Let's Play Golf Blitz: like real golf but fun
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I recently discovered Golf Blitz and it has been my new obsession. It’s a really simple mobile game where you and three other golfers compete in a free-for-all to get to the hole first, etiquette be damned.
Here’s a trailer:
I created a team so we can have “friendly” matches and set up a tournament (with prizes?) if there is enough interest. Search for Irk’s Caddies on the Team page and then say you came from Meh in the chat so I know not to boot you.
Android | iOS
(don’t be intimidated by the in-app purchases, they’re really not necessary)
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Suck it, woot!
In case you missed it last night…
@medz enjoy the victory because it won’t happen again!
@Moose because you uninstalled the app?
Just gonna leave this here… I’ve had good rounds before but never completely shut out the field. Of course they helped, but wow.
@djslack
/giphy you’re-incredible
@medz idk if I’d go that far, but thanks!
Sounds like fun!
Had a few fun rounds last night! I, the most experienced player, lost all of them.
@Moose so nice of you to let us win.
@Moose it really was beginners luck
When I lose, they take my trophies! (which I assume is a bad thing)
@medz at least you HAVE trophies!
@medz I think those are to match you with other players who are about as good as you? I dunno, I feel sad because every time I earn enough trophies to play a different course, I get wrecked and sent back to the previous ones. Or maybe that isn’t how the mechanic works at all and I’m just unlucky, who knows.
So I’ve pulled off this shot two times in a row off the tee.
@Ignorant nice! I’ll have to try that.
Bumped for reasons.
Nice shot, @carl669!
@djslack best shot i’ve ever, and probably will ever, make.
@djslack nice. I’ve never thought of that shot, though I’m sure I’d hit the sticky.
@djslack Very nice!
Here you go @djslack @Ignorant
@PyroVanquisher impressive, most impressive.
This game is fun. We had some friendly matches last night and I’ve played some strangers to get more trophies. I’m down for a tournament!
Also I know @shawn has kept it classy and stayed out of this but shots fired, man.
/giphy shots fired
The team was easier to find by searching ‘irk’. only three teams popped up as options
This game is addictive. Damn it!
I have come to believe that this game has a “fuck you” mode that exists to put me on tilt. It seems if I come into a match and I have the most trophies, chances are I’m getting screwed. Bad bounces, midair collisions, and the inability to make shots I’ve made dozens of times before are coming my way.
But once I’ve been put in my place and about half my trophies are gone, suddenly I’m good again and start smoking the competition. It’s an emotional roller coaster.
Also, it’s only been a couple of days and the math on their upgrades is starting to work out towards the “give us money” phase of a freemium gaming model. The good news is once that happens, maybe my addiction will ease up as I’m not buying gems or bux or whatever it is they want to sell to speed up game progression.
@djslack yeah. Went from 5 dollars to upgrade to 30 real quick. That’s a bummer. Game is still fun though.
@djslack @riotdemon
I’m down to 5 bux and 19 gems. I think the only way to get more is to buy them (nope), or open the free packs every two hours (if notifications are on, they get sent every two hours).
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
But it is a really fun game. I find myself imitating Bill Murray in “Caddyshack” whenever I have a nice shot.
/youtube it’s in the hole caddyshack
@eonfifty @RiotDemon I need to accentuate the positive and eliminate the negative, latch on to the affirmative and don’t mess with Mr. In-between. Instead of celebrating my success, I just find myself cursing at it when someone jacks up my shot. I can’t tell you how many times I have wished for a middle finger icon on the intermission lol. Next time I play I’ll try to stay positive and see what happens.
@djslack @eonfifty @RiotDemon haha, glad I am not the only one! Sometimes I give the thumbs up but in my head, it IS the middle finger
@tinamarie1974
/giphy you’re number one!
@djslack hahahahaha
I just finished a round with these auspicious relatives.
I finished between the one that plays golf and the one that roots for Nascar.
Hey @moose, what’s the deal? Where you been? We’re all still rookies. Where’s the tournaments?
@jaybird just sending @moose another email. I’m here because I heard there would be
nachostournaments.Check out the luck on this shot. Touch every player and down she goes:
@djslack hahaha I bet there were some emotes flying after that one.
@Ignorant I wish I had paid attention, I was kind of in shock. It won the game for me. But I’m sure there were.
@djslack ive grown to hate that hole. Well done
@djslack you got some sort of capture program running on that device?
@medz I found an app called MNML that’s an open source ad free screen recorder that seemed to do the trick. Then I used the replay and recorded it from there.
Hi everyone I figured we should have the “rules” of our team friendly matches posted here.
So for those that don’t know we like to play friendly matches in our team room and we made up some different game types to keep it interesting. We will usually mention in the chat before the match what game we are going to play, and we will always use code emotes in the lobby before the game to announce the game type.
Game types:
Don’t be intimidated by our trash talking it’s all in fun and anyone is welcome to play.
@PyroVanquisher show off
@Ignorant @PyroVanquisher
@djslack @Ignorant Lucky Ass! Couldn’t even do it again with sniper…
And here’s how holes work down under.
@djslack that’s amazing!
@djslack wow. You gonna try to reproduce that on purpose this time?
@Ignorant if the opportunity presents itself, but it seems like a long shot.
just posting this for posterity.
@carl669 we don’t need the reminder that @PyroVanquisher held the #1 spot for a short time.
@Ignorant I just thought it would be nice to acknowledge @PyroVanquisher’s accomplishment.
Downloaded it but it’s not finding the team.
Found it by scrolling. Apparently the search function sucks.
@cinoclav did you use the apostrophe?
@RiotDemon I did. Tried it with, without, caps, no caps, etc. Fortunately the team wasn’t that far down in the listings.
@cinoclav @RiotDemon I don’t think wearing a cap has much bearing on finding them…unless it’s like that one Sherlock Holmes wears.
@cinoclav @RiotDemon @therealjrn i think it is just fun…a fashion statement.
@RiotDemon @therealjrn @tinamarie1974 No you silly peeps. Figured if I made some extra noise it would scare the team out of hiding.
@cinoclav @RiotDemon @therealjrn @tinamarie1974
That’s my favorite kind of cap
@capguncowboy @cinoclav @RiotDemon @therealjrn @tinamarie1974
/giphy who’d have guessed
So out of ten outfits I’m able to unlock, 8 are rare.
Do they not understand what rare means?
@RiotDemon on top of that, my naked fig leaf Adam outfit is not listed as rare but I’ve only played like one or two other Adams. I can’t tell if they’re actually rare or not.
@Moose probably because there’s a million different funny outfits so who wants to be a naked man with a leaf?
@RiotDemon
I played some impostor earlier.
@djslack I’ll just leave this here.
Neat that we found one another in a real match.
@medz yeah, it was neat. You were kicking serious ass too!
@djslack you can tell it isn’t me because I’ll never have that many trophies
@moose could you log on and make some of us that still play regularly captains or co captains or something? I think there are things we can’t do as a team with no captain, am I right?
@moose thank you!
Ok team:
We can now promote since Moose made a few of us co-captains. We’ve been talking about using the ranks. Here’s the current thought:
800 trophies = amateur
1600 trophies = pro
If you go below for over a week you go back down.
Thoughts? Posting here so it doesn’t get lost in the chat there.
@djslack I said it there and I’ll say it here too, I think it’s a good/fun idea to use the ranks and the 800/1600 numbers seem good to me.
For @carl669 @juststephen and any other new or old players.
Heads up in case you weren’t aware that this game has “seasons” that end every other Thursday morning. Current season will end this coming Thursday morning, and at that time all trophies will be reset down to the nearest 200 (200, 400, 600, etc)
So is this really a makeable shot or did green get a boost from purple?
@Ignorant boost for sure. Just a hell of a lucky shot.
@djslack that’s what I figured.
@Ignorant ah, I gotcha. I remember now.
This sucked for this guy
I want everyone to know that all five of us playing golf blitz when the mehrathon started purchased irks. Thanks for the early link @moose. that was a nice prize!
@jaybird horseshit
@jaybird dubious-blurry-crib
@medz you should’ve been on
@jaybird @medz should have been playing
@jaybird @PyroVanquisher I already pooped today.
I guess I missed out.
thanks @moose!
Thanks!
Here’s one I made yesterday that I was quite proud of:
@altoidbox always nice when the saw lends a helping hand.
@altoidbox Nice use of the blade!
For @PyroVanquisher
My lucky shot
@Ignorant nice!
@djslack haha good timing.
@Ignorant get on game NOW
Fore!
@djslack wow that’s a hell of a shot.
Help me understand…
@jaybird wow
@djslack @jaybird that is worth a try on friendly try in case it’s some weird glitch with hitting the repel just right through the portal.
@Ignorant @jaybird come try with us
Why did no one tell me about this?!?!
@ELUNO well I guess the secret is out now.
Bumping because we could use more active players
Can someone explain my third shot to me? All I can see is the RNG dissing my mama.
@PyroVanquisher @djslack vampire ball
@carl669 Huh. Wonder if it shows up on iphone and not Android or something.
But I bet we all get it around Halloween
@djslack i’m on android.
@carl669 @djslack I’m on iOS. Ball no longer showing for me but it was there.
@djslack @Ignorant android here, but ball was gone this morning
This game is fun.
/giphy awesome
MEALS! DEALS! EELS! AWESOME!
So I just figured out something shitty.
If you have enough cards to unlock an outfit, but decide to wait… If you level up, it takes more cards to unlock the outfit,so now it’s no longer available to unlock. I just went from having 8 outfits available to 2. Lame.
@RiotDemon and unlocking the outfits will level you up, so it’s a catch-22.
Are the people speaking Croatian in chat really fans of Meh.com? Or did they just join at random…
@UncleVinny probably random. I booted them and will be doing a big culling later, might make the team closed but that’s kind of a pain
@UncleVinny I couldn’t even recognize what language it was.
@RiotDemon I relied on our trusted friends at translate.google.com
So since the chat over there sucks I couldn’t figure out if you guys tried the 1v1 tie game or not. I’m thinking you guys did and it didn’t work, is that right?
@Ignorant yes. I won 2 trophies and pyro lost 2 trophies. I think because of the differential between us, like 100 trophies apart at the time. No trophies were fabricated out of thin air.
@Ignorant but the next game were got a 4 way game and tied for first so we both made trophies then. But that was off the backs of the other suckers.
It will make trophies out of thin air when people with zero trophies play. And it may make one or two if two people with the exact same number tie in a 1v1. But it seems like it mostly taketh from one to giveth to the other.
@djslack damn well good thing you kicked my ass then.
No team found?
@juststephen Irk’s Caddies?
[EDIT] Strange I just searched and got the same…search just for Caddies and it should be one of the 3 teams it returns.
@Ignorant @juststephen i just searched irk’s caddies and it came right up. Weird. Searching irk or caddies should work too though.
We should make a clan or whatever on lots of games/platforms!!!
@ChompyGator we have some already. Clash of clans, clash royale, brawl stars. Look for ‘A Mediocre Clan’. Type meh, in your request
@ChompyGator @jaybird Whenever you get yourself back at work we also have a meh group on kiva.org that contributes regularly.
Put the Key back!!!
Bumping thread to lure any unsuspecting mehtizens to our goofy games