@awk@Doooood@shahnm Of course, but Miracle Max wouldn’t be quite as familiar to random people on the internet. I wanted to make it obvious to the trillions of random souls that visit this forum. Including all the aliens.
Eh. I bought it because my mom will love it regardless and she’s the kind of midwestern sentimental type who likes that kind of crap. Saves me spending 250% more on a giftcard to the restaurant she likes when I just went full time freelance and am not spending except on essentials. (I’m halfway across the country. On purpose.) She’ll squee about loving it and then promptly shove it in her jewelry box until the next time she visits me or I visit her, when it will be trotted out for show. Win all around!
Kinda looks like the way my writing comes out when I’m trying to decorate cookies, or a cake. And that’s NOT a good thing.
Thank goodness my offspring have always had the sense not to gift me with jewelry which says “Mom.” I KNOW I’m a mom. I see the signs all around me. No need to remind me while I’m tripping over your gear, or wondering why in the hell there is a spoon in my linen closet, or who discovered my stash of sugar free dark chocolate.