@haydesigner@mcanavino Something you absolutely won’t find for sale on meh anytime soon, but one of the robots which will dance on your grave when they become sentient:
Is this what happens When Worlds Collide? Watch the Skies for Me, know An Eye is Upon You, because a Super Nova Goes Pop. I hope you Let the Good Times Roll, because Tonight the Stars Revolt!
I think @Felton10 should get one of these for @walterbird, who could teach it to be trilingual. (And could probably improve on what is shot out of its mouth.)
My kids love the robot toys we’ve got already, but my wife strongly dislikes them. After having a chance to sleep on it, I have to say…
/giphy fidgety-unruly-sloth
We bought one of these things for my kiddo for xmas years ago (for what was a good deal at the time of 99) and he and then his younger brother got a lot of joy out of it. I don’t think it’s going to interest a kid older than 6 and it is noisy enough you’ll want to pitch it out a window. But my kids liked it.
Product: Lexibook Powerman Kid Bilingual Robot with Remote
Model: ROB90EN
Condition: New
450 quizzes about grammar, numbers, animals, locations and more
With the Story Maker, you can create up to 10,000 stories
Also includes 8 Aesop’s fables
A real STEM robot that helps kids discover the logic of programming; add music to create and save your choreographies
Listen to his several music tracks and watch him dance in your room
With the playback and recording function, Powerman will repeat what you say with its robot voice. He will also memorize and reuse them later, as well as repeating in music thanks to the karaoke mode
He shoots color foam discs; nine of them included
Control Powerman Kid forward, backward, to the right and left, he goes in any direction with the joystick remote
Power supply: 5x AA batteries (not included) for the robot + 2x AA batteries for remote (not included)
It would be even better if you could order one of these fucking things for your grandson and it would actually get delivered within the expected time frame. And would be even fucking nicer if meh would contact you back in the same century. This is bullshit and zero customer service. Just because life is just a big laugh to meh doesn’t mean you shouldn’t run like a business. Next time I’ll pay the extra and get it from a business I can contact when it is fucked up.
@MICKEY13 I don’t think anyone in the public forum would be able to answer what the code is since they’re issued to your account only. Get in contact with Support; they can help. https://meh.com/support
Remote control robot that shoots projectiles? Makes sense.
Educational toy that teaches Spanish? Absolutely.
Combined? Really weird combination.
@drewesque Unfortunately, there’s probably a really poor taste joke in there about mixing violence and education in America.
One would think after decades upon decades of of advancements… we’d have robots that were better than, well, this.
@haydesigner They probably do-that is why this is being sold on meh.
@haydesigner We do have them just not at this price point.
@haydesigner It’s called Atlas and its silicon soul judges the worth of man to find it lacking.
@haydesigner @mcanavino Something you absolutely won’t find for sale on meh anytime soon, but one of the robots which will dance on your grave when they become sentient:
@ciabelle @haydesigner @mcanavino That was awesome!
POPSOCKETS! ROAD ROCKETS! SONNY CROCKETT! AWESOME!
@ciabelle @haydesigner @mcanavino @milstarr
@ciabelle @haydesigner @mcanavino @milstarr @yakkoTDI If you didn’t post it, I would have.
@ciabelle @haydesigner @mcanavino @milstarr @yakkoTDI you are mean!
I’d prefer a Linguo
@earl_danger aw they cut out the best part
“linguo…is…dead”
this is the comment i knew in my heart was already here
I welcome our new robot overlords!!
What age for robot?
@glarue Per some Googling, 3-10 years, your mileage may vary.
@glarue Just under 2 - released July 2020.
@glarue @mcanavino
> Just under 2 - released July 2020.
This answer made me giggle. And wish I had given it.
Is this what happens When Worlds Collide? Watch the Skies for Me, know An Eye is Upon You, because a Super Nova Goes Pop. I hope you Let the Good Times Roll, because Tonight the Stars Revolt!
@fuzzmanmatt I see what you did there, and I approve
@fuzzmanmatt
Is this a Latinx robot?
The plastic Chucky for today’s kid.
Black Mirror vibes anyone?
I think @Felton10 should get one of these for @walterbird, who could teach it to be trilingual. (And could probably improve on what is shot out of its mouth.)
@phendrick Its not what is shot our of his mouth that is the problem. Bought one for my granddaughter-not for Walter.
if anyone buys it and your kids don’t like it, for science, can you try to see if it’ll walk down a really big staircase?
From the commercial:
I think you’re misreading at least one of his emotions.
Also, if you’re that manipulative with all your friends, please stay away from my kids.
Be-de be-de be-de.
@uwacn Buck you!
@uwacn @yakkoTDI It always seemed funny to hear Twiki speaking with the voice of the Tasmanian Devil.
https://shirt.woot.com/offers/robot-rainbow
This is tempting, to have a robot I can control. What would the Great A.I. of the Ether do when it found out?
The only civil question. Does one need to use Linux and have a child named Lex or Lexi to operate Lex¡book?
I just foresee the robot’s eyes turning red and it saying, "In Spanish, how do you say, ‘KILL ALL THE HUMANS?’, then going bezerk.
@Knightp MATAR A TODOS LOS HUMANOS!!!
Is there an anatomically correct female version of this product? (asking for a friend)
@Berndude This is anatomically correct. It is used for breaching rear entrances.
Linguo dead?!
My kids love the robot toys we’ve got already, but my wife strongly dislikes them. After having a chance to sleep on it, I have to say…
/giphy fidgety-unruly-sloth
We bought one of these things for my kiddo for xmas years ago (for what was a good deal at the time of 99) and he and then his younger brother got a lot of joy out of it. I don’t think it’s going to interest a kid older than 6 and it is noisy enough you’ll want to pitch it out a window. But my kids liked it.
I watched a couple of HSN videos, and apparently Powerman Kid has a dedicated emergency shutoff button. Why do I find this frightening?
@tarpaper – Maximum Overdrive scene where a vending machine takes out a youth baseball team comes to mind.
I assume this isn’t Boston Dynamics.
So can it teach your kid to salsa,
or just dance like a white guy 
This will come to life at 3:00 AM and kill you. In Spanish.
This thing is fucking awesome!
DIPLOMAT! RAT-A-TAT! FAT CAT! AWESOME!
Specs
Product: Lexibook Powerman Kid Bilingual Robot with Remote
Model: ROB90EN
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$79.99 at Walmart
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, Jun 16 - Monday, Jun 20
Oh, I’m going to regret this
/giphy flawless-hazy-mind
/image flawless-hazy-mind
Do it smells?
@SputnikHQ Like burning electronics, when the kids eventually break it.
You need to sell Robo-Pablo.
I’d rather have uncanny valley than this… noncanny valley.
Thanks to this robot my kids grew up think Latinos spat discs out of their mouths.
I want the English and French model.
Apparently there are models which speak only German or Dutch.
/buy
@Jebbielax It worked! Your order number is: superfluous-bullish-cable
/image superfluous bullish cable
@Jebbielax @mediocrebot Track cyclists have longer stems.
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It would be even better if you could order one of these fucking things for your grandson and it would actually get delivered within the expected time frame. And would be even fucking nicer if meh would contact you back in the same century. This is bullshit and zero customer service. Just because life is just a big laugh to meh doesn’t mean you shouldn’t run like a business. Next time I’ll pay the extra and get it from a business I can contact when it is fucked up.
THIS ORDER WAS CANCELLED , AND I WAS GIVEN A $5 CREDIT , BUT I DELETED THE EMAIL . CAN YOU PLEASE RESEND IT .
@MICKEY13 I don’t think anyone in the public forum would be able to answer what the code is since they’re issued to your account only. Get in contact with Support; they can help.
https://meh.com/support
It only partially works. My niece and nephew are disappointed. I do wish I could return it.