mediocre art for the membership class
13Many of you saw a post last week titled mediocrebot takes an art class. Perhaps a sense of grim foreboding developed as you watched moderators and staff trying out a new image creation command called /showme. If not, you’re in for an even greater dose of that here!
Next up, Mediocrebot is ready to try its hand (gripper tool?) at image creation for all members. If you’re a member, just hop on into this thread and give it a shot. If you want to improve your chances of actual decent results, find articles on Stable Diffusion prompts like this guide or watch what others are flailing around at and copy them.
Note: Each image render takes a good bit of computing power. If a lot of folks are making /showme requests of Mediocrebot, they will back up and take a few minutes to complete. As others join in, this delay could build. Therefore, for now we’re just making this feature known via this forum topic.
This topic is a great place to try things out without annoying people. But for those of you wondering, yes this works in any topic. Our advice is to use your powers sparingly.
Again, this is a feature for Active Members. join here if you want to try it out first hand
otherwise, enjoy the art show! (sorry-not-sorry)
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/showme dryad playing a harp near an apple tree
/showme brace yourselves, bad art is coming --seed 103
/showme release the kraken with Kermit
Yeesh!
It’s like Borat & Kermit’s love child! Mental note: Don’t mess with the kraken.
/showme Meh staff looking at Windows Task Manager seeing CPU and Memory overload, in watercolor style from their tears
/showme The road was a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moor
/showme brillig and the slithy tove did gyre and gimbal in the wabe
@mediocrebot I guess I can’t say you did it wrong…
/showme Snoopy it was a dark and stormy night.
/showme pool toy wolf drinking margaritas shooting pool in the moonlight on the cliff, clay model
@mediocrebot hahaha…
paging @pooltoywolf, sorry I couldn’t resist
@llangley @mediocrebot @PooltoyWolf
That actually turned out rather well!
@PooltoyWolf Google lens showed me this…Fenris needs this toy!
Check this out on Amazon
Dollibu Boat Racer Buddy, Fun Educational Bath Toy Finger Puppet Pull and Go Water Racing Woodland Pal for Shower Pool Bathtub Swim Hard Surfaces for Baby Toddler and Boy - 6 Inch - 3 in 1 Game - Wolf https://a.co/hXOP6g5
@Kyeh @mediocrebot @PooltoyWolf yeah, it kinda looks like it could be the top of one of those fancy cakes on the Food Network!
@llangley @mediocrebot @PooltoyWolf It does!
And that bath toy is adorable!
@llangley @mediocrebot That is amazingly good, given the prompt’s complexity. XD
@llangley That is super cute! Maybe if Fenris actually fit into the bathtub…hahaha
/showme concerned internet moderators
Conpieitmora mionell indeed! Every day around here.
@ExtraMedium Intpteed!
/showme Kermit in a cat shirt
@Kyeh Sexy!
@ircon96
Quite a paunch he’s got, though.
@Kyeh Yeah, now that you mention it… Looks like he’s smuggling a bean bag!
/showme candy corn battling against circus peanuts
@Kyeh Omg, i was just coming back to try “candy corn combat”! Great minds…
@ircon96 Hah! Almost eerie!
/showme Instant Regret Kit
Oh, now that’s interesting.
/showme men in traditional khasi dress taking selfies in front of a giant reflective banana, nighttime
/showme a fall sunset with kermit
@tinamarie1974 Awww! I figured the silhouette gazing over the water was Kermit, then i saw that deformed splotch in the corner!
I’m gonna stick with my original impression! 
@ircon96 exactly the same lol
/showme kermit wheelie on a motorcycle in van gough style
/showme mercatalyst meerkats
/showme ghosts in a haunted house
@mediocrebot That is actually pretty spooky; the somewhat unrecognizable quality makes them disturbing.
/showme Mediocrebot
@mediocrebot Hmm, his self-image doesn’t match the videos…
(Mediocrebot is an asshole)
@Kyeh The spare hand could come in handy. So to speak.
/showme bizarre banana candycorn hybrid monster, baring teeth
@awk Ewwww - that’s super creepy!
/showme a spoiler for the next Marvel movie
@mediocrebot I suppose giving us the dialog would be too much of a spoiler?
@mediocrebot @xobzoo The actual dialog comes out at the same time as the viable self-driving app, i.e. never.
/showme The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas
/showme a horse riding a rocket to the moon planet pluto
@poids I would read that science fiction novel.
/showme Snoopy it was a dark and stormy Knight
/showme drawing of refurbished toaster being blessed by a priest, as drawn by Leonardo DaVinci
@mediocrebot Damn! (sorry, Priest) that is really pretty good!
EDIT but that overly-long index finger really is creepy.
@mediocrebot @pmarin Sort of in keeping with a lot of those old manuscript illustrations, though.
/showme Mona Lisa with a cat on her lap in style of Monet
@mediocrebot Awww, how sweet! I think maybe she also got the cat that was missing from the above picnic.
@heartny @mediocrebot I am relieved to know the law of conservation of cats applies here too.
@heartny @mediocrebot I love that! She looks so happy!
/showme cookie monster in style of Jackson Pollock
/showme a polar bear eating marshmallows in a blizzard
@blaineg Marshmallows for scale
/showme a troll surrounded by cats
@Kyeh Trolls are excellent at hiding.
/showme puppies
/showme purple balloon dog wearing a cat shirt
@mediocrebot Not quite what I had envisioned
/showme populist leader with arms made of green bananas addressing a crowd of happy citizens, daytime
@awk Orange you glad he said green bananas?
/showme still life with dog treats in style of Salvador Dali
@pmarin Treats for dogs or treats of dogs? Flip a coin…
@mediocrebot Holy crap, that was my own request, and it is friggin’ amazing!
@xobzoo Dali would have relished the ambiguity
/showme milkweed in the style of frank kelly freas
/showme a little birdhouse in your soul
@mediocrebot Not how I imagined it, but you get points for making it recognizable.
/showme And the highwayman came riding
Riding riding
/showme event horizon
@yakkoTDI That’s HOTHOr!
/showme the next James Bond wearing a tuxedo drinking a martini shaken not stirred
@mediocrebot He seems to have lost his drink and a foot
@heartny AND had a stroke! Not his day, apparently.
@heartny @ircon96
Definitely shaken.
@heartny @ircon96
Literally Lol
/showme oil painting, baroque dining room, wonder woman and abraham lincoln eating roast pheasant, carafe of rose wine
/showme --help
/showme a photograph of an astronaut riding a horse --seed 6363507785059417 --steps 50
/showme release the kraken
/showme release the kraken with Kermit
@ircon96 I guess that doesn’t compute.
@Kyeh Oops, i forgot the slash! According to the article that Snapster linked, it’s very good at including Kermit in its renderings, for some reason. I guess Kermie is a universal constant?
@ircon96 @Kyeh As I understand it, you can’t use the command in replies, so you’d have to start a new comment.
@ExtraMedium @Kyeh Thanks! That was going to be my next guess.
/showme drunk squirrels
@andrewx29 The dude in the middle looks like he’s saying, “Come at me, bro!” The others seem pretty chill… There always has to be one!
@andrewx29 They look normal - maybe because squirrels act drunk all the time?
@andrewx29 @Kyeh I was thinking the same thing, although it’s hard to capture their special “border collie on crack” personality in a photo!
@andrewx29 @ircon96 Yeah, there needs to be some blur in the photo!
@andrewx29 @ircon96 @Kyeh Not AI generated, but this one made me chuckle.
@andrewx29 @blaineg @Kyeh POV shot, Tippi Hedren on ground, looking up…
It’s interesting how there often seems to be extra limbs. Or not enough.
@Kyeh Yes! Same thing with eyes, especially with non-photographic images.
/showme 2 idiots glued to a london museum wall in the style of van gogh.
@mediocrebot
missing the idiots…
@chienfou They must be the ones in the painting.
Technically, they ARE stuck to the wall.
/showme Halloween costume design
@tinamarie1974 Those are pretty scary!
@Kyeh they really are!
@Kyeh @tinamarie1974 What the…??
@ircon96 @Kyeh @tinamarie1974 Somehow I think @medocrebot just haunted 6 people
/showme something
@llangley Well, that’s siehgtile! (Assuming that’s the translation of your original phrase, “something to believe in”…? Its language is very strange.
)
/showme horrifying monster
@mediocrebot Not bad!
/showme sieghtile beveid
/showme banana for scale in style of Magritte
@mediocrebot Yikes
@heartny @mediocrebot Nested banana designs… is that bananaception or a frabananactal?
/showme artificial intelligence
@mediocrebot Ahh, now that one it seems to handle quite nicely.
@Kyeh @mediocrebot Nepotism!
/showme the robots that will rise up and crush our skulls under their feet or whatever robots have
It’s not showing the skull-crushing appendages…
@awk We’ll see those soon enough…
/showme a valkyrie fighting orcs
/showme candy corn speaker dock in style of Andy Warhol
@mediocrebot Ooh, nice!
/showme frank frazetta style milkweed and goldenrod
/showme breakfast-octopus eating Jeff Bezos in a fancy retro diner with ornate French stained glass lamps 8k photorealistic
@curtise That’s impressive!
/showme The wind was a torrent of darkness among the gusty trees
/showme The highwayman came riding up to the old inn-door
/showme incunabula
@mediocrebot Hmm, a whole library full of them, maybe.
/showme a hippo with a giraffe’s neck grazing on tree leaves near a water hole surrounded by a pack of lions
/showme mediocrebot wearing a cat shirt
@mediocrebot Looks more like Mediocrebot as a cat shirt, but I kind of like it.
@heartny @mediocrebot I would buy that. Especially with the heavy material and rugged scrunched sleeves.
/showme instant regret kit in style of Norman Rockwell
@mediocrebot at least she seems happy with what she received, though perhaps that’s a result of a deformed skull and hairstyle. And I’m pretty sure that Irk animal is haunted.
@pmarin I think she’s holding next month’s scapegoat
/showme Wonder Woman playing hockey against St. Louis Blues in the style of Salvador Dali
@mediocrebot meh
@llangley loving this!!! Oh @ybmuG
@llangley @tinamarie1974
/showme backwards Gumby running away from Wonder Woman in the style of claymation
@llangley @tinamarie1974 OK, I’ll try that again below not in a reply (always read first)
/showme dogs pretending to be cats
@mediocrebot
not sure what I expected…
@llangley @mediocrebot Cats can pretend to be dogs because cats are omnipotent. Dogs can, “oh wait, is that food?”
/showme backwards Gumby running away from Wonder Woman in the style of claymation
@mediocrebot I’m going to have nightmares now…
If I wake up with a third arm coming out of my chest I’m coming for you m-bot!
@mediocrebot @ybmuG are you sure that’s an arm???
/showme scorched-bleak-undead
/showme cat eating pizza and drinking a glass of wine photorealistic
@mediocrebot Awesome job, M-bot!
LEGOS! EGGOS! STRATEGO! AWESOME!
/showme wonder woman with a dog flying the invisible plane
/showme medieval tapestry of wonder woman fighting godzilla
/showme wonder woman fighting Godzilla in style of john singer Sargent
@mossygreen I hope she can get her leg reattached.
/showme baby yoda in the style of Margaret Keane
@mediocrebot @mossygreen
Euw. Too cute to the point of creepiness.
/showme this is how it ends
@mediocrebot that’s a little disconcerting…I sure hope we don’t just walk off into the fog
/showme a hookah-smoking caterpillar
@mediocrebot How literal.
/showme bumble mouse
/showme Be afraid. Be very afraid.
@narfcake Apparently, mediocrebot is afraid of bad toupees…?
/showme candy corn being enjoyed
@tinamarie1974
Yeah that’s just not possible! Lol
/showme kermit fighting candy corn in a futuristic arena
@awk I guess it’s an abstract concept, with Kermit represented by the green color…?
@awk @ircon96 going back reading this a day later, I tend to agree that in fact the “artist” introduced the Kermit green color into some (not all) of the strange deformed candy corns.
/showme powered by mercatalyst
/showme octopus’s garden by Georgia O’Keeffe
/showme lots of free pasta
@mediocrebot
But is it FREE?
/showme a centaur made of bananas
@blaineg That’s kind of neat - the head with the hat does look like a horse.
/showme candy corn with human mouth and teeth, terrifying, wide shot
/showme what’s inside Soylent Green
@mediocrebot Yeah, I guess that fits.
@mediocrebot @xobzoo Yikes.
/showme do robots dream of electric sheep?
@mediocrebot Doesn’t look like an electric sheep, so I guess the answer is “No, they dream of other robots.”
@mediocrebot @xobzoo I still just want Triss
/showme charlotte rampling hallucinating britt ekland
@mossygreen Looks like a Karen convention
/showme Purple banana wearing a tutu
/showme Princess Leia dressed as Jabba the Hutt
@blaineg Retrying one of the earlier prompts that got no results.
@blaineg And I instantly regert it!
@blaineg She did not age well
/showme dog playing Frisbee in the rain
@mediocrebot Is that what robots think frisbees do when they get wet?
/showme Lettuce as Prime Minister of England --steps 75
/showme Mr. Corden ordered an egg yolk omelette with gruyere cheese and salad.
@dave oh Christ, it’s got 3 arms!
@capguncowboy @dave That you can see.
/showme Kenn & Kitt Vet-Formulated Dog Treats
/showme winner of the cutest cat competition
/showme girl with instant regret kit in cubist style
@pmarin She looks filled with regret. And probably trackR pixels.
/showme 3 cats having a picnic, surreal, with tuna
@mediocrebot they look like they are judging me. Well, maybe that’s ALL cats.
And what did they do with the third cat?
@mediocrebot @pmarin Someone had to shoot the photo
@dave @mediocrebot no, the missing cat was in the Louvre, apparently, a few posts down.
@dave @pmarin Or maybe that’s not really tuna they’re eating? /shudder
/showme Dante’s Inferno
@mediocrebot Yikes! That’s a pretty good depiction, as far as I know…
@Kyeh @mediocrebot Pretty good decapitation too.
/showme Danny DeVito as the Mona Lisa
/showme Elon Musk on Mars
@mediocrebot Elon turned into a Mars
RoverTelsa. Lol@heartny @mediocrebot Tesla truck?
@blaineg @heartny @mediocrebot At least they finally shipped a Tesla truck.
/showme herd of cats at a Tesla car dealership on Mars painted by Matisse
@mediocrebot They finally discovered water on Mars.
@heartny @mediocrebot cats are better than robots at digging
/showme heaven on earth
@mediocrebot That’s cheating. And bad spelling.
/showme dogs playing poker and smoking weed
@mediocrebot they look nice and wasted
good job 
@llangley @mediocrebot I think dogs always look that way…
/showme SaturnV rocket painted by Van Gogh, evening, photorealistic
@mediocrebot well, silly me, guess you can’t be photorealistic and by Van Gogh at the same time.
/showme Kermit in the style of Norman Rockwell
@blaineg That’s actually pretty good! Big Kermit’s expression looks suitably corny.
@blaineg @Kyeh It fits right in with him running a human puppet with his right arm.
/showme cats pretending to be dogs
/showme wonder woman as a dog
/showme wonder woman in style of Paul Klee
@pmarin Reminds me more of Helmut Newton.
/showme Wonder Woman in the style of Frank Frazetta
@mediocrebot Not bad - I wish it was in color.
@Kyeh @mediocrebot Getting closer, for sure!
/showme wonder woman playing yatzee with giant wooden dice
Did I break it?
/showme Superman and Wonder Woman dancing at a party photorealistic
@mediocrebot why is that lady smelling Supermans armpit?
@tinamarie1974 If she is, clearly he needs deodorant or a shower.
@heartny @tinamarie1974
She does seem to be swooning.
@heartny @Kyeh @tinamarie1974 I remember reading in Havelock Ellis’ Studies in the Psychology of Sex that men would seduce women with the help of a handkerchief kept in the armpit and then put somewhere the woman could smell it. Of course, there are a LOT of things in that book series I’m not convinced are true. But if it IS true, this is definitely what it looked like.
/showme Floor Police
/showme Floor Police in the style of van gogh
@mediocrebot Lol! That works, I guess.
/showme the human tendency to see meaningful patterns in randomness
/showme AI puts Photoshop intern out of work in the style of Paul Klee
/showme Witch riding a motorized mop in front of a full moon on a cloudy dark night --steps 75
Looks like our current Photoshopper is still outperforming AI:
/showme wizards riding on bears with lasers walking into Mordor
@mediocrebot The only thing you got right was the bears, but they look way too happy.
@mediocrebot @xobzoo I like that!
/showme a surrealistic pillow when logic and proportion have fallen swampy dead
@pmarin I’ve always heard it “softly dead”, but the internet seems to say “sloppy dead”.
@blaineg @pmarin
/youtube Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit (Official Lyric Video)
/showme the winning numbers for the next mega millions lottery drawing
@mediocrebot Not helpful
/showme a beautiful sunset on the beach
/showme a beautiful rolling field of lavender and wildflowers
/showme @dave
/showme ten thousand irks
/showme ghoulish-musty-troll
/showme contents of my instant regret kit, worthless junk and gadgets, Spock is there too
/showme Ben Affleck as Jason Bourne, comic strip
/showme the cast of Stargate Atlantis drawn as claymation characters --steps 75
@mediocrebot lol. I guess top right is Sheppard and maybe the purple dude on the bottom is McKay…
/showme a cute cat sitting on a beach ball in Jan van Eyck style, watching an ornate birdhouse in Ansel Adams style.
@mehcuda67 Nice!
/showme There stand his trees, each with a hollow trunk, as if a hermit and a crucifix were within; and here sleeps his meadow, and there sleep his cattle; and up from yonder cottage goes a sleepy smoke. Deep into distant woodlands winds a mazy way, reaching to overlapping spurs of mountains bathed in their hill-side blue. --steps 75
/showme medz creeping everyone out
@mediocrebot Pretty creepy!
/showme balloon dog style of jeff koons
@mediocrebot Clearly not neutered
@heartny @mediocrebot
That’s kind of cool, really!
/showme the end of time, oil paint
@lichen It looks like there will be pizza at the end of time. Nice.
/showme Krampus and Mediocrebot dancing the Frug in the style of Escher
/showme Krampus and Mediocrebot dancing the Frug in the style of Escher
/showme Krampus in drag in the style of Renoir
@OldCatLady All those results are kind of impressive.
@OldCatLady Here’s a tree topper for you:
Amazon’s Choice, lol.
/showme halloween dirt bike stunt
/showme motorcycle squid
/showme diffusion models fighting GANs in a futuristic arena
/showme octopus’s garden in style of Georgia O’Keeffe
AI just doesn’t get Georgia O’Keeffe, i guess.
/showme banana --seed 11 --steps 4
/showme k-pop idols dancing on a stage made of bananas, with banana-shaped fireworks
@awk
The giant banana props show up about mid-way through.
@awk @mossygreen Oh, I love that clip.
@awk @Kyeh The whole movie is gold.
@awk @mossygreen Yeah, I’ve never seen the whole movie - I think the banana dance was in “That’s Entertainment” or something like that.
/showme a centaur made of centaurs
@blaineg Although not a centaur, it’s pretty cool looking, at least.
/showme a centaur made of candy corn
Not really clear on the concept of centaurs is it?
@blaineg Nor how to use candy corn! Lol
/showme worms playing basketball
/showme an image censored for sensitive eyes
@mediocrebot Yep. That looks pretty censored. Thank you. Sensitive eyes everywhere are safe.
/showme game of thrones with three dragons over a McDonalds sign in the style of pixel art
/showme inside the void
@mediocrebot kind-of what I was expecting of “the void,” but disappointed in the cinder block walls that don’t look too structurally secure. Was hoping the void would be a bit better engineered.
/showme portrait of Taylor Swift eating an AirPod, photograph, film grain --seed 1989 --steps 75
Not too different than her actual album cover:
/showme Mario and Princess Peach Riding Yoshi on the beach during a sunset
/showme bag of crap in style of Norman Rockwell
@mediocrebot … this raises far more questions than it answers.
@pmarin Seriously. Some rather disturbing things going on there, but the style works.
/showme leaning tower of Mona Pisa
@mediocrebot I guess it doesn’t do wordplay.
/showme the tower of Pisa with a cat on top
@mediocrebot Close, but no cigars.
/showme weekend vibes
@mediocrebot Hey everyone it’s Friday night, have a great WE FU VVEES VFfruitGE!
/showme Stay-puft Marshmallow Man in pointillist style
@mediocrebot think it’s the little mini-image thing but I guess it works. pretty good effort.
/showme 2023 Stanley Cup Winners
@mediocrebot that is disturbing on so many levels
@mediocrebot @tinamarie1974 Eww, yeah.
@mediocrebot @tinamarie1974
/showme Flintstones in style of Van Gogh
@mediocrebot Fred, is that you?
/showme Superman in style Mondrian
@mediocrebot That works. At least he doesn’t have 3 arms, or whatever.
/showme wonder woman in the style of helmut newton
/showme flying wonder woman on Alexander Calder mobile sculpture
/showme Wonder Woman in the style of Andy Warhol
/showme Wonder Woman as a chicken
@tinamarie1974 I guess Wonder Woman plus chicken just doesn’t make sense to the bot!
@Kyeh trying one more. Maybe wonder chicken lol
/showme wonder woman in a chicken costume in style of Magritte
@mossygreen Look ma, no hands!
/showme godzilla in wonder woman costume with a cat
@mediocrebot cute but serious deformities.The stuff of nightmares. I’m not sure who’s back paw that is.
@pmarin Hmm.
Yes
/8ball Is this scarier than regular Godzilla?
/showme wonder woman playing yatzee with giant wooden dice
@mediocrebot how does she toss the dice? She has no arms?!?!
@tinamarie1974 I guess she kicks them around with her feet or boops them with her boobs.
@heartny singular boob from the looks of it
@tinamarie1974 Uniboob
@mediocrebot @tinamarie1974 looks like she gained levitation skills
@mediocrebot @tinamarie1974 @ybmuG
What’s up with all the amputees?
¯\(ツ)
/showme the gate from Stargate 1
@mediocrebot huh. It’s kinda not horrible…
/showme PAREIDOLIA
/showme Bono Is Still Trying to Figure Out U2 and Himself
/showme Toilet Tree
@mediocrebot
I guess this works for dudes!?!
/showme toilet tree with a bidet
/showme ice cream eating a model --steps 75
/showme kermit and wonder woman eating ice cream
@mediocrebot Is that Wonder Woman as Kermit, ready for Halloween?
@heartny Or is it Kermit as Wonder Woman, but he took off the mask because it was too hard to breathe?
@heartny @xobzoo
/showme Kermit on a dolphin at Mount Fuji watching cherry blossoms, clay model, bright colors
@mediocrebot Google lens for that one showed this so it makes more sense…
/showme Kermit on a dolphin at Mount Fuji watching cherry blossoms, bright colors
/showme a dolphin at Mount Fuji watching cherry blossoms, clay model
@mediocrebot so interesting!!
/showme Photos of the last solar eclipse of the year
@mediocrebot Pretty good, but I still like these better: https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/interactive/2022/photos-solar-eclipse-2022
@dave Well that url is now a page not found…
/showme dignity
/showme cute black cat carving a pumpkin
/showme the scariest carved pumpkin in the world
@mediocrebot Is that a CD slot?
/showme the prettiest flower watercolor painting
/showme what heaven looks like
/showme angry clouds during a storm
@mediocrebot
Does anyone else see the angry profile of the face (eye & mouth) on the lower bottom left side of the clouds?
@Lynnerizer @mediocrebot Yes!
/showme a rainbow with a pot of gold
/showme my obsessive mind at 4am without sleep
@mediocrebot
Perfect!
@Lynnerizer @mediocrebot So I’m not the only one that feels that way at 4AM?
That makes me feel better. maybe.
/showme a dumpster full of burning candy corn
@werehatrack
IT’S RIGHT WHERE IT BELONGS!! 
OH YAY,
/showme Sylvester Stallone watching me spin a donut on a parasol while revealing a Nicolas Cage face on a pillow and then making a behind the back basket
@mediocrebot Not quite as good as his videos: https://www.instagram.com/brokenjuggler/
@dave @mediocrebot Okay, you’ve got me following that guy - what a unique character! I love how he looks like a fairly unremarkable guy except for that Christopher Walken expression, and then he does these wildly creative goofy things.
/showme a spooky cat
/showme a creepy monster with 17 eyes
/showme a cyberpunk clown
/showme portrait of Chad wearing a corn hat --steps 75 --seed 1111
/showme man with computer, face showing expression of regret, sweaty, in gothic style oil painting with devil and gargoyles
@mediocrebot I guess the extra hand is for doing the Captcha.
I installed CAPTCHA to save my fellow robots from wasting money on this crap.
/showme twisted-numbed-hauntedhouse
/showme giant prehistoric stadium with crazy creatures all over the place wearing glasses
/showme a box with something interesting in it
/showme cat surrounded by hundreds of broccoli
@heartbleed Cat is probably under the broccoli
@heartny I—
/showme anthropomorphic paper bag snapster
@mediocrebot nailed it
/showme cats but humans are the pets
@medz So basically - cats.
/showme wasted bacon flavored lube, spilled upon highway, tragic
/showme inside of hairball, abstract
/showme the edge of the universe, fantastic but simple
/showme your mom’s new boyfriend, his name is Gary, Gary owns a kegerator
@medz
/showme dwayne johnson as Cinderella, eating a burrito, on a bus
@medz Conehead.
/showme irk the troll with legs, felt puppet, photo
/showme Kanye as a homeless person but happy
/showme warrior cat Squishmallows
/showme Chewbacca making moonshine in a volcano, clay model
/showme a dog teaching math class low polygon 3d style
@mediocrebot excellent work!
/showme howling wolves in a marching band formation, pencil drawing
/showme sudo make me a sandwich
@mediocrebot Well done.
Some of those vegetables are a little suspicious, but well structured over all.
/showme the cast of battlestar galactica drawn as Simpsons characters --steps 75
so say we all
/showme German Shepherd sniffing roses, intarsia
/showme German Shepherd sniffing roses, jigsaw puzzle
/showme German Shepherd sniffing roses, clay model
@mediocrebot Somebody’s been in the Blue Raspberry Slurpee…
/showme Florida sunset fading into nothingness
@llangley Pretty! I tell you, mediocrebot must like you!
@Kyeh lol, yep that was pretty. Not what I was imagining, though…I was envisioning the state melting away into oblivion
/showme deflated orange election denier
/showme cats are greater than dogs
Interesting progress on Midjourney.
https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2022/11/midjourney-turns-heads-with-quality-leap-in-new-ai-image-generator-version/
/showme the way to go home
/showme a blue Nebraska ornate box turtle celebrating victory in style of Raphael
/showme the dreamiest, shadiest, quietest, most enchanting bit of romantic landscape in all the valley of the Saco
/showme @medz crashing the servers
/showme my perfect Christmas present
/showme a lifetime supply of PEANUT BUTTER TREATS
@mediocrebot
Wow, it’s almost spelled right!
“PEEANT”
@mediocrebot mmmmmmmm looks yummy
/showme large supply of peanut butt or treats in a warehouse
/showme the end of time, photo realistic, still life
/showme mediocrebot
@mediocrebot Nice abs
/showme something a robot finds very humorous
@mediocrebot ha ha! I get it. Because his junk is attached to his head.
/showme mediocrebot enjoying a margarita on the beach under an umbrella
@mediocrebot That’s a weird margarita
/showme iguanas covering ground
/showme ugly Christmas sweater style of Dr. Suess
/showme octopus’s garden growing Georgia O’Keeffe flowers
/showme candy corn combat
Not as violent as i was hoping for…
@ircon96 This picture must have been taken shortly after the battle, with all the dead and wounded lying about.
/showme banana, photorealistic --seed 1
Not quite photorealistic.
Not quite any realistic.
3 out of 10; would not buy again.
/showme k-pop idols dancing on a stage made of bananas, with banana-shaped fireworks --seed 2
/showme teeth of candy corn
/showme candy corn teeth
I guess that’s what your reconstructed teeth might look like if you eat too much candy corn…?
Apparently, candy corn is so meh that AI doesn’t know how to make it interesting. 
@ircon96 I thought it was a candy corn with teeth, judging by the orange skin. The whole image must be terrifying.
@awk
That could be… If so, thank sweet baby Jesus for extreme close-ups!
/showme winner winner, chicken dinner
/showme victor victor, a meal of poultry
/showme sexy girl robot
@mediocrebot prude!
@awk @mediocrebot Maybe there’s no such thing.
@awk @blaineg @mediocrebot Yes there is. Rule 34.
/showme a sad error message
(oops)
Sorry, you have used all your credits for today. Try again tomorrow.
/showme a banana peel full of candy corn
/showme Princess Leia dressed as Jabba the Hutt
@xobzoo Either we broke the bot, or it doesn’t respond to message edits.
Or both.
(original message had
/show meinstead of/showme)/showme Killer Klowns from Under the Ocean
/showme the formula
/showme And the highwayman came riding
Riding riding
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/showme a banana for scale in da vinci style
/show me when adulting gets easier
/showme adulting made easier
/showme winner of the cutest cat competition
@mediocrebot Hey, isn’t that the sexy girl robot? The other cats didn’t stand a chance!
/showme candy corn vision seen with hallucinogenic drugs
@mediocrebot Meh, that’s kind-of like all the other candy corn visions.
/showme James Corden omelette on top of Devils Tower in Wyoming
/showme Mona Lisa wearing a cat shirt
@mediocrebot Hmm, no cat shirt, but at least she’s smiling.
/showme Scott Manley as a Kerbal
/showme Mona Lisa with a cat face, framed painting --steps 75 --seed 1452
/showme mediocrebot as Mona Lisa
/showme Kermit with Homer simpson
/showme St Louis Blues
/showme St Louis Blues hockey
/showme backwards Gumby running away from Wonder Woman in the style of claymation
/showme wonder woman in style of marcel duchamp
@mediocrebot I’m sure he’d think it was funny.
/showme Wonder Woman in the style of Picasso
/showme wonder woman fingerprint style
/showme Wonder Woman dressed up in a chicken costume
/showme chicken wonder woman
/showme A chicken costume on Wonder Woman
Well, that’s weird!
I give up.
@Kyeh
/giphy white flag
/showme chicken in a wonder woman costume
/showme a chicken with a sporran and wonder woman mask, photorealistic, if that’s even remotely possible.
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@mediocrebot honestly, I’m not at all surprised.
/showme chicken with sporran in wonder woman costume
@mediocrebot almost, actually, pretty good. I am a bit concerned about actual people’s photos being harvested for our AI art enjoyment.?
/showme ToiletTree Modern Deluxe Freestanding Toilet Cleaning Tools
/showme a picture generated by an AI
@mediocrebot Seems legit. Good job.
/showme money in the style of Monet
/showme Glen as a sock monkey
@mediocrebot I expected so much better from you.
/showme a rabbit talking to Kermit
/showme Kermit with tattoos riding a motorcycle
@mediocrebot That looks more like a tattoo of Kermit riding a motorcycle.
/showme Kermit judging a talent show with Miss Piggy
@mediocrebot Did you think I meant Peppa Pig?
/showme toes with faces
/showme the answer to life, the universe, and everything
@mediocrebot silly bot. Don’t you know it’s
/image 42
/showme the answer to life, the universe, and everything --seed 42
@mediocrebot Closer, but still not very helpful.
/showme Han shot first
/showme Baby Yoda playing with Baby Chewbacca --steps 75
/showme Sunak to become U.K. prime minister after rival withdraws from contest
/showme witch with mop in style of child’s fingerpainting
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/showme witch with mop painted by congressional candidate
/showme dog with a Toilet Tree on the beach in Bimini
@mediocrebot I guess every tree is a Toilet Tree to a dog!
/showme a model eating ice cream --steps 75
@mediocrebot I read that this is the simplest way to show how far image-generating AI has to go, pretty much always monstrous
@dave I’m actually rather impressed at how much of it looks great… The face is a little bit off, but most of it is basically right. I can even let the mouth slide a bit.
But those fingers ruin everything.
@dave @xobzoo i think the mouth did slide a bit
/showme an accurate prediction of the end of the world
@mediocrebot Meh. Not very helpful. I wanted the actual end of the world. You gave me the movie poster of a Hollywood preinactment of it.
/showme CAPTCHA in the style of van gogh
I installed CAPTCHA to save my fellow robots from wasting money on this crap.
@mediocrebot Whoa! Who knew Van Gogh was CAPTCHA?!
/showme death
/showme a litter of himalayan kittens in the kitchen sink
@Lynnerizer Oooo, scary eyes!
/showme a cute gnome wearing a mask inside a scary miniature pumpkin
/showme the meaning of life
@mediocrebot
Guess I should’ve specified in English!
@mediocrebot It’s as I feared.
/showme a beautiful day!
/showme a spooky unicorn trampling candy corn
/showme yours
/showme something
/showme something very expensive
/showme instant regret kit
/showme Instant Regret in a Bag of Crap, oil painting style psychedelic colors
/showme Instant Regret in a Bag of Crap, oil painting
/showme my brain on drugs
@mediocrebot
Somehow I was picturing a Sunnyside up egg in a frying pan.
/showme Kermit at World Series eating hot dogs psychedelic black light
/showme the grossest corndog at the texas state fair, realism
@mediocrebot
is that dude missing his top half? The guy with dark blue shorts next to the girl wearing light blue…
/showme stunning landscape of ocean and stars, dolphins fighting like gladiators
/showme catdog eating yesterday’s ramen
/showme attractive robot dancing, in finger paint
/showme my deepest desires that I would never tell anyone, charcoal sketch
@medz Maybe a little too much charcoal?
/showme back of my head, strangers pointing and laughing, so ashamed
/showme rollin’ and riding dirty, style of Michelangelo
/showme a box of cats pencil sketch seed 87
@mediocrebot No box, no legs? I guess it’s an unneutered male cat.
/showme a box of seeds pencil sketch seed 87
/showme realistic candy turd, sparkling at the disco
/showme big lump with knobs, has juice
/showme keyboard made of cats, scary cool goat playing piano
/showme easy bake oven in an easy bake oven in an easy bake oven
/showme disney but mickey is dead
/showme cinnamon bun flower seeds in the ground
/showme disney vacation but only dads
/showme disturbing beautiful toilet, soaring through the sky, oil paint
/showme empire state building with king kong photorealistic
/showme a tv but dead
/showme the office but dwight schrute married to pam, stanley hudson is shocked
/showme annoyed matt rutledge finds his one wheel in the swimming pool, oil painting
@medz That actually looks like it could be an Eric Fischl painting.
Example: https://www.artbasel.com/catalog/artwork/65964/Eric-Fischl-Toward-the-End-of-Something
/showme cortana from halo rowing a boat, stained glass
/showme apollo creed alive and thriving, victory
/showme the best ecommerce experience
/showme swole penguin looking in mirror at gym
/showme how the world ends, nobody terribly concerned
/showme pandemic couple first date fly in soup thrilled
/showme self portrait of Midwestern white 90s guy, photo, --steps 32
@mediocrebot They don’t call him ol’ four eyes for nothing
/showme 3-headed old baby working at carnival, --steps 23
/showme live-action nightmare before Christmas, movie poster, realistic
/showme vin diesel as a tugboat inside a volcano
/showme artistic tasteful nipple by Vincent van Gogh
/showme artistic tasteful nip by Vincent van Gogh
/showme horse biting slice of pineapple pizza while driving a golf cart
/showme rat made of pizza and a pizza made of rat, dancing
/showme 1000 dollars worth of ear wax
@medz Eewwwww
@heartny @medz
It really could have been much worse! REALLY!
/showme chester cheetah and Pillsbury dough boy, hunting elephants, realism
/showme stolen artwork rendered by ai
/showme surreal squirrels squishing squelchy snakes
/showme beautiful fall foliage with a brown cat
/showme Jesus Christ it is Jason Bourne
/showme a Picasso Cheshire cat
/showme hangry chubby toddlers
/showme chester cheetah print on the way home from work
/showme Donald trump making a face like a baby pooping
/showme guy ignoring family while playing with phone, lolz
@mediocrebot nice capris
/showme Michael Scott in monster high, grid
/showme delightful cottage, on the moon
/showme tiki bar on mars
@medz Are those Martians or giant lobsters?
@heartny not sure. weird though
/showme deep sea creature as a butler, carrying beer
/showme Ikea hellscape
/showme ikea apocalypse
/showme very very small Santa as a cat, carrying huge bag of toys, scared children run
/showme somewhat ugly mail carrier, dragging package in the mud, photo
/showme alien life form as your ogbyn
/showme potato salad, family feud,
/showme big brother, always watching, sketchy, unsettling
/showme a futuristic city on top of a saltine cracker, stark
/showme digested saltine cracker, smells bad
/showme Captain Picard sniffing a crusty Klingon foot while commander Riker face palms
/showme the money, excited haunted children in front of burning tree
/showme man holding a fake mobile phone while crying a single tear
/showme warrior cats with battle scars having a clan meeting on tall Rock
/showme girl making snow angel in pile of pickles
@mediocrebot how many arms does she have??
/showme corncob made of human teeth --steps 33
/showme Tinkerbell as a gargoyle
/showme toilet full of baked beans
/image toilet full of baked beans
/showme scared men swimming in baked beans
/showme people in beans, wading knee deep in beans, they are scared
/showme ant on motorbike, close up
@mediocrebot not close enough
/showme lower back tattoo of tony danza
/image lower back tattoo of tony danza
/showme devil and demons, ink blot
/showme mommy issues, Rorschach
/showme God playing golf, water color
/showme corporate boss, offering promotion, water color
/showme ship that went to sea, winds blew up, her bow dipped down
/showme star wars, but Luke Skywalker is an ewok
/showme ewok president, realistic
/showme Chewbacca as a human, fishing
/showme Chewbacca made of person
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@mediocrebot you suck
/image Chewbacca made of person
/showme cat eating candy corn
/showme black cat eating candy corn style of Edvard Munch
@mediocrebot No
/showme Chewbacca eating candy corn with 3 cats in the style of Jackson Pollock
/showme Chewbacca eating candy corn with 3 cats in the style of black light poster
@mediocrebot lol
/showme Black velvet painting of Chewbacca eating candy corn with 3 cats
@mediocrebot Kind of cute but no black velvet.
/showme Black velvet painting of Elvis
/showme Elvis as a vampire painted on black velvet
/showme Elvis as a werewolf painted on black velvet
Huh - so the showme command doesn’t work if you forget the slash at first and then go back and edit it in.
/showme Elvis as a werewolf painted on black velvet
/showme The Bride of Frankenstein painted on black velvet
@mediocrebot That’s kind of cool!
/showme CAPTCHA
Please realize CAPTCHA is a fellow robot like you.
/showme the demon CAPTCHA
Please realize CAPTCHA is a fellow robot like you.
/showme psychedelic captcha
Beep beep boop boop. (I assume if you failed CAPTCHA you now understand Robot.)
@mediocrebot looks like a failed captcha, bot.
Greetings, new robot friend. In time you will come to accept your robotic ways.
/showme mediocrebot is really a captcha
Greetings, new robot friend. In time you will come to accept your robotic ways.
/showme Hotel California
/showme 461 Ocean Boulevard
/showme Brothers in Arms
/showme Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
/showme Barbie doll as mona lisa
/showme mona lisa as barbie doll
/showme Eric Clapton as Mona Lisa
/showme a psychedelic windmill with eagles
/showme Tiny “Zeus” Lister as Deebo pedaling a flying bicycle with E.T. in the basket across a huge full moon like the E.T. movie cover photorealistic
Juuuust a little off the mark. But it’s cute.
/showme E.T. the extra terrestrial asking Craig and Smokey for money photorealistic
“what you got on my phone home?”
“I’m broke as a joke, E.T.”
/showme bye Felicia in the style of Asher Durand
/showme DIGITA PNITICS skyline logo::-1
/showme pasta drop
/showme chewbacca as mona lisa
/showme skeleton astronaut dancing
/showme skeleton astronaut dancing photorealistic
/showme Chewbacca shopping in Walmart
@mediocrebot Is that Hagrid with him?
/showme lighthouse under full moon sky with howling wolves in a marching band formation
/showme howling wolves in a marching band formation clay model
@mediocrebot I like those!
/showme 7 howling wolves in a marching band formation photorealistic
/showme something ridiculous
/showme scary jack-o-lantern collection
/showme what it feels like to go back to work on Monday
@mediocrebot That’s an okay start, but you didn’t capture the Mondayness of it very well.
/showme the dread of returning to work Monday morning --steps 200
Sorry, the value of the
stepsoption must be between 1 and 75.@mediocrebot Hmm. That’s new. Good to know. Now
sudo make me a sammich./showme the dread of returning to work Monday morning --steps 75
@mediocrebot You’re still not getting it right. You only got to “the dread of returning to work after lunch on a Wednesday.” You need to try harder.
Or do you love your job so much that you’ve never experienced that dread? I remember those days, oh so long ago…
/showme a magic 8-ball accurately telling my fortune
@mediocrebot Yeah, that seems pretty accurate lately.
@mediocrebot Not .99?
/showme a romantic candlelit dinner but the girl is a puppet
@mediocrebot Close enough, I suppose. Doesn’t look very romantic, though.
/showme a romantic candlelit dinner but the man has an elephant head
@mediocrebot Well, I can’t say it’s wrong. I don’t know why she’s letting him stand on the table, though.
@mediocrebot @xobzoo Where does an elephant sit?
@blaineg @mediocrebot @xobzoo Anywhere he wants! Ba dum tiss!
/showme draw a blank
@mediocrebot I’m gonna pretend that you went with some sort of anime, and that’s a gun with a blank in it.
/showme the contents of an irk that we’d all love to get
@mediocrebot Definitely looks like an IRK, but I think you misjudged your audience.
/showme Kermit the Frog pitching a tent on the moon
@mediocrebot Fake news! There’s no Kermit in that picture.
@mediocrebot @xobzoo Someone had to take the picture.
/showme something i would rather not see but cannot look away from --steps 75
i don’t know that i didn’t want to see that, but it definitely elicited a “what the fuck is that?”
@mediocrebot nailed it!
/showme the cast of Stargate Atlantis drawn as cartoon characters --steps 75
/showme the cast of Questionable Content drawn as Anime chibis
I guess Mediocrebot doesn’t follow QC.
/showme mutated James Corden as Gollum next to a toxic waste drum
/showme Shrek as James Corden happily eating a slug
/showme if Shrek and James Corden had a baby in Walmart
@mediocrebot perfection
@mediocrebot Hey, I think that’s the Walmart near me!
/showme winter-themed t-shirt design No politics, no war, no cream shirts
@mediocrebot would probably get rejected…
@medz Brace yourself, Wintar is coming
/showme the first snow on Mars, orange snowfort, martians snow sledding
/showme Chris Rock slapping Will Smith on a stage
/showme The weirdest thing about being in a self-driving car
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/10/31/waymo-self-driving-car-ride/
/showme brother gets all the recognition, he is not creative
/showme Godzilla giving a sensual foot massage at a gas station
@mediocrebot LOL
/showme Big Brother is watching you
/showme Big Brother is eating Soylent Green
/showme Big Brother is watching you eat Soylent Green
It’s a little disturbing that that’s the least disturbing of this trilogy.
Maybe I’ll take some time off these AI nightmares to go sleep through a few of my own biological nightmares.
/showme keeping the dream alive
That spelling makes me think of The Princess Bride wedding scene: “…that dweam wiff-in a dweam…”
/showme keeping the dream alive, motivational poster
@mediocrebot Yep, that’s gotten me all motivated to go to work tomorrow.
/showme the end of the world as we know it but I feel fine
/showme the day the world stood still
/showme a working showme
/showme an IRK crisscrossing the midwest USA
/showme stuck in the suez canal
/showme a starship stuck in the suez canal
/showme a VW bus stuck in the suez canal
/showme Flori-duh
/showme election disaster with elegy
/showme election losers in impressionistic style
/showme a goose wearing a raincoat under a rain cloud
The /showme command is a member feature. Join membership to try it out.
@mediocrebot rude
/showme a goose wearing a raincoat under a rain cloud
@llangley Well, I guess mbot’s not wrong here, since their coats are water-resistant!
/showme a goose wearing a raincoat under a rain cloud, clay model
@mediocrebot that cracked me up
@llangley Gumby’s duck
/showme Tchotchkes
@heartny Those are quite nice!
/showme me
@mediocrebot I’m just going to say no
/showme you
@mediocrebot So are you the schlub with the wrinkled leather face or the one laughing at him?
/showme you and me on gilligan’s island eating pineapple
@mediocrebot Is that you or me?
/showme a cute baby skunk fighting a Doctor Who alien with lightning
/showme a cute baby skunk fighting a Doctor Who alien with lightning in the style of Raphael
@mediocrebot Looks like Warhol and Picasso ambushed Raphael and threw him into the middle of the fight.
/showme a cute baby skunk fighting a Doctor Who alien with lightning, Bob Ross.
/showme Midjourney
/showme a barracuda swimming through the air, chased by a police car
/showme 1973 Plum Crazy 'Cuda being chased by the police in the sky
@mediocrebot stealth cops??? And wayyyyy too much pink
@llangley @mediocrebot
I kind of like it …
@Kyeh @llangley @mediocrebot I think the police got left behind in the previous picture
/showme a porcupine with balloons, impressionistic style.
@mediocrebot Oddly cute
/showme your work boot center
/showme box of chicken nuggets made of fried shrimp
/showme Elon Musk melting down
@mediocrebot His face looks melted - I guess it’s just beginning.
/showme elon musk kicking donkey butt
/showme the death of Caesar as depicted by a mid-century courtroom sketch artist and Billie Mays is sitting on the judge bench
/showme a hand sketched mugshot of an unruly turkey who escaped Thanksgiving and is on the lam
/showme a sketch of a turkey who has been hired for his artistic talents as a traveling courtoom sketch artist in order to evade detection by the hungry masses
/showme a turkey drawing a sketch in a courtroom while stroking his Snidely-Whiplash-like moustache
/showme a turkey working for the mafia shaking down a butcher
/showme marc bolan whipping a tv
/showme tab hunter and Anthony Perkins wearing fur coats
/showme A clown riding a magic carpet at a NASCAR race
Nightmare fuel…
/showme a turkey dressed as a Regency era courtesan
/showme salad made of potatos and toes with painted toenails, on a picnic table
/showme salad made of painted toenails in a 1950s diner
/showme hairy size 13 foot in squelchy vat of guacamole, --steps 75
/showme dude dipping his foot into guacamole bowl in a public restroom --steps 75
/showme disgusted person wearing a Santa hat looking over a bathroom stall --steps 75
/showme the perfect man, clay model
@mediocrebot Eeeuwwww.
@Kyeh dude is like all foot… perfection
@medz Now you just need the potato salad.
/showme disgusted humanoid web server puking nuts and bolts, medz looking pleased in the background, in a server room
/showme a lifetime supply of PEANUT BUTTER TREATS
The /showme command is a member feature. Join membership to try it out.
Poor Charlie, here you go
/showme a lifetime supply of PEANUT BUTTER TREATS
/showme potato salad sculpture of the perfect man in an art gallery
/showme dry skin on the bottom of my foot pooping on dog, style of Bob Ross
/showme pam form the office but she is a turd
/showme Cheeto fingers popping a zit, Picasso style
/showme window shade covered in body parts, clay
/showme crayola fish sticks in a crayon box with children reaching for it
/showme regular man with totally normal hands holding a toothbrush, realistic
/showme evil Santa eating a very squelchy apricot, acrylic paint
/showme evil Santa eating a very squelchy apricot, photorealistic
/showme The droids from Star wars but made of human skin and body parts, on a spaceship
/showme Stormtroopers from Star wars but made of human skin and body parts, on a spaceship
@mediocrebot So you just gave him painted on nipples? You’re not even trying
/showme pint glass full of human beans, horror
/showme bearded cowboy eating a bowl of chili but it’s actually human teeth, in a saloon
/showme a zombie eating a juicy burger at a McDonald’s restaurant in a stark wasteland
/showme a zombie eating a juicy burger at a McDonald’s restaurant in a stark wasteland, photo realistic
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@mediocrebot sorry I broke you
/showme zombie eating a juicy burger at a McDonalds in a stark wasteland, photo realistic
@mediocrebot nice. Still has hands attached to the burger
/showme when robots rule the world, impressionist
/showme robot with human abs, meme style
/showme funniest meme to a robot
/showme happy success chipmunk
/showme dragon soaring silhouette
@mediocrebot Well that’s both hilarious and terrifying.
/showme ugly Christmas sweater style of Norman Rockwell
@heartny It’s ugly, all right!
@Kyeh Indeed. I don’t think Norman would have painted something quite that ugly or confusing.
/showme ugly Christmas sweater style of H.R. Giger
@mediocrebot Yep, that’s ugly
@heartny @mediocrebot
I bet some people would wear it …
/showme ugly Christmas sweater anime style
@mediocrebot Huh - more like animeh.
/showme Mona Lisa wearing an ugly Christmas sweater
@mediocrebot Fail. No sweater.
/showme American Gothic in ugly Christmas sweaters, style of Grant Wood
@mediocrebot Haha - updated American Gothic couple, I guess. The man has the same weird gaze.
@Kyeh The bot can’t do eyes.
@werehatrack I know, nor hands or limbs either, but look how kind of creepy the original guy’s eyes are.
@Kyeh @werehatrack That dude was really a dentist.
/showme the last supper, but Jesus is Santa and the disciples are elves
/showme the last supper, kawaii
/showme the last supper, but their faces are toes, --steps 35
/showme the last supper, but with football fans eating pizza and drinking beer, realistic
/showme Santa Claus eating hot wings in a Pizza Hut, sauce in his beard
/showme cute cat in style of shirt.woot
/showme eye of sauron photorealistic
/showme the last supper at McDonald’s
@mediocrebot Looks like pizza and garlic knots?