Yo, will I be able to buy any of this bollocks or is it reserved for a few people that got in super early and not any of us that already pay $5 a month for shipping and yet none of it is available to me. Look, I’m trapped in my spare room with my first grader, my third grader, my mother in law and the dog. I can’t leave because the cleaning ladies are in the rest of the house. I can’t open the window because the air quality index outside is 277. I need some retail therapy and you’re parading a bunch of stuff that I literally couldn’t buy if I wanted to. Rant over. Send cookies.