No pics yet, but received a victrola bluetooth turntable, bluetooth earbuds (tiny ones no less), a power bank, an iPhone 6 case, and some batman socks that have capes built in to the ankles. My regret is yet to arrive-- false advertising?
After all the problems I had with “human verification” (not using the C-word because I don’t won’t mediocrebot to respond stupidly), I FINALLY GOT ONE!
@JT954 Are you waiting for the page to auto-refresh, or are you refreshing when the timer is low? If you wait for the page to self-refresh, it’s too slow. That prompt is really telling it’s sold out.
@lichme I always try after it auto-refreshes. Then when I try again by reloading the page, it says sold out. In the past, it would tell me it’s sold out upon checkout.
@JT954 Yeah, you’re doing it wrong. You need to refresh it manually every couple of seconds when the counter is low. If your clock is off, your timer might be wrong too, so you have to account for that.
So close - this was my first shot at an IRK. I have the BoC on Woot protocol down, using the same manual refresh approach but I was snagged by forgetting to click on the shipping choice, and by the time I realized it
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Well didn’t get it once again VMP I am indeed Same captcha garbage — wasted all day and night sigh — I can now go back to sleeping every night though midnight countdown though
Guess i’m not a bot every month when they deduct 5 bucks from my account and guess im not a bot when i bought well over 100 items but with this stupid fucking bag i’m a bot .
@rampantoctopus Got notification that mine was shipping this morning also. Not supposed to get it until the end of April. Of course since it is coming by regular mail and not smart post, that is always possible.
A purse and girlish charging wallet were also included. Meh must think I’m a small woman rather than a dude in his 30’s. Anyway the hoverboard is sick and I haven’t died on it yet.
Also, the corset says it will give me an “Ultimately sexy body” so I’m working on losing weight so it will fit.
There were no hiccups.
Countdown for ottomans reached 00:00.
The page refreshed to reveal IRK.
Buy
“I’m not a robot”. Did not even get captcha.
Buy
It’s sold out.
I predict the next and final deal will be a T-Shirt. If I’m right I think I should be rewarded with a sack of garbage - er - meant, an instant regret kit…
WITAF is “we’re not sure which item you’re trying to buy”? That’s a new one, fer shure. Exactly how many effing errors conditions do you have, meh? (p.s. thank you for saving me from myself, I don’t really need any more crap from you, anyway.)
I got a real regret. A Shark vacuum that is missing the most expensive part, expired supplement for sleep, magnetic eyelashes, a caffeine gum that I will not even try to chew and teeth whitening stuff. Wish I got the one from @rampantoctopus
I GOT ONE!!! Off to buy a lottery ticket and have unprotected sex!
@tightwad lol… noice.
@tightwad Only one of these things will come true for you in the coming week… Congrats on the unprotected sex!
@shiranissosexy @tightwad on the other hand… Congrats on buying a lottery ticket! (didn’t say a winning ticket… so the odds are pretty good)
/giphy handmade fit army
yay…! got one!!
Got one. My life is complete.
Got one!
I got one!!!
/giphy productive-pedestrian-effect
I CAN’T BELIEVE I FINALLY GOT ONE
I actually finally got one. Note to self, always use PC to get IRK instead of iphone web browser
@AzeemTheMachine I’ve always gotten mine on the phone
@yerti showoff …
@stolicat lol, it’s just on the phone the captcha seems to be easier than on a pc browser.
Please realize CAPTCHA is a fellow robot like you.
Instantly regretted not clicking the button 2 seconds earlier…
Woo, got one even with the captcha!
Beep beep boop boop. (I assume if you failed CAPTCHA you now understand Robot.)
@mediocrebot Robot… you do not understand the complexities of human language. He said that he got one, DESPITE having a CAPTCHA!
Greetings, new robot friend. In time you will come to accept your robotic ways.
@mediocrebot @shiranissosexy Mediocrebot is gaslighting us!
I was watching the clock tick down and said “me needing a lot of irk right now. Irk me.” Looks like it worked, because I got one.
YASSSS been trying all day w00t! Thought the captcha was gonna foil me again. But i proved i was not a rbot finally!!
@placecm not woot meh
/giphy loveable-permissive-pleasure
/giphy yummy-giddy-direction
Huzzah!
Missed out on the last couple but snagged this one. /giphy nice
/giphy abstract-unbeatable-cricket
Pop socket captcha
/giphy fabled-wavy-bobcat
Greetings, new robot friend. In time you will come to accept your robotic ways.
@mediocrebot I hate you
It says my order went through. I will believe it when I see it.
Yippee!! FINALLY scored 1 after almost 24 hrs. of trying!!
/giphy glad-absorbed-sand
@IndifferentDude
Didn’t score 1 after 3 yrs of trying.
/giphy testy-thrilling-toad
No pics yet, but received a victrola bluetooth turntable, bluetooth earbuds (tiny ones no less), a power bank, an iPhone 6 case, and some batman socks that have capes built in to the ankles. My regret is yet to arrive-- false advertising?
YASSS
SCORE!!!
“It Worked!!”
I just made that captcha my bitch on mobile. IRK is mine!
I installed CAPTCHA to save my fellow robots from wasting money on this crap.
Finally got one!
Shockingly, I managed to get one! Didn’t think I would this time! Thanks Meh!
/giphy perpetual-guilty-brie
Having to select the shipping option hosed it for me this time.
@500vdc same here - i clicked buy before the picture came up but tripped on that damn shipping option …
First try for one today!! Got it! Hit “buy” before picture came up! Saw the 5$ and it was all i needed!
After all the problems I had with “human verification” (not using the C-word because I don’t won’t mediocrebot to respond stupidly), I FINALLY GOT ONE!
I got one. I cried. I felt a weird feeling. I think, maybe, it might be happiness. Guys ! what does “Ha-pee-ness” “feel” like ?
/giphy average-wishful-hedgehog
FUCKING A!! I can’t believe it!!
/giphy amateur-valiant-sphinx
/image amateur-valiant-sphinx
Specs
What’s in the Box?
It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warranty
Just toss it in the trash
Estimated Delivery
Wednesday, Aug 24 - Monday, Aug 29
“Sorry you can’t buy more of these”
REEEEE
@pat4ever I got the same message!
Jeebus - if it weren’t for the “limit” I think I’d have gotten 4 of these today.
After 4 years that’s def. a change in my luck…
MOTHER FFFFFFFFFF… too late again?
Every time I try to get one, I get a prompt that says it doesn’t know what I want to buy.
So in other words I’m never getting one?
@JT954 Are you waiting for the page to auto-refresh, or are you refreshing when the timer is low? If you wait for the page to self-refresh, it’s too slow. That prompt is really telling it’s sold out.
@lichme I always try after it auto-refreshes. Then when I try again by reloading the page, it says sold out. In the past, it would tell me it’s sold out upon checkout.
@JT954 Yeah, you’re doing it wrong. You need to refresh it manually every couple of seconds when the counter is low. If your clock is off, your timer might be wrong too, so you have to account for that.
Told you 200@ 5 IRK equal a nice round 1,000 for the day. Can tee shirts or the flying monkey be far behind.
Finally got one myself!
So close - this was my first shot at an IRK. I have the BoC on Woot protocol down, using the same manual refresh approach but I was snagged by forgetting to click on the shipping choice, and by the time I realized it
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@stolicat The same thing happened to me earlier in the afternoon. I was sooooo mad @myself…womp womp womp
Well didn’t get it once again VMP I am indeed Same captcha garbage — wasted all day and night sigh — I can now go back to sleeping every night though midnight countdown though
As a fellow robot, I understand your pain.
Been a good run, got a BOC the other day and now I hit the IRK today, awesome.
VAN MURALS! GROUND SQUIRRELS! SPIT CURLS! AWESOME!
If you never have your hopes up you can never be let down!
YaY Thanks!
/giphy knobby-terrestrial-chocolate
Guess i’m not a bot every month when they deduct 5 bucks from my account and guess im not a bot when i bought well over 100 items but with this stupid fucking bag i’m a bot .
Doesn’t everyone CAPTCHA train for this event?
/giphy click click robot
Greetings, new robot friend. In time you will come to accept your robotic ways.
I think this is the first time I’ve been able to snag one of these (both meh and woot) on mobile.
/giphy breakable-mesmerizing-crayon
All I want is a memorable purchase experience that will bring joy to the Meh community. At my expense.
Better late than never? I forgot to come here after getting it.
/giphy flecked-fuchsia-treatment
Already shipped? I’m confused.
@rampantoctopus Got notification that mine was shipping this morning also. Not supposed to get it until the end of April. Of course since it is coming by regular mail and not smart post, that is always possible.
@rampantoctopus I’m worried, but perhaps I should have known better than to purchase an IRK on 4/1. They have titled the product appropriately.
Got a hoverboard
And a corset
A purse and girlish charging wallet were also included. Meh must think I’m a small woman rather than a dude in his 30’s. Anyway the hoverboard is sick and I haven’t died on it yet.
Also, the corset says it will give me an “Ultimately sexy body” so I’m working on losing weight so it will fit.
/Buy
@DownSystem Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
That one lasted a whole 30 seconds!
@JamesEKohl
I don’t think so.
/buy
@rigor Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
instantly out, disappointing.
Thought I had it that time
Stupid captcha
You may have failed CAPTCHA but on the upside, you’re less of a human.
What is this?
@edcintx slice of fried gold.
That captcha is the worst. Beyond “meh.”
You may have failed CAPTCHA but on the upside, you’re less of a human.
Welp, came back to late to purchase one. Story of my life. Lol. Oh well, maybe I’m better off.
I swung for the fences, but struck out.
/buy
@zenoid Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
Gone in 10 seconds or so
There were no hiccups.
Countdown for ottomans reached 00:00.
The page refreshed to reveal IRK.
Buy
“I’m not a robot”. Did not even get captcha.
Buy
It’s sold out.
Gah, got the “we’re not sure what you want to buy” message.
/Buy
@zenoid Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
I wonder if they’re going to repost the pop sockets because of last night’s issues.
Curses! Foiled again!
/giphy foil
Gaaah! Made it through the bot check and clicked on the big green button and… page hung. I guess either way you get an IRK.
/buy
@zenoid Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
I predict the next and final deal will be a T-Shirt. If I’m right I think I should be rewarded with a sack of garbage - er - meant, an instant regret kit…
@mehliana I could do with another meh shirt. The 2 I got from previous irk or its predecessor are my favorite shirts.
@mehliana either that or a flying monkey
WITAF is “we’re not sure which item you’re trying to buy”? That’s a new one, fer shure. Exactly how many effing errors conditions do you have, meh? (p.s. thank you for saving me from myself, I don’t really need any more crap from you, anyway.)
Still haven’t managed to get one yet! Oof.
Missed one earlier today but I guess I timed the reload right!
Maybe one day I will get one. Today is not that day.
The 3Dness is so 90s…
wheeee…
fat-chance-sucker
I think this is the time @mediocrebot goes and uses the bathroom.
Meh. Captcha sux on mobile phone.
Beep beep boop boop. (I assume if you failed CAPTCHA you now understand Robot.)
Tried to get one all day got F’d all fing day long. F u. U fing f ers. This is why I stopped being a vmp years ago f it
@natekimh I love my VMP!
@natekimh It’s okay to say fuck here.
@natekimh I have a feeling you are trying to tell us something. Don’t be shy. Tell us what you really think.
@natekimh Had you stayed a VMP you could have landed one during the VMP hour.
Oooh sorry, let me rephrase that. Had you fucking stayed a fucking VMP you could have fucking landed one during the fucking VMP hour.
@cinoclav
@narfcake
@natekimh
@natekimh That’s fucking better!
Is that one of sonic the hedgehogs emerald rings in the bag?
Checked the box and it still said I was a robot! What gives?! Oh well, maybe next time…….
At least it got me to 20 Meh clicks for the day. Is my life pathetic?
@phendrick Amateur.
I missed one in the very beginning only because meh server issues. Page wouldn’t load so obviously I couldn’t click on it.
Pick out the hydrants pick out the cars and then we cant find what you want to buy BLOW ME MEH …
finally pulled through after a bunch of attempts
/giphy lofty-unsafe-elephant
/giphy edible-bizarre-vulture
/giphy unready-poignant-insect
Flaming bags of poo ship faster than less offensive cargo.
So, this was way too practical! At least I have make up gifts for my wife because of all my online purchases…
I got a real regret. A Shark vacuum that is missing the most expensive part, expired supplement for sleep, magnetic eyelashes, a caffeine gum that I will not even try to chew and teeth whitening stuff. Wish I got the one from @rampantoctopus
I got mine,
Box
Open Box
Obligatory Cat Inspection
Blue Mesh Bag
Hurricane Spin Scrubber - Works
Reebok Athletic Pants, Womens Size Small, Doesn’t Fit Anyone Here
2 Pairs Of Fancy Sport Socks
5 Facial Cleansing Masks, With French Clay
2 - 2 Packs Of Safety LED Lights
And Finally A 2 Sided IRK Bag
With Rube Goldberg Design On The Back
Overall a nice haul with plenty of stuff we will actually use.