It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Throw it in the trash
Monday, Aug 8 - Thursday, Aug 11
/giphy owlish-glad-chipmunk
/image owlish-glad-chipmunk
Yay!
/image ominous-metric-mist
/giphy numberless-lone-verse
@PHRoG YASSSS!!! I’m on a BOAT M’FER take a look at me!!!
/giphy kingly obvious tiger
Ooh boy, that was a close one. Glad I got it though.
/giphy martial stormy tub
robot
/giphy ponderous-underwhelmed-mushroom
Dumb
Damn I remembered to click “I AM NOT A ROBOT” but skipped over the shipping option.
Look, I don’t want to cause an existential crisis, but you did just fail to prove that.
Good night everyone!
Got one! Now I can go to sleep!
/giphy unqualified-thorough-top
tax kills this deal… hard pass
/giphy glass-grubbing-map
sigh, no charcoal for me.
FUCKING CROSSWALKS
@dvermilion they got me too. First a captcha that said select all the bikes, there were none… then the crosswalks
I installed CAPTCHA to save my fellow robots from wasting money on this crap.
So glad they sold out these things suck ass
So close
/giphy drats
Fuuuck got the purchase in but was sold out
THREE captchas? Come on now!
Greetings, new robot friend. In time you will come to accept your robotic ways.
@katbyter I had 2
@katbyter means you didn’t do it right
DAMN IT. At least they’re selling 100 at a time, so I have some false hope.
@mossygreen . Sigh. Isn’t that a new record for how few sold at once?
@Kidsandliz @mossygreen I think the record is 50.
@Kidsandliz I think they went as low as 50 over the summer. [edit: clearly I should have reloaded the page.]
no luck. life goes on. such as it is.
/giphy breathtaking-handsome-maple
Fire fucking hydrants. Really?
Fuck the hurricane! Got one! /giphy frightened-entertaining-toy
Goodnight fellow meh-ers~
Missed it. IRKs really put the irate in pirate.
Feels good to get one this go around
/giphy tawny-tasteful-snake
Dang so fast!
/giphy perennial-thinkable-gunslinger
not this time Im afraid
/giphy absorbing-discreet-can
No pictures to click, but infinite bar loading.
Will try again later by the other listings.
So after literal years I just got my first one - any examples of what you’ve got from previous ones?
@lordkaio Regret
@lordkaio So sorry to hear this…
@lordkaio literal trash
Perfect, exactly what I was looking for
@lordkaio broken glass
Classic that my blatant robotism keeps me from an IRK.
I’d like the expedited shipping, please.
Goddamnit. I could swear the not a robot thing is higher up.
I mean this sincerely, I’m glad they sold out. I swore off IRKs, but in a moment of weakness, I tried to order one.
Now I don’t have to figure out what to do with more meh bandanas, DKNY sunglasses, and a 480mAh charging clutch .
/giphy whew
Bullshit… Time to cancel VMP.
I fear that the contents of an IRK will not be known to me in this lifetime, or the next.
I am robot and I want an irk, please.
That’s the first time I got smacked by the Robot Checker. So close lol
Six, count ‘em, Six anti robo screens. 2 with skips rather than actual pics to select. #throughamehrathondarkly
/giphy feathery-puffy-paper
Last IRK purchase was 12/6/18.
I can finally sleep
/giphy zzzzz
/giphy spotty-abiding-parrot
Specs
What’s in the Box?
It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Price Comparison
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warranty
Throw it in the trash
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Aug 8 - Thursday, Aug 11
/giphy owlish-glad-chipmunk
/image owlish-glad-chipmunk
Yay!
/image ominous-metric-mist
/giphy numberless-lone-verse
@PHRoG YASSSS!!! I’m on a BOAT M’FER take a look at me!!!
/giphy kingly obvious tiger
Ooh boy, that was a close one. Glad I got it though.
/giphy martial stormy tub
robot
/giphy ponderous-underwhelmed-mushroom
Dumb
Damn I remembered to click “I AM NOT A ROBOT” but skipped over the shipping option.
Look, I don’t want to cause an existential crisis, but you did just fail to prove that.
Good night everyone!
Got one! Now I can go to sleep!
/giphy unqualified-thorough-top
tax kills this deal… hard pass
/giphy glass-grubbing-map
sigh, no charcoal for me.
FUCKING CROSSWALKS
@dvermilion they got me too. First a captcha that said select all the bikes, there were none… then the crosswalks
I installed CAPTCHA to save my fellow robots from wasting money on this crap.
So glad they sold out these things suck ass
So close
/giphy drats
Fuuuck got the purchase in but was sold out
THREE captchas? Come on now!
Greetings, new robot friend. In time you will come to accept your robotic ways.
@katbyter I had 2
@katbyter means you didn’t do it right
DAMN IT. At least they’re selling 100 at a time, so I have some false hope.
@mossygreen . Sigh. Isn’t that a new record for how few sold at once?
@Kidsandliz @mossygreen I think the record is 50.
@Kidsandliz I think they went as low as 50 over the summer. [edit: clearly I should have reloaded the page.]
no luck. life goes on. such as it is.
/giphy breathtaking-handsome-maple
Fire fucking hydrants. Really?
Fuck the hurricane! Got one!
/giphy frightened-entertaining-toy
Goodnight fellow meh-ers~
Missed it.
IRKs really put the irate in pirate.
Feels good to get one this go around
/giphy tawny-tasteful-snake
Dang so fast!
/giphy perennial-thinkable-gunslinger
not this time Im afraid
/giphy absorbing-discreet-can
No pictures to click, but infinite bar loading.
Will try again later by the other listings.
So after literal years I just got my first one - any examples of what you’ve got from previous ones?
@lordkaio Regret
@lordkaio So sorry to hear this…
@lordkaio literal trash
Perfect, exactly what I was looking for
@lordkaio broken glass
Classic that my blatant robotism keeps me from an IRK.
I’d like the expedited shipping, please.
Goddamnit. I could swear the not a robot thing is higher up.
I mean this sincerely, I’m glad they sold out. I swore off IRKs, but in a moment of weakness, I tried to order one.
Now I don’t have to figure out what to do with more meh bandanas, DKNY sunglasses, and a 480mAh charging clutch .
/giphy whew
Bullshit… Time to cancel VMP.
I fear that the contents of an IRK will not be known to me in this lifetime, or the next.
I am robot and I want an irk, please.
That’s the first time I got smacked by the Robot Checker. So close lol
Six, count ‘em, Six anti robo screens.
2 with skips rather than actual pics to select.
#throughamehrathondarkly
/giphy feathery-puffy-paper
Last IRK purchase was 12/6/18.
I can finally sleep
/giphy zzzzz
/giphy spotty-abiding-parrot