@sammydog01@sillyheathen The real puzzle is going to be how I’m going to burn off all these coupons I better be seeing a flood of power banks coming down the road.
I must say, we’re heading off for vacation in a few days and the house we’ve rented requires that we bring our own linens. I have two new unopened packages of King and Queen sized sheets that arrived in IRKs and my wife is going to finally understand how awesome I am. Or they will suck and I’m just digging a hole. Either way… COUPONS!!!
@RogerWilco this is definitely happening. I bet some folks have no idea they bought one of these today. Great way to get the bots turned off. They should sell some for $1,000.
@RogerWilco definitely always suspected auto bots buying them as some people have previously posted and have claimed that they’ve gotten every fuko, and irk bags !
@RedOak I will be on vacation in 3 days. My brain has been on vacation for at least a week now. I’m pretty much in ‘IDGAF’ mode at this point. May just do this again at 2 But thank you for undiscriminating judgment. smooches
Just received my IRK! What a disappointment! Most valuable thing was an insulated coffee mug. Second most valuable thing was a Macbook case and I don’t have a mac book. Everything else was junk unless my wife wants a bra. Last time I got a nice bluetooth speaker at least. At least the R and the K (Regret Kit) are appropriate. It wasn’t instant. I was happy until I found out what was in it.
Meh is supposed to be an escape. This is just a reminder of how poor I am. Alas, I will be refreshing all day, in hopes of a $5 reset…
I am so stupid
/giphy grouchy-large-pancake
@capnjb no you’re amazeballs. But spending that much on an irk is definitely madness!
@capnjb @sillyheathen You promise to tell us what you get, right?
@sammydog01 @sillyheathen The real puzzle is going to be how I’m going to burn off all these coupons
I better be seeing a flood of power banks coming down the road.
I must say, we’re heading off for vacation in a few days and the house we’ve rented requires that we bring our own linens. I have two new unopened packages of King and Queen sized sheets that arrived in IRKs and my wife is going to finally understand how awesome I am. Or they will suck and I’m just digging a hole. Either way… COUPONS!!!
OWLS! TOWELS! JOWLS! AWESOME!
@sillyheathen It was either this or a gallon of gas. I’m hoping that whatever arrives is combustible. (I actually always hope that)
Still sold out in under 30 seconds.
Go figure.
50 sold at $55 dollars ! Meh is laughing all the way to picking up our irk items from the local dumpsters!
@AttyVette
People are cancelling.
I’m wondering how many auto buy bots are trying to cancel orders later
@RogerWilco this is definitely happening. I bet some folks have no idea they bought one of these today. Great way to get the bots turned off. They should sell some for $1,000.
@RogerWilco definitely always suspected auto bots buying them as some people have previously posted and have claimed that they’ve gotten every fuko, and irk bags !
Hmm - do I want to commit to 12 or more orders between now and the end of the year…
It’s a bit like going nuts over outbidding others on eBay.
That’s two 5s, everyone. PSA
Absolutely fucking nuts. I LOVE IT!
KEEP GOING.
Who are these people buying these for 50 stupid dollars? This is supposed to be a site catering to savvy and budget shoppers. I’m-- I’m flummoxed.
@denton nowhere did I ever see savvy in the description…
@denton even more so when you realize some people are trying to buy everytime and succeeding.
@denton Flummoxed. Another great word.
I also am flummoxed, addled, baffled, befogged, befuddled, bemused, bewildered, confounded, confused, discombobulated, disoriented, fuddled, muddled, mystified, perplexed, posed, puzzled, and vexed.
@denton It’s the spirit of Christmas. It isn’t often we get to anticipate a gift while having no clue what it’s going to be.
@denton Never underestimate the ability of a VMP member to blindly throw away money. It’s likely genetics.
Too rich for my blood
Ooh, an hour this time.
@djslack Meh staff probably need to take their lunch break to get a breather before coming back to laugh their asses off again.
@djslack @triavalon Exactly.
@djslack Or just busy counting their money!
You all have more cents than sense.
Damn, my quick fingers @ midnight is looking better all the time.
At this rate of inflation, the usual 4pm VMP listing will be $80.
We may never see a $5 IRK again
@llangley you won’t as this proves people will buy at any price apparently
I think this might go to $100
@durango99 qty down to 47.
@plymouthdave 3 orders have cancelled.
Wow $50, no thank you
@erhanuyar technically it was $55
@AttyVette @erhanuyar
-11 $5 coupons bringing it down to $0.00!! Plus tax of course!
@erhanuyar @Lynnerizer only if you use them- otherwise it’s $55
/giphy whale watching
I guess this explains why they haven’t had many IRKs this year. They had to save up their stash for this.
/giphy chasing-the-high
Notice how as the price goes up, fewer and fewer of those 50 folks are going public about buying it?
Can you blame them for not boasting?
@RedOak I will be on vacation in 3 days. My brain has been on vacation for at least a week now. I’m pretty much in ‘IDGAF’ mode at this point. May just do this again at 2
But thank you for undiscriminating judgment. smooches
/buy
@PnkFld Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
Still going strong!
I’m expecting to see more cancellations.
@FreePasta got one so far
Guess there’s still people wanting IRKs… another sell out!
Im amazed
Specs
What’s in the Box?
It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Warranty
Throw it in the trash
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What would be neat is for meh to refund the difference in the cost for every irk sold above $5 !
@AttyVette How long can you hold your breath for that?
@phendrick can always wish right? Just like hoping for something of actual value in our irks!
Just received my IRK! What a disappointment! Most valuable thing was an insulated coffee mug. Second most valuable thing was a Macbook case and I don’t have a mac book. Everything else was junk unless my wife wants a bra. Last time I got a nice bluetooth speaker at least. At least the R and the K (Regret Kit) are appropriate. It wasn’t instant. I was happy until I found out what was in it.