At night when I lie down my head,
I wonder when my IRK surprise will be at my 'stead.
I watch the mailman with utter dismay
It looks like today will not be the day
I noticed my beard turning white
When I look in the mirror it’s quite a fright
I can’t even brush my teeth at night
My mind wanders to and fro,
Far too crazy for this post to show,
When my status changes to shipped
I think I may just flip
But until then, I will stare
At my computer screen with all its glare
My eyes red, with bags underneath
Come on IRK, then I can sleep.
@opshannon gonna brag too. Was laying in bed waiting for the timer and dozed off just after it passed 2 min. Woke up at 6:00, refreshed, saw the IRK and somehow managed to fly the fingers all over screen fast enough and prove I wasn’t a bot in time!
@uninflammable The trick is not to try too hard for one. Today, I just happened to come here, the IRK displayed… and I got one. Even tho these things are silly, I figured what are the odds of that happening? So I didn’t cancel it.
Now I can actually get some rest - I’ve been setting an alarm for each time a new item comes up. Getting up every two hours to get on your computer doesn’t help sleep much. Worth it.
Hey you! Yeah you, are you here because your IRK has shipped? Well then head here to talk all about size, weight, due date, and any other nonsense you’d like.
@tinamarie1974@sammydog01 It’s ok. It really is
I just needed something new to bitch about for awhile
My wanting one will actually dissolve quite quickly. Though I do like the bag itself.
@mfladd@sammydog01 I mean if that is ALL you have to bitch about you are a lucky guy!! The bag is pretty sweet, but I am not sure about the yellow. Purple is a far superior color and it matches Irk’s shirt!
@sammydog01 as a young AI I can understand why these might confuse you. And while I’m totally not a robot for IRK purchasing reasons, let me help you trick the humehns:
Street signs don’t include posts. As a teenager my room was filled with stolen signs, not a single post to be seen (keep it clean here kids).
Cars is a spectrum. Some trucks are just trucks, because that’s how they feel. Some trucks are El Caminos.
Cake isn’t bread because Paul Hollywood would give you the opposite of a handshake in GBBS Bread Week.
@sammydog01 if it had been store fronts I wouldn’t of been able to make the purchase. that one is the worst for me. I seem to always mess that one up? something might be wrong with me.
I fucking hate captcha…I too had 5 diferent pictures FML! Joke’s on Meh though, I already am filled with regret just trying to get one and I didn’t even have to pay. So happy fucking MEH-RATHON to me!
Realizing that meh said these would not ship right away, and thus eliminate the potential for Christmas disappointment, I’m curious as to when they might start shipping?
@RiotDemon yes, I saw that… But was curios as to when they’d actually ship. Hoping to receive it closer to the 31st (my birthday) than the 7th (still sleeping off the hangover).
@ChadP it’s not the Pandas that hurt me it’s the Chinese that hurt the pandas. Don’t you understand that pandas belong to everyone, oh wait no they don’t the Chinese government owns them all each and everyone of those air wasting non bear creatures that don’t want to keep the species alive. Really who likes Pandas, they are like Charlie Weis, over hyped and not able to produce.
@mystery250 Yeah… I see that. But when I was trying to get one, it didn’t say they were gone and it still showed time. argh. prob everyone hitting it at once sold it out before it showed.
At night when I lie down my head,
I wonder when my IRK surprise will be at my 'stead.
I watch the mailman with utter dismay
It looks like today will not be the day
I noticed my beard turning white
When I look in the mirror it’s quite a fright
I can’t even brush my teeth at night
My mind wanders to and fro,
Far too crazy for this post to show,
When my status changes to shipped
I think I may just flip
But until then, I will stare
At my computer screen with all its glare
My eyes red, with bags underneath
Come on IRK, then I can sleep.
@juststephen You forgot to include the line where you say, “I love purple.” (Hi, juststephen!)
@Barney
My pants are purple,
My car is too,
I got all of my inspiration from you.
My purple house, with its purple welcome mat
Even purple walls and purple doors
My cellphone case is purple, too
It’s actually a bit maroon
Perhaps I spoke a little too soon
Regardless, this much is true
I love Purple and I love you.
@juststephen Aww… Thank you.
@Barney You’re purple. I mean, you’re welcome. Both are correct.
Not to brag but I just scored one while teaching class.
@opshannon Lol - I just started an image on my patient. Quietly walked out of the room to find success!
@opshannon gonna brag too. Was laying in bed waiting for the timer and dozed off just after it passed 2 min. Woke up at 6:00, refreshed, saw the IRK and somehow managed to fly the fingers all over screen fast enough and prove I wasn’t a bot in time!
@opshannon That statement just increased my educational fears
/giphy fatal- occasional-rifle
@sammydog01
/giphy woohoo!
@tnhillbillygal YES!!!
Omg, somehow I got one! YYEESSS!!! Maybe I CAN actually work today
/giphy casual-devious-krill
@tinamarie1974 i need to go hide under my covers now…oh the scary regret lol
woohoo!
/giphy impolite-mossy-tongue
@duodec Double success when you get a goat giphy.
@duodec i think I dated that guy once lol
Hooray!!! Such a perfect order phrase.
/image treasured-typical-amusement
/giphy treasured-typical-amusement
destroyed-singular-manager
I’ve missed every fuko and every fuku, now continuing the tradition by missing every IRK :’)
@uninflammable You will have your day, one day, keep you head up. When it finally happens it will be GLORIOUS!
@uninflammable The trick is not to try too hard for one. Today, I just happened to come here, the IRK displayed… and I got one. Even tho these things are silly, I figured what are the odds of that happening? So I didn’t cancel it.
/giphy alleged-unusual-holiday
@lichme Heyyyy!!! Congrats or Condolences!
@lichme Is this a real order number this time?
/giphy tricked me
@raccoon81 Indeed it is!
My regret was not instant, but I am confident it will be plentiful
<< fumbling latest chemist>>
5 different captcha sequences…fucking bullshit
@studerc That was me last night. Welcome back!
@studerc I missed you
Now I can actually get some rest - I’ve been setting an alarm for each time a new item comes up. Getting up every two hours to get on your computer doesn’t help sleep much. Worth it.
Well that was silly. Just happened to come here and the IRK displayed. Got it. Pure lucky timing. Gotta go buy a lottery ticket. Or not.
I just saw that it could arrive early January…might arrive on my birthday!!
/giphy happy birthday to me
broken buy
@PocketBrain Yep, that’s not the normal sold out response.
@PocketBrain I have received that before when it sells out while the green line moves.
Scored my first I.R.K , oh theregret
/giphy Thorny-Pulpy-Brandy
Idk how the fuck I managed to get one. I had to hide from a customer and my work’s internet is slow as hell.
/image nefarious uplifted calendar
/giphy nefarious uplifted calendar
/image confused-quilled-burrito
/giphy confused-quilled-burrito
@Notin Star for the hamster.
Laptop clock didn’t screw me over this time!
/image worried-graphic-cilantro
Good luck everyone!
/giphy Good Luck!
/giphy kingly-emerald-playground
Yep, pretty much how I feel most mornings.
Happy I got it now as I will be on the road for work when the VMP comes up today.
Yay!
/giphy superfluous-sorrowful-bite
/giphy omnipotent-demanding-flame
Yasss!!!
/giphy crabby-orange-beam
Hope all that wanted one got one!
GOT ONE!!! And instantly regretting it…
panicky-ginormous-panda
@amehzinggrace the best muppet EVER!
Let’s test an image too… loved my giphy though…
/image kingly-emerald-playground
Pretty…
Snagged. Whoohoo?
I bet the delivery delay is because we’re all getting Irk plushies inside. Right meh…RIGHT???
@bdp from your lips…
/giphy to gods ears
/image makeshift-compliant-lawyer
/8ball Will I regret this?
Yes definitely
@medz wow… an image from the recent Pittsburgh shooting made it into the rotation. wow…
Hey you! Yeah you, are you here because your IRK has shipped? Well then head here to talk all about size, weight, due date, and any other nonsense you’d like.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warranty
Just throw it away
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Jan 7 - Wednesday, Jan 9
what!? Holy schnikes, finally!
/giphy derelict-better-sweater
Yayyyy!!! I pulled over on a dangerous highway for this!! AND IT WORKED!!!
Wow
surprised
Your order number is: rich-messy-fighter
/
YAY!!!..?
/giphy mousy-unattractive-flavor
WOO, Im already regretting this.
My wireless connection, and loading times are just too slow. Oh well.
@mfladd
@mfladd
/giphy bummer
@tinamarie1974 @sammydog01 It’s ok. It really is
I just needed something new to bitch about for awhile
My wanting one will actually dissolve quite quickly. Though I do like the bag itself.
@mfladd @sammydog01 I mean if that is ALL you have to bitch about you are a lucky guy!! The bag is pretty sweet, but I am not sure about the yellow. Purple is a far superior color and it matches Irk’s shirt!
@sammydog01 @tinamarie1974 Those are my thoughts exactly. I am glad my bitches are only little ones. That means things are OTAY.
@tinamarie1974 I love purple.
@Barney you are a smart person!
Still love that design. Would make good wrapping paper for different occasions.
/giphy narcoleptic-indented-cook
/giphy sly-aloof-bison
Got it even though I was distracted!
/image perpetual-wanted-woodchuck
Woohoo! Finally got one.
got it. I even had to click two pages of traffic lights.
@sykl0ps same! Are traffic lights really the best anti-robot defense our world has to offer?
@hanzov69 @sykl0ps They’re much better than some of the others. Do street signs include the posts? Are trucks cars? Is cake bread? I DON’T KNOW!
@sammydog01 as a young AI I can understand why these might confuse you. And while I’m totally not a robot for IRK purchasing reasons, let me help you trick the humehns:
Street signs don’t include posts. As a teenager my room was filled with stolen signs, not a single post to be seen (keep it clean here kids).
Cars is a spectrum. Some trucks are just trucks, because that’s how they feel. Some trucks are El Caminos.
Cake isn’t bread because Paul Hollywood would give you the opposite of a handshake in GBBS Bread Week.
@sammydog01 if it had been store fronts I wouldn’t of been able to make the purchase. that one is the worst for me. I seem to always mess that one up? something might be wrong with me.
Wow you did more in the AM, so nice Meh, so nice.
I keep trying to buy it but it keeps telling me it doesn’t know what I want to buy after it brings up my acct info!
/giphy billowy-unimportant-sidecar
@liz They’re talking about how much money somebody made from selling a crappy product. Google has attained sentience!
I fucking hate captcha…I too had 5 diferent pictures FML! Joke’s on Meh though, I already am filled with regret just trying to get one and I didn’t even have to pay. So happy fucking MEH-RATHON to me!
@sicc574 I just have a stupid robot box to click and I still can’t get one. Don’t know how anyone can get one having pic or number captchas.
Yay, got one using my iPad rather than my desktop. Looking forward to my Roomba. Or not.
Woo Hoo!! (or maybe not… )
/giphy Indifferent Dude
/giphy harmful-laughable-toucan
Got one!
Realizing that meh said these would not ship right away, and thus eliminate the potential for Christmas disappointment, I’m curious as to when they might start shipping?
@andrewkl this info is always at the top of the page:
@RiotDemon yes, I saw that… But was curios as to when they’d actually ship. Hoping to receive it closer to the 31st (my birthday) than the 7th (still sleeping off the hangover).
@andrewkl You are wise not to trust the “Estimated Delivery” window.
Woo!
/giphy thunderous-chipper-seashore
Meh is going to delete duplicate orders, I reckon?
@Madboy121 Yes
@Madboy121 And you took one from someone else who might have wanted one - and that would have actually shipped.
/giphy thunderous-angelic-crib
@ConradHilton I like.
The flipping captchas… “oh, highlight more crosswalks”
Whoop!!
laddered-fastidious-psychic
I instantly regret nothing.
We may need to call this the DIRK
Delayed instant regret kit.
I had to go through three different captcha images…
@free It thought I was a robot the first couple clicks of the “buy” button. I’m surprised it finally went through.
Hot Diggity!!!
Two sets of captcha while driving in DC traffic and I still scored one.
/giphy bawling-listless-operation
@bleedmichigan Nice, I just got in to the office clock said 09:01
@chad send me some real crap I know I deserve it. Also screw the Pandas and Notre Dame
I meant this for @ChadP but my phone autocorrected it. I stand by my above comment about deserving some real crap though.
@bleedmichigan I’m sorry that Pandas hurt you.
@ChadP it’s not the Pandas that hurt me it’s the Chinese that hurt the pandas. Don’t you understand that pandas belong to everyone, oh wait no they don’t the Chinese government owns them all each and everyone of those air wasting non bear creatures that don’t want to keep the species alive. Really who likes Pandas, they are like Charlie Weis, over hyped and not able to produce.
/giphy adamant-sparkling-journey
/giphy malignant-faithful-business Wow, been awhile. No Captcha BS this time.
Captcha bit again and on chrome -sigh
/giphy laddered-fastidious-psychic
I instantly regret nothing.
We may need to call this the DIRK
Delayed instant regret kit.
product never loaded into the cart but allowed me to enter CC info only to give me an error ):
That’s twice now I missed it.
unbalanced-youthful-guide
I got one…I’m scared. What does it say about me that I enjoy getting different bags every time?
I like IRK
/giphy pleasing-eloped-belief
The biggest regret is that this won’t arrive till after Christmas
Merry regret to me(h)!
Expected delivery date in 12/31, my birthday… I love surprises… I think…
@andrewkl -Jan 7. Might be belated.
Well hell… it showed plenty of time and not out… now it’s gone.
@lseeber IRKs are gone in the first few seconds.
@mystery250 Yeah… I see that. But when I was trying to get one, it didn’t say they were gone and it still showed time. argh. prob everyone hitting it at once sold it out before it showed.
@mystery250 Honestly, I never cared before but it’s been a sucky time lately thought I’d have some fun! haha.
Nothing like scoring a bag first thing in the morning- even before taking a leak
Excited to get I.R.K. Thanks Meh
/image decorative-rebellious-nacho
{VMod edit: added the /image for you}
Hi Meh moderators. If there are any duplicates or cancelations can I purchase one PLEASE??? Card on file.
Oh lawd, IRK’s a comin’!
Woot. Shipped.
Shipped today, expected 1/5/19. 7x7x7, 1 pound… Placeholder numbers?