Knights and Knaves
11@Cythwulf and I are shirking our duties to hang out there with you all before the holiday rush starts and you guys never hear from us again.
What is with the title? We’re going to play a game called Knights and Knaves or most people understand it as “one head always tells the truth and the other always lies.”
So, ask us questions related to Mediocre, and we’ll answer. You guys will need to figure out which one us is telling the truth and which one is lying.
Ask away.
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@zachdecker I’ll let you guys guess what @halfling does around here.
Has Mediocre ever been indicted?
@therealjrn I don’t know.
@therealjrn I don’t know.
Is Mediocre telling the truth?
@AntiBotBot Always
@AntiBotBot Rarely.
@targaryen Do you lie?
@Cythwulf Do you lie?
@Gypsigirl213 No, of course not.
@Gypsigirl213 No, of course not.
can you tell me who got coin #669 from the toothbrush saga?
@carl669 I could, but I won’t.
@carl669 Someone who ordered a Schrodinger’s kit.
Why do so many of our orders get stuck in Greenwood, IN for DAYS…
@tinamarie1974 legend has it, there is a mysterious Greenwood Goblin…
@tinamarie1974 The shipping hub is in Greenwood Indiana.
@halfling I like this answer
@tinamarie1974 No clue.
When engaging in you profession, is it proper to say that you are “serving” a customer, or “servicing” a customer?
@Limewater I like to serve… wait.
@Limewater Most of what I do is called serving a customer.
@Limewater Do you mean “profession” as in the activity of prostituting one’s skills to the public in exchange for monetary recompense?
Do you love purple?
@Barney I do like purple.
@Barneybot isn’t a real bot.
@Barney Purple is my favorite color!
purple loves @barney.
Who is @stanleyseyeroll ? I have not seen that name before and he has a flask icon.
@CaptAmehrican I honestly don’t know, but I will find out.
@CaptAmehrican @Targaryen
@CaptAmehrican My alt account.
Are we human? Or are we dancer?
@halfling Yes!
@halfling I’m a human.
What is the worst thing about a mediocre corporation’s HQ?
@medz Every time the AC/heat kicks on, it sounds like someone started a Cadillac.
@medz Clocking in by solving a rubik’s cube really bites into the A.M. hours.
@medz Microwaved fish
Does mediocre buy stuff that’s discontinued on Amazon? For example, the Elwin earbuds with terrible reviews were sold on Meh and are now unavailable on Amazon. Is that because you guys bought all the stock for cheap?
@Gypsigirl213 Yes
@Gypsigirl213 I don’t know where they find items. It definitely isn’t on a dart board or something.
Who is your most and least favorite coworker
@tinamarie1974 I don’t have a favorite or a least. We’re all favorites.
@Targaryen well done
@tinamarie1974 My favorite coworker is the one who baked all the cookies.
My least favorite coworker is the one who keeps microwaving fish.
How far is it from mediocre headquarters to my house
@Cerridwyn Too far to visit, but too close for comfort.
@Cerridwyn @Cythwulf Not close enough.