merry new year fuckers!
@RiotDemon I think you win this thread.
@mike808 this is from Easy Rider, ya?
Fuck yea, same to you!!
You better fuckin believe it, friend.
/giphy uncle fucker
And the horse you rode in on fucker!
/giphy Happy new year, motherfuckers!
/giphy happy new years Mutha truckers!
@tnhillbillygal aww that’s sad. It’s a dog. We all know they run when fireworks go off
@tnhillbillygal such a sweet puppy
@tnhillbillygal @unksol actually, my dog gives zero fucks.
@RiotDemon @tnhillbillygal good dog
@RiotDemon @tnhillbillygal @unksol
actually, my dog gives zero fucks.
actually, my dog gives zero fucks.
@RedOak @tnhillbillygal @unksol spayed, actually. She receives zero fucks as well.
@RedOak @RiotDemon @tnhillbillygal well… Then she is a pussy. How does she feel about Dredd
@RedOak @tnhillbillygal @unksol she likes Dredd.
@RedOak @RiotDemon @tnhillbillygal good dog
@RedOak @RiotDemon @tnhillbillygal delayed response but if you want her to stay receiving zero fucks keep @marklog away from her. Or at least his fingers.
@marklog @RedOak @RiotDemon @tnhillbillygal @unksol ROTFLMAO… If I wasn’t so lazy I’d find the link to fingered his dog so new comers knew what was going on with that comment (which for new comers is also why he became a goat).
@Kidsandliz @RedOak @RiotDemon @tnhillbillygal @unksol let’s petition @mediocrebot to auto link that thread maybe?
@Kidsandliz @mediocrebot @RedOak @RiotDemon @tnhillbillygal @unksol
@marklog @mediocrebot @RedOak @RiotDemon @tnhillbillygal @unksol And no one else should star that story as it is sitting at 69 stars right now which is perfect.
@Kidsandliz @marklog @mediocrebot @RedOak @RiotDemon @tnhillbillygal @unksol
I love that thread.
@RedOak @RiotDemon @tnhillbillygal @unksol
Sorry, but last night, I inadvertently starred @Marklog’s post after following the link above to read about why him fingering a dog was an apparently well-known Meh thing.
So after reading this, I went back and unstarred it, although it was incredibly hilarious, in a page of absolute hilarity!
@Kidsandliz @marklog @RedOak @RiotDemon @tnhillbillygal @unksol
@Kidsandliz @marklog @RedOak @RiotDemon @tnhillbillygal @unksol That search also led to my seeing and having been compelled to click on this- which I think it belongs on the “Are you dumber” page…:
@marklog @PhysAssist @RedOak @RiotDemon @tnhillbillygal @unksol Well someone has starred it as it is now up to 70 stars… too bad!!
@Kidsandliz @marklog @RedOak @RiotDemon @tnhillbillygal @unksol I looked and if I understand the star’s liting protocol- it was @memini who liked it last- should we ask him to unstar it for posterity’s sake?
@memini, please read this and consider undoing your star on the @marklog post…
OTOH, anyone else who previously liked it could simply undo their star to maintain the status quo.
@Kidsandliz @marklog @PhysAssist @RedOak @RiotDemon @tnhillbillygal @unksol Done! Sorry about that. I didn’t even see this post first so didn’t know we were trying to keep it at 69.
@Kidsandliz @marklog @memini @PhysAssist @RedOak @tnhillbillygal @unksol or we could give it even more stars so it breaks 100.
@marklog @memini @PhysAssist @RedOak @RiotDemon @tnhillbillygal @unksol Naw. 69 is appropriate for the implied topic. Although I’d bet it would clear 100 now that we’ve reminded people about it.
@Kidsandliz @marklog @memini @PhysAssist @RedOak @tnhillbillygal @unksol is it?
Fuck you we have 30 minutes to revel in the ruin of the old year
@unksol I think I might have to watch DREDD now
@unksol I love that movie
@carl669 I mean he is the best judge. Not that we’ve seen any others
@carl669 @unksol “I AM the law…”
/giphy “I AM the Law…”
@PhysAssist oh no… wrong Dredd movie.
@carl669 Sorry 'bout that, but it’s the only voice impression I can do reasonably well.
I did like the Karl Urban film tons better FWIW- as did all the audiences and reviews…
Good fucking riddance 2019!
Good day to tie a streak. Even a small one Happy New Year
@readnj holy crap, we’re exactly tied with 211 days. I wonder which of us will screw up and break our streak first? My previous best streak was 558.
@UncleVinny I’ll put my money on me screwing up first since you had a 558!
@readnj I’m pulling for ya! I believe in youuuuuu!
I get what you’re going for here, but for me there is only one way to end that quote:
Happy fucking new year anyway!
Oh fuck, I nearly missed this thread.
@OldCatLady you fucking blind? Open your eyes!
Happy Fucking 2020 yall
Beef Jerky Time!
@carl669 it looks like Subaru made a special edition car for you.
Speaking of saying it again, …
Any reviews of the movie Uncut Gems?
It comes in 7th on the “Most fucks to give” list.
FYI, Wolf of Wall Street clocks in with 40% more fucks to give.
@mike808 but where can I watch “Fuck” the movie? 9.21 uses a minute…
@unksol Order from Amazon.
MAN I LOVE BEING A TURTL–i mean happy new year 2 weeks later
Am I the only one who thinks that GIF at the top looks like Michael Cera in a 'tard.
@ruouttaurmind Oh! Michael Cera has some nice tits!