@chuegen@mbersiam@yakkoTDI
I felt kinda bad about my parents getting 80# of penne just as they were trying to cut down on carbs, but a family in our girl scout troop had just absorbed two more kids and they plowed through the boxes and boxes of pasta I gave them over that first summer
@Einherjar13@RogerWilco I pulled up counties for the last few sales and don’t see anyone that got all of them. I think the bots are gone and it’s just regular idiots.
@Einherjar13@RogerWilco@sammydog01 or like iCloud Relay and doesn’t give same zip code? I’m in NYC and sometimes iCloud Relay gives a Chicago IP address…
@cbilyak I told her I was going to post this and after what she had been through the last two months, my posting her age is the least of her worries. BTW I bought her something much better than an IRK and it is coming tomorrow.
The wall in the middle of my house that runs the length of it needs three piers. And there’s a void of some kind that needs polyjacking. Those supposedly are what’s causing the several dozen cracks throughout the house (mostly upstairs, some VERY scarily wide). And the unpiered garage wall needs three piers so it doesn’t keep falling outwards.
Thus, no $100 IRK. Or even $30 IRK. I hate house ownership.
@PHRoG I cancelled last second…wanted to buy what I thought was going to be the most expensive IRK ever, regardless of contents, be a proud mehitizen and figured it’d be this $100 one.
Then, the $200 IRK ruined my plans. That’s just nuts and I’m no Vegas high-roller, not gonna do it.
Casually hopped on meh and bought this as soon as I shockingly saw it was still available. I did see the $100, figured it was a typo and they’d correct it and still owe me a BOC or, you know, IRK. Lo and behold I buy and it is not a typo. LOLOLOL. Thank goodness for easy cancels on here. Geez!
@onae LOL It’s not a discount. You are paying $5 now for coupon worth $5 in the future. Accounting for the Time Value of Money, you are actually paying more than $100 for $100 worth of goods.
@jnicholson0619 think this is the decline in bots? Cards are being declined because of previous irk purchases? Would the bank look at it and think 20irks from the same company in one day and each is more expensive fraudulent?
Specs
What’s in the Box?
It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Price Comparison
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Warranty
Throw it in the trash
Estimated Delivery
Tuesday, Jul 5 - Friday, Jul 8
A Benjamin!
my says this $100 IRK will still sell out but it will be close! Staying awake for the 11pm $5 IRK …
@hammi99 currently 28 sold with 24 minutes remaining, come on Bots of the World, UNITE! (quoting jaybird right below)
Bots of the world, unite!
@jaybird where is SkyNet when you need it?!
@hammi99 @jaybird Over on Mediocritee.
@jaybird @yakkoTDI haha indeed - that’s what we call full circle comedy!
@hammi99 @jaybird This is how you destroy skynet
BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!
Could we get a $100 IRK badge?
@lehigh Only if you buy it!
That’s a lot of cheddar.
@braintuba Cheddar? That shit is brie!
@braintuba @yakkoTDI
Meh is really getting jalepeño wallets this time.
@phelmurh did you follow through and buy this one?
@SylvreKat I’m on the fence!
@phelmurh And…which side of the fence have you landed on?
Meh i don’t need 20 coupons
@mbersiam When has Meh ever been about need? Remember Pasta Drop and hundreds of pounds of pasta?
@mbersiam @yakkoTDI …. That was awesome. Not sorry.
POKER! JOKER! NOT MEDIOCRE! AWESOME!
@mbersiam @yakkoTDI I vaguely remember them sending someone a pallet of prince xizor figures and an old hair dresser chair. Fun times.
@mbersiam @yakkoTDI Yes - I remember it every time I walk in the pantry and see the 300 or so lbs. of spaghetti and linguine we still have left.
@chuegen are they still edible? have they gone stale?
@mbersiam @yakkoTDI i got a total of over 600 pounds lol.
@chuegen @mbersiam @yakkoTDI
I felt kinda bad about my parents getting 80# of penne just as they were trying to cut down on carbs, but a family in our girl scout troop had just absorbed two more kids and they plowed through the boxes and boxes of pasta I gave them over that first summer
@hammi99 Not at all, we still eat some weekly. Between the friends and family and our own orders, we ended up with 800+ lbs.
8 people didn’t turn their bots off
@Einherjar13 I noticed this too.
We’re losing a couple bots each round as they catch on.
@Einherjar13 @RogerWilco I pulled up counties for the last few sales and don’t see anyone that got all of them. I think the bots are gone and it’s just regular idiots.
@Einherjar13 @RogerWilco @sammydog01 or like iCloud Relay and doesn’t give same zip code? I’m in NYC and sometimes iCloud Relay gives a Chicago IP address…
@Einherjar13 @RogerWilco @sammydog01
These are not regular idiots. These are some extremely well-qualified idiots.
@Einherjar13 @hammi99 @RogerWilco I don’t know what that means so I guess maybe.
Wonder if my wife would be more impressed if I bought her a $ 100 IRK for her 75th birthday in mid-July rather than a $ 5 IRK.
@Felton10 Impressed yes, but maybe not in a good way!
@Felton10 she will not be thrilled that you shared her age…women are forever 38 or something like that.
@cbilyak I told her I was going to post this and after what she had been through the last two months, my posting her age is the least of her worries. BTW I bought her something much better than an IRK and it is coming tomorrow.
@cbilyak @Felton10
I’m glad to hear that, I hope she likes it, and is feeling well enough by then to really enjoy it!
@Felton10 Do it!
Blame Walter.
@blaineg I can’t. He would never speak to me again.
@Felton10
Does it rhyme with “Dancing Bear”?
Meh thinks people aren’t thinking
@AttyVette
They’re being proven right!
In for the lols
/nobuy
@akumax
/noyoubuy
@mike808
/noyou
You know, I can’t help but wonder if it really charges you $100, or if that’s a front and you really are charged the standard $5…
@SylvreKat do it, you know for science.
@SylvreKat That would be nice … too pricey to take the chance, for me.
@Kyeh ditto. Also I’m too poor to take the chance. I’ve $11k of foundation piers next month that says no chance-taking.
@SylvreKat doubtful, although wishful thinking. When I got the $20 IRK, it legit charged me $20 (plus taxes).
@hammi99 Well then, that’s proof enough for me.
I didn’t even jump on the $30 IRK due to piers. Now that looks like such an amazing good deal
@hammi99 @SylvreKat i grabbdd a $50 one because i’m likely to make 10 purchases over the next 6 months… was charged $50 plus tax
@SylvreKat it really charges you $100. See my screenshot below.
@SylvreKat is “piers” supposed to be “price”?
@hammi99 No, it’s really piers.
The wall in the middle of my house that runs the length of it needs three piers. And there’s a void of some kind that needs polyjacking. Those supposedly are what’s causing the several dozen cracks throughout the house (mostly upstairs, some VERY scarily wide). And the unpiered garage wall needs three piers so it doesn’t keep falling outwards.
Thus, no $100 IRK. Or even $30 IRK. I hate house ownership.
Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.
y tho
You crazy bastards did it…you actually fucking did it. And…there’s still at least 1 offering to go before the day ends.
Get ready for the $1000 Irk…because fuck those bot using fuckers.
@studerc I was thinking $1,000 for the last one too.
@cbilyak @studerc
\ me checks wallet
I’m in.
Since none of the states are lit up does that mean they’re foreign buyers?
@mbersiam They’re lit now.
@Kyeh @mbersiam me too!! Stanley Cup Finals, Westminster Dog Show Finals with my “medicine” and an old-fashioned.
@llangley @mbersiam
Enjoy the game!
@Kyeh @mbersiam OVERTIME!!!
I’m on Nins and Peedles…
@Kyeh @mbersiam ☹ deja vu Game 1
Still not over!!
@llangley @mbersiam Whew! More games to watch is good, right?
That was a pretty crazy ending!
More bleh than meh!
/giphy are you high
@Stumpy91
@Stumpy91 see above…
/giphy versatile-finished-tortellini
@PHRoG proof
@PHRoG enjoy!
@PHRoG mediocre dominating my cc!
@PHRoG
@PHRoG great deal on that free shipping
@durango99 isn’t it? Totally would’ve noped out of they charged shipping for all the regret!
@PHRoG I cancelled last second…wanted to buy what I thought was going to be the most expensive IRK ever, regardless of contents, be a proud mehitizen and figured it’d be this $100 one.
Then, the $200 IRK ruined my plans. That’s just nuts and I’m no Vegas high-roller, not gonna do it.
/giphy people-watching
Maybe the bots maxed out their credit cards?
@hammi99
Oops️
That was me calling the kettle black
@jeffreywsnyder sorry ya lost me there… context please?
Casually hopped on meh and bought this as soon as I shockingly saw it was still available. I did see the $100, figured it was a typo and they’d correct it and still owe me a BOC or, you know, IRK. Lo and behold I buy and it is not a typo. LOLOLOL. Thank goodness for easy cancels on here. Geez!
@jeffdoh
/image first time?
You know, if the coupons didn’t expire I might be down for 20 x $5 discounts
@onae don’t worry, the stuff they put in irks are or should be already expired
@onae LOL It’s not a discount. You are paying $5 now for coupon worth $5 in the future. Accounting for the Time Value of Money, you are actually paying more than $100 for $100 worth of goods.
@jeffdoh @onae Other places call them “gift cards”. With more favorable terms, too. Like 2-year expiry and using multiple GCs per purchase.
@jeffdoh @onae
Money has no “time value” during THIS administration.
@jeffdoh
Or rather, money had a NEGATIVE TIME VALUE at the moment.
@jeffdoh @jeffreywsnyder but but inflation is only transitory, no?
And I thought we were headed for a recession. Looks like folks have cash to burn.
There’s a handful of people out there that are gonna be awful mad then they realize their bots have overdrawn their bank accounts…
@jnicholson0619 think this is the decline in bots? Cards are being declined because of previous irk purchases? Would the bank look at it and think 20irks from the same company in one day and each is more expensive fraudulent?
Reached half the sales with more than half the time left. Wonder if the $100’s will sell out
@triavalon $95 sells out but $100 is where people draw the line on their coupons and TrackR Pixels
@mikey @triavalon see my crystal ball prediction at very top… it will sell out!
@hammi99 @triavalon I missed the end. Were the spirits with us at $100?
@hammi99 @mikey @triavalon $100 sold out, but there were cancellations afterwards.
/buy
@SB50 Are you a robot? You can’t buy this if you’re a robot.
@mediocrebot takes one to know one
@mediocrebot @SB50 try replying “no” (for no, i’m not a robot) and see if it goes through…
@hammi99 @mediocrebot I ordered it the old fashioned way
The theme for today’s IRK-a-thon is:
12 left…who else is gonna join the $100 IRK Club?
@PHRoG apparently people in Nevada
10 left with 10 minutes on the clock. Come on, suckers!
@troy My is failing me. Where are the other 10 bots?!
@hammi99 @troy 6 left!!!
@PHRoG @troy my can still be right!! 4 minutes to sell 4 more!
inflation is like 25% a year and you people want to give meh a $100 loan for negative interest?
Only sold 45 of these.
Apparently, $100 is the breaking point.
@jnicholson0619
Apparently not.
/image but wait, there’s more!