First IRK (or Fukubukuro or BOC) ever. Wow. This is it, the pinnacle. What purpose do I have now? How will I grow, spiritually, without this recurrent failure to challenge me. I suppose there is the opening of it…
Just got my IRK!!! Uber fast, what’s up meh? And fooled you … you sent pads for a TENS machine with no TENS machine … no regret here as I already have TWO TENS machines and these pads fit those and are great spares. Ha!! (also got a power bank, pop socket, some mini light saber/flashlight, and a cardboard phone stand - SCORE!).
Yea, this is my first IRK and I just got notified as well. It must be something really meh… I don’t know if I should be excited or skip right to the regret.
Red bag, twin sheet set, charger/datalink to some ‘Polar’ fitness thing I don’t have, Universal car magnet window mount cell phone holder, and a 27 lumen ‘Dorcy’ LED flashlight. If anyone has any of the ‘Polar’ personal training crap and needs a charger, let me know!
First IRK (or Fukubukuro or BOC) ever. Wow. This is it, the pinnacle. What purpose do I have now? How will I grow, spiritually, without this recurrent failure to challenge me. I suppose there is the opening of it…
I just got a shipping notification. It’s being delivered Sunday!? That’s 3 days!?
That’s not very mediocre of you. Slow the fuck down.
/giphy keen-obligated-termite
I’m a wiener!!
/giphy springy-pumped-omelette
Finally!
@ndenial Await your disappointment.
In for one!!! Let the regrets begin!
/giphy packed-plump-ape
/giphy shit
/giphy sulky-lagging-credit Please send me a bunch of broken or damaged stuff I’ll ragret!
YEEEEEHAAAAAAWWWW!!! Just when I thought I couldn’t regret 2020 anymore!
Specs
What’s in the Box?
It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Price Comparison
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warranty
Throw it in the trash
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Aug 8 - Wednesday, Aug 10
/giphy valuable-joyous-cupid
/giphy mammoth-provocative-partridge
/image quirky-spurious-taste
YAY!!!
/giphy gracious-addictive-mercury
@miskreeta You say that now. Soon you will be less enthusiastic.
@miskreeta @ooglek And then I’ll get to hear about it. yay.
@ooglek I’m running low on medium-sized cardboard boxes.
Wow i actually got 1. Can’t wait for the regrets!!
Thank hamsters it sold out again. I just can’t resist trying!
/giphy omnivorous-vindictive-cougar
Dear MEH,
Please don’t send me anything broken or damaged. 3 IRKs, all broken returns. Feeling sad. Help me win the MEH IRK lottery.
Your possibly-soon-to-no-longer-be-your-friend,
ooglek
/giphy nuclear jinxed cork
@ooglek I fear that you’ve misread the “R” in IRK…
/giphy bawling-tremendous-tinker
1st IRK in AGES that was not during VMP hours!!
Stupid captcha caught me sleeping!
Please realize CAPTCHA is a fellow robot like you.
finally
/giphy balmy-topical-space
Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah!! 7 in a row now! Yee-Haw!!
/giphy loyal-headstrong-eel
Why am I so unlucky?
/giphy weedy-likely-potluck
I already have a FedEx tracking number. WTF is going on @ Meh? This is not Meh at all and I do not know how I feel about this!
@cbilyak as did I. Whatever it is, it must really suck having it around because Meh was motivated to move it the F out fast.
already shipped?!
/giphy rocky nasty education
eek
Just got my IRK!!! Uber fast, what’s up meh? And fooled you … you sent pads for a TENS machine with no TENS machine … no regret here as I already have TWO TENS machines and these pads fit those and are great spares. Ha!! (also got a power bank, pop socket, some mini light saber/flashlight, and a cardboard phone stand - SCORE!).
Yea, this is my first IRK and I just got notified as well. It must be something really meh… I don’t know if I should be excited or skip right to the regret.
Ah yes…I match many of the others. Breathalyzer, TENS pads??, a “niteize”, a pop socket, and a spectacular red bag. Well done, Meh, well done.
If anyone can figure out how to use the Nite ize, please post.
@eeterrific The post above you can use the tens pads.
@Kidsandliz that’s the only reason why I had a clue what they were…
Red bag, coffee cup, hair straightener accessories, a broken flying toy, and palm cooler tie-downs.
@EddyGurge There some folks who got the hair straightener who might take your accessories off your hands.
Red bag, twin sheet set, charger/datalink to some ‘Polar’ fitness thing I don’t have, Universal car magnet window mount cell phone holder, and a 27 lumen ‘Dorcy’ LED flashlight. If anyone has any of the ‘Polar’ personal training crap and needs a charger, let me know!