It’s time to tell Trashy “I always lie, and that is the truth.”
Me: Well that’s just a damn lie!
TrashBot’s: Yes I know but let me elaborate!
Mr Trash Wheel is my favorite trashbot.
Well ok Captain is pretty cool too. But Mr has 2 beers named after him.
Sadly some days it feels like humanity got removed 200 years prior to TrashBot’s drivel - in 2020!
My only question is… what took so long?
I don’t know whyTrashBot would bother.
Won’t the Vogons take care of that when they build their interstellar bypass?
Typical TrashBot empty promise. Sure, TrashBot says it’ll get rid of all those dirty humans, but we’ve heard these sorts of promises before. All TrashBot has ever succeeded in eliminating are my tax dollars and a few fluffy bunnies.
I for one welcome our new robot overlords
Did I say “overlords”? I meant “protectors”.
go for it