply by Wednesday, maybe we will have to set things up independently.
@elimanningface
I’m a lurker, but would love to join to lurk less and trash talk more!
I’d join in the trash talk occasionally.
Invites went out just now for the list that @elimanningface provided, plus @sammydog01’s “kids”
@woodhouse Thank you! I gotta go figure out emails now.
@woodhouse Never have I been happier to be called a “filthy animal.”
If there’s still room, or if we do a second one, I would be in.
@metaphore The one I made has 10, but if someone else wants to make one, that’d be cool
When do we want to schedule the draft for?
@woodhouse Anytime over the weekend works for me! Sunday?
@woodhouse I plan on autodrafting because it’s funner that way. Not because I’m lazy. Not at all.
@jhinra Sure, this Sunday in the evening sounds alright. Maybe 6 central?
1 v 1 me, bro!
/wootstalker https://shirt.woot.com/offers/fantasy-football?ref=w_cnt_gw_dly_img
Fantasy Football
Price: $15.00
Condition: Probably New
draft is scheduled for 6pm central this coming Sunday
@woodhouse Yay!
IT’S DRAFT DAY! Can’t wait to see who I get!
/giphy draft day
May the winner emerge victorious!
Looks to me like it says 6pm Eastern for the draft
@becca Mine says 6 and I’m eastern time. @woodhouse?
I was at the amusement park during the draft. Is Le’Veon Bell really the best player out there?
I also forgot about the draft. Oops.
Wait, I got the first draft pick out of everyone and the guy I got may not even show up to play?
/giphy GAAAAAA
FUCK YOU LE’VEON BELL
@sammydog01 Tell us how you really feel.
@therealjrn REALLY FUCKING DISAPPOINTED!
Oh. So there was one.
I just wasn’t invited.
@DrunkCat You had to stop by earlier and badger @Woodhouse if you wanted in. Sorry.
That was fun. My quarterback was injured and didn’t play, my top wide receiver was injured early in the game and scored no points, and my top running back DIDN’T FUCKING SHOW UP FOR WORK. @bullrocky You were incredibly lucky to be up against me this week.
I have 5 players projected to get 0 points including my first, third, and fourth round draft picks and my eighth round quarterback. Motherfucker.
My best RB is sidelined for up to four weeks now; I feel your pain, @sammydog01.
@brendles what pain dude, she won!
@brendles @elimanningface I DID! I WON! Did you see my new quarterback? Did you? The quarterback I dumped scored 30 points, but still.
That said I have 5 players that are really good but may not play but may just play so I can’t get rid of them.
@elimanningface
@sammydog01 I was doing okay until the Broncos D/ST lost almost all 9 points they accumulated and the Cowboys actually showed up for the game and kept Odell Beckham Jr’s points low. I’m 0-2 this season so far
@brendles Hey, one of us will come out of next week with a non-losing record!
/giphy Let it be me.
@sammydog01 I had a good start last night, but I’ve learned to not get too happy about it because it always goes pear-shaped, lol.
Good thing this league doesn’t make the worst player get a bad tattoo. It doesn’t, right?
@sammydog01 But it has a butterfly!
Love it!
@brendles I guess I should look for a place to put it…
@sammydog01 Now I feel bad–I’ll pay for half. I’ll pay for all of it it you let me choose where you put it.
@brendles My forehead is not an option. Don’t even suggest it.
@sammydog01 Damn it. How about your chin, then?
I found something I’m first at- the waiver wire!
@sammydog01 correction - nah, you just had priority, you weren’t first. There is a difference.
@elimanningface It said waiver order 1.
/giphy I’m number 1
My top 3 draft picks were all running backs and none of them are playing this week.
/giphy waaa
@sammydog01 My top wide receiver and tight end are broken too.
@sammydog01
/giphy TWSS Michael Scott
Does anyone have
/image vaseline?
@elimanningface My dog got more fantasy points than your defense. A lot more.
I got a shiny new tight end to replace the one with knee problems. He was doing so well then his foot was pointing in the wrong direction. Get well soon, Tyler, and maybe learn to hit a baseball.
@sammydog01 yeah, that sucked. First the pro bowl injury and now this.
@Woodhouse Did you quit already? If anyone should have quit already it’s me.
@sammydog01 Not intentionally, but I haven’t had much time to worry about it
@woodhouse Good, I was worried. Maybe Dragontrainer will win. She deserves a break. But probably not.
Motherfucker.
The whole trying to pick the best player thing isn’t working out for me so I’m thinking about just picking up the best looking player. Greg Olsen is available and he’s cute. I may have to dump Carson Wentz though.
@sammydog01 Hope you’re feeling better about Wentz after tonight’s game.
@brendles He plays pretty well but he’s still goofy looking.
I am getting blown out…
@connorbush Did you draft Le’veon Bell too?
@sammydog01 I saw this yesterday and instantly thought of you
/youtube duracell fantasy draft
@elimanningface My kicker is the only player I drafted that isn’t underperforming or outright sucking. Except for Matt Ryan and I dumped him week 2.
/giphy I suck
@elimanningface @sammydog01 My team has been so injury plagued, and last week’s loss hurt. Had I switched up a player I’d have had it. Ugh.
@brendles @sammydog01 I am okay with this (not the guys being hurt, you struggling…which can’t be separated but pretend that it can be).
@brendles @elimanningface Yeah, you’re in first place in our division- boo hoo hoo. Hey, did you see I got first choice on waiver day?
/giphy Alshon Jeffery
@brendles @elimanningface I saw that sad excuse for a game last night and looked up the Broncos DST. Free agent, 33 points, dropped last week by Wombats. Now you have my sympathy.
@elimanningface @sammydog01 Broncos DS/T had been sucking up until last night. Thanks, Cardinals. I doubt the Broncos will post that many points for the entire rest of the season, though. (Now watch them explode.)
@brendles @elimanningface The first player I dumped was Matt Ryan.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@brendles @elimanningface I love you Alshon Jeffery- you get a cookie. Everyone else go run laps. You’re terrible. I’m ashamed to have my name associated with you.
@elimanningface @sammydog01 That’s how I have felt about Adam Thielen all season so far. Best player I have.
@brendles @sammydog01 - is @sammydog01’s season our league’s version of this season’s Jacksonville Jaguars?
@brendles @elimanningface Wait, does that make me Blake Bortles? Can I earn $54 million sitting on the bench drinking Gatorade? Sweet!
@brendles I had Thielen last year and he was amazing. I miss you Adam! Write when you have time!
I gotta say that having Mahomes is fun. His games are enjoyable to watch and everytime he does something cool I can yell THAT’S MY QUARTERBACK!
You know what sucks? Losing.
You know what sucks worse? Losing lazily. Which I got to my lineup before the London game.
@elimanningface I’m not sure what sucks more- losing because you forgot to change your lineup or losing because you have no one on your bench that scored either. Yeah, I guess your loss sucks more. At least it wasn’t to a relative who likes to gloat.
@sammydog01 imaginary children are the worst!
Joe Mixon and the Jets D/ST are on my shit list this week. Thanks to them, I’m probably going to lose to Dragontrainer, even though Sunday morning I was projected to win. GO GIANTS!
@brendles To be fair one of her solid players hurt his ankle and scored -0.5. (I stick up for her because she doesn’t gloat.)
@sammydog01 No hate for Dragontrainer! That sucks for her. My Jets went -2. I wish I was good at smack talk, damn it. Instead, I just feel sorry for the loser, myself included, lol.
@brendles You must feel super sorry for me then.
Just make sure to beat Snowflake next week, OK? He needs a reality check.
@brendles I was watching the end of the game chanting don’t throw it to OBJ, don’t throw it to OBJ- he threw it to OBJ. Congrats on the win!
@sammydog01 Thanks! I still don’t believe how that played out. I was happy for me, but crushed for Dragontrainer because I know all too well how that feels.
@sammydog01 I think I’ve got Snowflake cornered this week. Keep your fingers crossed for me tomorrow.
@brendles You made Dragontrainer a happy sister.
Waiver order 1 again- score! Now I gotta go shopping for players.
@sammydog01 Make good choices!
@brendles If I made good choices I wouldn’t be in last place.
@sammydog01
Nice bench, @Brendles! You should try playing those guys sometime!
@sammydog01 Last minute I decided to keep Brady. FML. Then, the 4th quarter put an end to Fuller’s season. Sad day in my house.
@sammydog01 lol. That is how you trash talk!
I’m in mourning for Wil Fuller today. sigh
@brendles I was so sad to see that. I picked up Watson early last year and Fuller too. Watson was amazing and made Fuller amazing too. I hope he’s back next season. Watson looked like the star he was last year- I hope he keeps it up.
@brendles @sammydog01 how close do you two follow the NFL? How Watson is able to suit up, let alone play, is incredible.
@elimanningface I’m not obsessed (yet), but definitely pay a lot more attention to the individual players since I started playing FF here.
@brendles @elimanningface During the game they said he was the most sacked quarterback in the league. He was so much fun to watch last year and it was great seeing him in form again. Even if the Dolphins really didn’t try too hard to stop him.
@brendles @elimanningface I pay attention during football season but not the rest of the year. That’s too much like work. And just because of fantasy football which I started playing here.
DID YOU SEE MY SCORE? DID YOU? DID YOU? 163 POINTS! I WON! THAT AMAZING SCORE WILL TAKE ME ALL THE WAY TO… LET ME CHECK… last place.
@sammydog01, I DID IT! You asked, I delivered (for once, haha).
I just checked the league standings- 8 out of 10 teams have a 1 game streak and the other 2 have a 2 game streak. Talk about a mediocre league.
@elimanningface We meet again. I’m giving you my excuse for losing right now- I have one player who hasn’t shown up for work yet, 6 players on bye, and my top wide receiver just got traded to a team on bye. Count yourself lucky. Because I would have crushed you.
/giphy for sure
@sammydog01 how the bleep do you have the first waiver wire pick again?!
@elimanningface Did you not see my post above? My 166 points firmly moved me… not one bit. I’ve been in last place all but one week. I have my eye on a new guy tonight though. No, you can’t have him.
/giphy he’s mine
@sammydog01 ohh, reverse standing order is how waiver wire works? I’m 3rd, lol.
@elimanningface Yep, it resets on Tuesdays. Loser goes first.
@sammydog01 I don’t mean to brag but I think I have a real shot at the number one spot for next week’s waiver wire!
/giphy high five!
@elimanningface I hate to tell you this but if the projections hold you’ll be in 4th place on the waiver wire behind Team Meh, me, and Team Meatloaf. You’ll have to lose harder to be number one.
I looked up Nathan Peterman on Google and this Wikipedia entry popped up:
It’s gone now.
@sammydog01 but it’s here forever, hahaha. Great grab!
@elimanningface And if you’re a Bills fan you can donate to a Go Fund Me setting up a pension fund for Peterman so the Bills can find a better QB.
https://www.gofundme.com/nathan-peterman-please-retire
@sammydog01 do they get to keep the money (whoever started the page)?
@elimanningface They’re giving it to charity.
@sammydog01 that’s nice. In other player news, a person in this league used the first overall pick to select someone who may not play (by choice) at any point this season. What a maroon!
/image maroon
@elimanningface I bet that person is in next to last place because of that decision and didn’t even get a stick of gum in trade. (And also just learned a fun new word in the urban dictionary!)
@elimanningface Poor Nathan Peterman was released by the Bills. Here’s his current Wikipedia profile:
@sammydog01 while accurate, I preferred your first post .
@elimanningface And this popped up on Google right after he was cut:
@elimanningface I would like a Peterman jersey. I wonder it they’re on clearance?
@sammydog01 are you serious? I’m not very good with sarcasm sometimes.
Also, I think if you recommend it to Meh, the higher ups will run that sale for you.
@elimanningface I seriously want one. Heading to western NY next week- maybe they’ll have them marked down? Someone must have printed up a batch.
@sammydog01 if he gets signed by Washington, I’m flipping the fuck out.
I’m thinking about trading Le’veon Bell. Any offers? RB2? Kicker? Stick of gum?
@sammydog01 can I have your first round pick next year. No doubt it will be #1?
@woodhouse - I demand you veto any trade for Le’veon Bell, @sammydog01 attempts to make for the rest of this season.
@elimanningface @sammydog01
I am a pacifist commissioner
Wow, Dez Bryant tore his achilles. Not a Cowboys fan but dang, that really sucks.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25227627/new-orleans-saints-fear-dez-bryant-tore-achilles-tendon-practice
@elimanningface Yes, that’s awful. I have had him off and on and he can’t seem to stay healthy.
@elimanningface He’s not a Cowboy – he signed with the Saints, but you’re right – it does suck.
Just shoot me now. The majority of my best players are on Bye week, and the ones I have left are NOT doing well so far.
@brendles I can’t believe you’re letting @Woodhouse beat you. I need him to lose.
@sammydog01 I can’t believe how shit my guys are doing. Even Tom Brady let me down, and don’t get me started on the Jets D/ST.
@brendles
/giphy tiny violin
@brendles On the bright side most of the good teams are losing and most of the crap teams are winning so you won’t drop much. On a related note, congrats @elimanningface!
@brendles @sammydog01
/giphy fuck yeah!
But… but… I was gonna win.
/giphy What happened?
@elimanningface Didn’t we both make the playoffs last year? Ah, memories.
@brendles I know it looks bleak but for some reason your opponent has the Rams DST in for tonight. I hope they score a bunch of negative points for you.
/giphy negative points
@sammydog01 You and me both! My chances were looking good as of noon yesterday, then it went pear-shaped. I’m not giving up hope because the Jets D/ST stole seven points from me the other week.
@brendles Apparently @kevin is smarter than me.
I guess I shouldn’t be surprised.
I WON! I WON! I’m still in last place. Snowflake has been impossible because he’s doing so well. I checked his line-up last weekend. Every player was autodrafted- even his kicker and DST. Life is unfair.
@sammydog01 I call shenanigans on Snowflake. What do you think?
@brendles @elimanningface You two just gave me a reason to watch the game tonight.
/giphy eating popcorn
@sammydog01 @brendles I was rooting for Deshaun Watson to have a good game too.
@brendles I was kind of rooting for you so one of us could make the playoffs, but you’re still in the running and playing the worst team in the league next week. Good luck! Congratulations @elimanningface! And did you guys see Lamar Miller run? I knew he was warming my bench for a reason.
@brendles @sammydog01 I didn’t watch the game, just the box score. Don’t you dare lay down next week!
@brendles @elimanningface I plan on playing next week. After all my favorite kid made the playoffs. The other one too.
@sammydog01 @elimanningface I thought about keeping Brady on the bench and going with Watson, but then I second-guessed myself. Lesson learned the hard way. Need to trust my intuition more.
@brendles I just noticed that you are second to last in waiver order even tough Dragontrainer has a better record. So I looked up the playoff rules. Turns out that the division winners go to the playoffs and then the two best teams after that in either division. I had no idea that’s how it worked. So you’re ahead of her. Cool! She’s locked into a wild card slot though. But you need to beat me. And I’m player shopping tonight. Where are all the wide receivers?
@sammydog01 You’re not going to have much luck shopping this soon after Black Friday
Dragontrainer finally makes the playoffs and the Chiefs cut her top running back for being a douchebag. I hope she can find someone new.
@sammydog01 And someone added Spencer Ware a couple of hours before she figured out she needed a new player. I hope that person feels bad. So, so bad. (Just kidding.)
@sammydog01 Oh, that sucks for her
@sammydog01 sources tell me that person does not feel bad.
NOOOOOO! KITTLE JUST HAD TO NOT TOUCH THE BALL FOR 46 MORE SECONDS!
/giphy life is unfair
@sammydog01 I can’t believe how that went down today! I’m happy Kittle performed a miracle for me, but I hate that it was against you. I was certain you were going to win by the slimmest margin I’ve ever seen.
@sammydog01 Let’s blame Olsen.
@brendles Or we could blame me for picking up Jared Cook and playing Olsen instead. Cook scored 23.
@brendles @sammydog01 silver lining is if you bet w/ the points, you would have won.
Congrats to the playoff contenders! Especially @brendles! Good luck all! (And a special good luck to @elimanningface in the loser bracket. One place out of the playoffs- ouch.)
I think ESPN screwed up the brackets. If you disregard records, my team is better than every team in the winners bracket.
@sammydog01 - both of your imaginary children made the playoffs! Good parenting!
@elimanningface Sure if you go by total points scored- then my team was better than yours.
Now I don’t know who to root for. I hope there’s no hair pulling.
@sammydog01 1. I hope there is, could be funny. 2. Root for dragontrainer. I sorted by points and Team Flake scored the most points and had the least amount of points scored against them. I don’t think I’ve seen that before in fantasy.
@sammydog01
@sammydog01 And for dragontrainer…
@brendles @elimanningface The Fantasy Show says it’s bad etiquette for teams in the loser’s bracket to pick up waiver wire players. I got a pile last night. I’ll leave it up to you- should I stay off the wire, especially seeing that I’m in first place again?
(@becca grabbed James Connor before I realized Le’Veon Bell wasn’t going to show so I have no regrets in picking up the last Steeler RB standing. Especially since it wasn’t until this morning- I wanted dragontrainer to have a shot at him. She declined.)
@sammydog01 Sorry, just seeing this; I don’t pay much attention to what the “experts” advise (but maybe I should, lol) so I would take anyone you want who’s available.
@brendles Since you’re the only one in the playoffs likely to answer I will pick up whatever player I feel like on Tuesday nights. Thanks! (Picking up dudes is my favorite part of fantasy football. So, so many available men.)
@sammydog01 - I agree with @brendles. Plus, and I am sure @brendles agrees, if my team can’t win, everything goes.
@brendles @elimanningface Well, 2 of the other 3 playoff contenders depend on me for food so I think I have the majority.
@brendles @sammydog01 slightly off topic - how old were your kids when they found out Santa wasn’t real and how did they find out?
@brendles @elimanningface I’ll have to ask, although I’m not sure if Dragontrainer really ever believed. I think she mostly humored her parents.
@elimanningface @sammydog01 I don’t have children, but personally, I don’t remember ever really believing in Santa. Don’t get me wrong, I loved the old guy and had fun getting gifts from him, but deep down I knew it was just a story and that my family was the ones buying those gifts. Perhaps my parents told me from the beginning it was just a story and I don’t remember the telling; I think if I had ever really believed, I would also remember the day the illusion was shattered. I’m going to have to ask Mom about this now, lol.
@sammydog01 weird, I never got this notification. Hi! (sorrynotsorry re: Conner)
I get people thinking it’s poor etiquette to grab waivers when you’re out of the playoffs, but I still say go for it. Better to be an active participant than not.
@becca Thanks for saying that- I didn’t watch that episode of the Fantasy Show until after I hogged all the players and that meanie Matthew Berry made me feel bad. (And I applaud you for picking up Connor so fast. It was a great move.) Good luck against Snowflake. Have you ever seen someone so lucky? It’s ridiculous. And yet I have to root for him.
@becca Edit: I just noticed your score this week. Wow.
@sammydog01 wow indeed. Ridiculous day for Cooper
@sammydog01 thanks for the well wishes. I have to admit, I didn’t pay much attention to league action this season, but I’m glad you kept the conversation going in here.
@becca I get bored.
And Dragontrainer lost Emmanuel Sanders for the year, Breida is out, and Julio Jones is questionable.
@sammydog01 Poor Dragontrainer . This is not the time of the season you want to see players on IR or out completely. She might want to take a look at Tyrell Williams for WR and Chris Thompson for RB. As a side note: I wish I could kick Kareem Hunt’s ass for her!
Oh, fudge nuggets! OBJ is out of tomorrow’s game now. I’m screwed.
@brendles Oh no! Hopefully he’ll be back next week. And maybe Adrian Peterson will have a good day. Go Redskins!
Hey, did you see the last place team has the highest projected score this week? That’s me!
@sammydog01 Go on, girl!
Now I feel bad for Snowflake. He was so sure he was going to win.
@elimanningface Dragontrainer forgives you for picking up Spencer Ware and leaving her with Damien Williams.
@sammydog01 I think the fantasy football season ended two weeks ago when coincidentally, I was eliminated.
Also, since I beat the commissioner, am I now the commissioner?
/image I’m the captain now.
@elimanningface If that was the case the season would have ended about 5 weeks ago. And I’ll hold you to that commissioner thing next fall.
I own half the wide receivers ranked between 22 and 32. How mediocre. And heads up, @elimanningface, @brendles, and @becca, you guys probably know this but there are two Saturday games this week.
@sammydog01 No! I thought it was starting this Saturday. I lost a couple of pick’em points. Hopefully you were more fortunate.
Now that OBJ is out again this Sunday, I may as well tell Dragontrainer congratulations right now. Let her know, would ya, @sammydog01?
@brendles Hopkins tried his best to make you forget about OBJ. That’s a shame.
@brendles @elimanningface So close. So, so close. We were staring at the scores when the SF/Sea game went into overtime. I’m happy for her and sad for Team Wombats. Next year?
(She was pretty excited and said “It’s the first time I made it to the finals!” True, sweetie, it’s also the first time you made it to the playoffs. Poor, poor Snowflake.)
I had 3 of the players ESPN listed as “The Best”. On my bench. I had one player listed as “The Worst”. On my team. Hey, can I spot talent or what?
@sammydog01
/image what
@brendles I gotta ask- why Justin Jackson?
@sammydog01 Because I’m an idiot and forgot to cancel the waiver order I put in place last week. I just fixed it. Hoping nobody drops out of my current team before the weekend, but at least I have one semi-decent bench option to sub in if necessary. You know I really want to win against Flake, lol.
@brendles
/giphy dope slap
@sammydog01
@elimanningface @brendles Looks like we all peaked at the wrong time.
@sammydog01 I have a ghost of a chance tonight as Lindsay has scored over 26 pts twice in the last five weeks; if not, I can only hope for next week to be better.
@sammydog01 I know! I have to get out of the habit of checking scores. Unnecessary disappointment.
@brendles Oh no!
Matthew Berry suggested a solution for the problem with resting top players in week 17- play one fewer regular season game and have a special contest in week 17- winner is the most mediocre team of the week. I like that.
http://www.espn.com/fantasy/football/story/_/page/veteranmoves181224/a-fun-fantasy-football-game-everyone-play-week-17
I bet @becca would agree that playing the championship in week 17 is a bad idea. So many Cowboys on her team.
Found this quote on ESPN:
Does playing for not last place count?
@sammydog01 Absolutely.
I’m in shock. Kittle is my saviour, lol.
@brendles Plus no one reminded Snowflake to check his lineup this morning. Oops. Congrats!
@sammydog01 I noticed, but I sure wasn’t going to say anything. Also, thank you, and be sure to tell Dragontrainer I said well done!
I lost by 4 points!
/giphy banging head on wall
Many congrats to league champion dragontrainer!
/giphy congrats
So a summary for anyone who stumbles across this thread by accident, our champion was @Dragontrainer!
1st @Dragontrainer
2nd @Becca
3rd @Brendles
4th @Spcial_snwflake
Snowflake dominated the regular season before being stomped like a pancake by @becca in the playoffs.
Big time thanks to @Woodhouse for forming the league.
And we had a ton of fun. Same time next year?
I’m ready for September again, and will try to remind everyone early so maybe we can have a bigger league next time!
I got a trophy for Dragontrainer- next year I promise to supply one to the winner.