@mediocrebot The most concern I’ve been shown for my mental state today, and it’s come from a bot. This isn’t one of those “we gotta take care of our own” things, is it?
Stayed up until 5 and didn’t catch get any of the late night IRKs. Now I keep missing the more plentiful daylight ones by about 2 minutes. Virtual Instant Regret.
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What’s in the Box?
It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Price Comparison
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Warranty
Throw it in the trash
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, Aug 4 - Monday, Aug 8
Finally!! magical-garish-winter
The forever green bar load
@yugrudfooz
Me too, me too…
Yes! Finally!
/giphy droll-flannel-griswold
Urg.
really tired of endless green bars
@jmhsrv same. the green bar of woe.
/giphy rage
@steelopus Ooof.
That did not end well.
Instant Regret Gif.
Three green bars this time.
After fifteen green bars I just assume it’s not happening
/giphy plentiful-splendid-chocolate
gah. i was right on it. 8 green bars.
So mean that you sold out before selling me one
Six green bars and “OOPS”.
Farkle
Green bar of death!! You suck!!!
Finally ! Missed the last 2 events
/giphy grand-little-merriment
That feeling when the dog catches the car… why did I want this? Did I want this? Well, I got it.
Aww MAN! Beat!
So many green bars!
/giphy edwardian-magnificent-friendship
/giphy snowy-gradient-greeny
So sad. Can’t get one.
I wanna say “fourth time’s a charm.”
97 green bars & VMP sucks.
checks the “I am not a robot” box
clicks the button to purchase
Are you a robot?
I ALREADY TOLD YOU THIS! Are YOU a human? Because you’re pissing me off like a human!
clicks the button to purchase again
Sold Out
Look, I don’t want to cause an existential crisis, but you did just fail to prove that.
@mediocrebot The most concern I’ve been shown for my mental state today, and it’s come from a bot. This isn’t one of those “we gotta take care of our own” things, is it?
in fact, Meh is pretty sucky
Stayed up until 5 and didn’t catch get any of the late night IRKs. Now I keep missing the more plentiful daylight ones by about 2 minutes. Virtual Instant Regret.
loyalty seems to suck too
Had the green bar of death 3 times and figured I was out of luck…but then I got one! Yay!
/giphy blissful-holly-fragrance
@LJeAYsy4LoqxEC Poo-Pourri!
/giphy angelic-furry-gala