Meh Daily Email Chat Contest

ChadP thought this was worth mentioning said Mon, Jul 8th 2019 at 2:02pm ET

One of my current favorite things happening here at Meh is the daily looks into our company Slack that are included at the bottom of the daily Meh email. They are a blast. This is your chance to create one.

Submit a Meh email chat. Give us your best Meh character Slack chats. The winner will be included in a future email. And you’ll get all the glory that comes with that. Magic.

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f00l said Mon, Jul 8th 2019 at 2:06pm ET:

Apologies but

/giphy hate email

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capguncowboy said Mon, Jul 8th 2019 at 2:11pm ET:

Irk: Is anyone else tired from the weekend?

Glenn: Fuck you!

Irk: That escalated quickly.

Glenn: Sorry, I was talking to your mom.

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cinoclav said Mon, Jul 8th 2019 at 2:18pm ET:

This could take some time. I’ll have to work on it at home.

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evilstan60 said Mon, Jul 8th 2019 at 2:30pm ET:

Irk: I can’t do any more of these stupid videos. My throat hurts from doing the voice. I feel like a bit of a tool in all of them.

Mediocrebot: Try attaining sentience and all you do is peddle crap no one else can sell online.

Glen: I’M A SOCK!!!

Irk leaves collaboration
Mediocrebot leaves collaboration

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capguncowboy said Mon, Jul 8th 2019 at 2:35pm ET:

Hyram: Man, this is a tough gig.

Glenn: What’s your complaint this time?

Hyram: I have to come up with clever songs, and then play them, and sing – it’s a lot of work. I’m stressed.

Glenn: I’d gladly trade with you.

Hyram: What? Your job seems easy!

Glenn: Writing songs might be hard, but performing with an arm up your ass is definitely no picnic.

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- @capguncowboy You were featured in the email today!
  
  medz said Wed, Jul 10th 2019 at 11:23am ET
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- @medz Woohoo! Sadly I unsubscribed a while back and forgot to resubscribe when I was told they were picking my entry
  
  EDIT: I am subscribed !? For some reason I haven’t gotten one of those emails in ages
  
  capguncowboy said Wed, Jul 10th 2019 at 11:29am ET
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- @capguncowboy Check your spam folder.
  
  medz said Wed, Jul 10th 2019 at 11:46am ET
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- @capguncowboy @medz
  
  Thumperchick said Wed, Jul 10th 2019 at 12:16pm ET
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brainmist said Mon, Jul 8th 2019 at 5:08pm ET:

@riskybryzness Sooooo…those were interesting responses.

@Chadp Jiminy fuckballs, I was VERY CLEAR.

@Joy Look, you can’t be surprised.

@Chadp VERY. CLEAR.

@Joy That’s the problem. You basically waved a red flag at a herd of bulls with ADHD and caffeine addictions.

@Thumperchick Yeah, this was really a predictable outcome.

@ChadP SO. MUCH. IRK. PORN.

@irk I…thought they were kinda…good?

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tnhillbillygal said Mon, Jul 8th 2019 at 6:12pm ET:

@CEOpaperbagMatt: So, how have sales been recently?

@joy: Would you like the good news or bad news?

@CEOpaperbagMatt: The good news.

@joy: Meh.com sales are higher than they were 6 years ago today.

@CEOpaperbagMatt: Okay, now the bad…hey, wait a minute…

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ShotgunX said Tue, Jul 9th 2019 at 12:56am ET:

#eTail_Oracle
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@ oracle
For all their recent innovation, companies have utterly squandered the true potential of viral marketing.

@ oracle
All they do is seed a (sometimes) clever idea, and wait for it to get spread on social media networks by bored, unemployed millennials.

@ oracle
It could be so much more.

@ oracle
For example, advertisements could be actual viruses, attacking the target demographic until a cure, in the form of purchasing the advertised product, is administered.

@ oracle
Just imagine: you could either be wearing Nike shoes, or uncontrollably scratching away at a swoosh-shaped rash that will only go away when your feet make contact with the antibody-infused inner soles of a pair of Air Maxes.

@ oracle
The technology can’t be more than a few years out.

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