Having a fortune that makes JB of Wootazon look like a poor man even if he quadruples his current net worth.
I don’t want to be famous.
Forget fame, I want to invent something that will make life better for everyone.
@edguyver14 maybe a vaccine???
For ruining everything. Everything. I won’t settle for less.
@simplersimon Adam? Is that you?
My meh click streak
My passion for my students (mostly psychology majors).
@jewelshound fighting urge to take this the wrong way.
@simplersimon No, not THAT kind of passion
My musical ability
/image Eric Clapton
Feats of strength
I like your answer.
Well known and well paid for my work would be good.
For being best friends with probably the greatest person on earth; Donald Trump.
I would like being famous for wit, of course, as long as I didn’t get too famous. My financial prowess can stay unknown to the public.
I would have to of course at some point fake my own death so that my secret immortality would never be revealed.
Living a life that exemplifies and reflects Jesus Christ.
The national TV ad I did when I was 8.
Solving world hunger. Just damn, can’t we figure that out.
Hacking MEH.COM and sending out 103,000 IRKS to all the people who visited during Meh-Rathon.
Gourmet baloney sandwiches.