@sammydog01@sillyheathen The real puzzle is going to be how I’m going to burn off all these coupons I better be seeing a flood of power banks coming down the road.
I must say, we’re heading off for vacation in a few days and the house we’ve rented requires that we bring our own linens. I have two new unopened packages of King and Queen sized sheets that arrived in IRKs and my wife is going to finally understand how awesome I am. Or they will suck and I’m just digging a hole. Either way… COUPONS!!!
@RogerWilco this is definitely happening. I bet some folks have no idea they bought one of these today. Great way to get the bots turned off. They should sell some for $1,000.
@RogerWilco definitely always suspected auto bots buying them as some people have previously posted and have claimed that they’ve gotten every fuko, and irk bags !
@RedOak I will be on vacation in 3 days. My brain has been on vacation for at least a week now. I’m pretty much in ‘IDGAF’ mode at this point. May just do this again at 2 But thank you for undiscriminating judgment. smooches
Just received my IRK! What a disappointment! Most valuable thing was an insulated coffee mug. Second most valuable thing was a Macbook case and I don’t have a mac book. Everything else was junk unless my wife wants a bra. Last time I got a nice bluetooth speaker at least. At least the R and the K (Regret Kit) are appropriate. It wasn’t instant. I was happy until I found out what was in it.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Price Comparison
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warranty
Throw it in the trash
Estimated Delivery
Tuesday, Jul 5 - Friday, Jul 8
Too rich for my blood
I think this might go to $100
@durango99 qty down to 47.
@plymouthdave 3 orders have cancelled.
That’s two 5s, everyone. PSA
/buy
@PnkFld Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
Ooh, an hour this time.
@djslack Meh staff probably need to take their lunch break to get a breather before coming back to laugh their asses off again.
@djslack @triavalon Exactly.
@djslack Or just busy counting their money!
Still sold out in under 30 seconds.
Go figure.
Still going strong!
Wow $50, no thank you
@erhanuyar technically it was $55
@AttyVette @erhanuyar
-11 $5 coupons bringing it down to $0.00!! Plus tax of course!
@erhanuyar @Lynnerizer only if you use them- otherwise it’s $55
I’m expecting to see more cancellations.
@FreePasta got one so far
Guess there’s still people wanting IRKs… another sell out!
50 sold at $55 dollars ! Meh is laughing all the way to picking up our irk items from the local dumpsters!
@AttyVette
People are cancelling.
/giphy whale watching
Absolutely fucking nuts. I LOVE IT!
KEEP GOING.
You all have more cents than sense.
I am so stupid
/giphy grouchy-large-pancake
@capnjb no you’re amazeballs. But spending that much on an irk is definitely madness!
@capnjb @sillyheathen You promise to tell us what you get, right?
@sammydog01 @sillyheathen The real puzzle is going to be how I’m going to burn off all these coupons I better be seeing a flood of power banks coming down the road.
I must say, we’re heading off for vacation in a few days and the house we’ve rented requires that we bring our own linens. I have two new unopened packages of King and Queen sized sheets that arrived in IRKs and my wife is going to finally understand how awesome I am. Or they will suck and I’m just digging a hole. Either way… COUPONS!!!
OWLS! TOWELS! JOWLS! AWESOME!
@sillyheathen It was either this or a gallon of gas. I’m hoping that whatever arrives is combustible. (I actually always hope that)
Im amazed
Who are these people buying these for 50 stupid dollars? This is supposed to be a site catering to savvy and budget shoppers. I’m-- I’m flummoxed.
@denton nowhere did I ever see savvy in the description…
@denton even more so when you realize some people are trying to buy everytime and succeeding.
@denton Flummoxed. Another great word.
I also am flummoxed, addled, baffled, befogged, befuddled, bemused, bewildered, confounded, confused, discombobulated, disoriented, fuddled, muddled, mystified, perplexed, posed, puzzled, and vexed.
@denton It’s the spirit of Christmas. It isn’t often we get to anticipate a gift while having no clue what it’s going to be.
@denton Never underestimate the ability of a VMP member to blindly throw away money. It’s likely genetics.
I’m wondering how many auto buy bots are trying to cancel orders later
@RogerWilco this is definitely happening. I bet some folks have no idea they bought one of these today. Great way to get the bots turned off. They should sell some for $1,000.
@RogerWilco definitely always suspected auto bots buying them as some people have previously posted and have claimed that they’ve gotten every fuko, and irk bags !
I guess this explains why they haven’t had many IRKs this year. They had to save up their stash for this.
/giphy chasing-the-high
Meh is supposed to be an escape. This is just a reminder of how poor I am. Alas, I will be refreshing all day, in hopes of a $5 reset…
Damn, my quick fingers @ midnight is looking better all the time.
At this rate of inflation, the usual 4pm VMP listing will be $80.
Hmm - do I want to commit to 12 or more orders between now and the end of the year…
Notice how as the price goes up, fewer and fewer of those 50 folks are going public about buying it?
Can you blame them for not boasting?
@RedOak I will be on vacation in 3 days. My brain has been on vacation for at least a week now. I’m pretty much in ‘IDGAF’ mode at this point. May just do this again at 2 But thank you for undiscriminating judgment. smooches
It’s a bit like going nuts over outbidding others on eBay.
We may never see a $5 IRK again
@llangley you won’t as this proves people will buy at any price apparently
What would be neat is for meh to refund the difference in the cost for every irk sold above $5 !
@AttyVette How long can you hold your breath for that?
@phendrick can always wish right? Just like hoping for something of actual value in our irks!
Just received my IRK! What a disappointment! Most valuable thing was an insulated coffee mug. Second most valuable thing was a Macbook case and I don’t have a mac book. Everything else was junk unless my wife wants a bra. Last time I got a nice bluetooth speaker at least. At least the R and the K (Regret Kit) are appropriate. It wasn’t instant. I was happy until I found out what was in it.