Fuck you captcha! Fucking slow-loading popup “find the fucking crosswalks” bullshit! Robots could find the fucking crosswalks! That doesn’t prove shit!
Like always… sold out. Hit it instantly, everything was filled out and ready to go, captcha just needed a single click… thought i might get it. Have only been trying for about 15 years (from B0C to 1RK).
Could someone please explain the lengthy countdown to the next item after a 2-second window of opportunity for an IRK? We really only need about 30 seconds to make the transformation from sadness to indifference regarding the missed IRK.
I always wonder how many of these things are actually available when they come up…is it like 3? Because there’s no way I could have tried to throw away my money faster than what I already did.
@bilski says on the page 133 sold this time. The other times so far it has been 130 each. In the past they have sold more each time. I guess we will have to wait to see how many sold total to see if they are experimenting selling fewer each time to keep us coming back all day or not.
Arrived today. Contained:
Bag (obviously)
Wireless headphones
A sequin pillow
A diffuser
2 fitness tracker bands (no tracker)
A breathalyzer
I regret nothing!
I got mine today, it contained Sharper Image Own Zone Wireless TV headphones; ProNoir ladies hair removing device (epilator); Pair of Sunglasses that were supposed to come with an attachable camera, but went missing (must have been a return); and an iJoy mini projector with speakers and remote, which I haven’t figured out yet; and the obligatory IRK bag. No regrets, worth the 5 bux!
At this point I’ll just be glad to get it. It’s been bouncing around the USPS for a week… unseen for three days now. Always seems to ship to the next town over and they never seem to know what to do with it…
Fucking captcha
/giphy disturbed-valiant-party
Stoked. Haven’t gotten one of this in a while.
@RavenSan You, uh, look stoked.
@joelmw Well, the “regret” part is certainly real.
I fooled the captcha by being a robot that can identify motorcycles! BWAHAHA!
@sammydog01 Congrats!
@tnhillbillygal Thank you! I was afraid I was gonna have to buy other crap I don’t need to make up for missing it.
I’m a little tired of actually working for a living. It’s interfering with my IRK shopping time.
@cinoclav
/giphy right?
Hit no robot, asked me if I was a robot, then sold out. Luckily the real regret kit is all the clicks I wasted along the way
Fuck you captcha! Fucking slow-loading popup “find the fucking crosswalks” bullshit! Robots could find the fucking crosswalks! That doesn’t prove shit!
/giphy liberal-bizarre-gremlin
/giphy touchy-stiff-porridge
That’s more trick than treat.
/giphy fuzzy-bulbous-station
Survived the captcha (got it passed it.)
FUCKING CAPCHA!
gah it asked me if I was a robot twice even though I got through one green bar with box checked. Oh well.
@featherz same here. sigh…
Surprised they came back around already, but I finally got mine!
Son of a… Freaking Crapcha got me with the crosswalks and traffic lights!
Like always… sold out. Hit it instantly, everything was filled out and ready to go, captcha just needed a single click… thought i might get it. Have only been trying for about 15 years (from B0C to 1RK).
Descriptive of how I feel having scored one at last.
/giphy fine chubby word
Could someone please explain the lengthy countdown to the next item after a 2-second window of opportunity for an IRK? We really only need about 30 seconds to make the transformation from sadness to indifference regarding the missed IRK.
/giphy technical-beneficial-silk
/Buy
@antalia Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
Woohoo!
You all are too fast!! Literally 10sec in
Somebody walked in on me right when this came up. Phooey.
@tim87 What the hell were you doing?!?!
Damn that was fast.
Boom!
/giphy irrational-small-coconut
/buy
@dino2269 Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
welp… I got one this time.
@davidguzmanjr I’ll give you $4 for it
sold out in less than 30 seconds? WTF
Missed it again!
/giphy immaculate-ambivalent-narwhal
One of the better Order “Numbers” I’ve been generated, as well.
I always wonder how many of these things are actually available when they come up…is it like 3? Because there’s no way I could have tried to throw away my money faster than what I already did.
@bilski says on the page 133 sold this time. The other times so far it has been 130 each. In the past they have sold more each time. I guess we will have to wait to see how many sold total to see if they are experimenting selling fewer each time to keep us coming back all day or not.
Innnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
@zachary /giphy inn
/giphy inn
Buy,.you want this stuff, bar keeps reloading, sold out
Got all the way to the green bar and then… Sorry, we had a problem placing your order … BAH!
I guess I’m too slow to not be a robot - wow, they must have had 10 for this round.
@NJJim 133 - see the bottom of the main page for how many sold.
Auuuuugh I am trying so hard and it keeps selling out while I’m watching the green bar scroll.
/giphy flatulent-warlike-daisy
Got one this time. Hopefully this one comes. My last one from July said delivered but never arrived
I’m regretting the capcha
/giphy naive-pristine-owl
that loading bar was gettin’ me worried
I just want to be able to get one IRK bag, but noooo, stupid captcha has other ideas.
/giphy webbed-grieving-gremlin
@BeachedSquirrel Second giphy gremlin on this thread, that is awesome!
WORKER BEES! HERCULES! TURKEY GREASE! AWESOME!
RIP. Sold out again. I will catch you one day… :<
/giphy glamorized-bumpy-biscuit
/giphy distant-garbled-mulberry
I got one on the first try
/giphy party
so apparently if I buy ANYTHING other than an IRK bag…I’m never suspected of being a robot…Nice!
@dagirlgenius sounds like something a robot would say
Just got here. What have I missed?
@Weldergirl This place is full of robots.
@sammydog01 @Weldergirl I love purple.
purple loves @barney.
@Barney @mediocrebot I have unrequited love for purple.
horrible-edgy-recess - WooHoo
Arrived today. Contained:
Bag (obviously)
Wireless headphones
A sequin pillow
A diffuser
2 fitness tracker bands (no tracker)
A breathalyzer
I regret nothing!
I got mine today, it contained Sharper Image Own Zone Wireless TV headphones; ProNoir ladies hair removing device (epilator); Pair of Sunglasses that were supposed to come with an attachable camera, but went missing (must have been a return); and an iJoy mini projector with speakers and remote, which I haven’t figured out yet; and the obligatory IRK bag. No regrets, worth the 5 bux!
Specs
What’s in the Box?
It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warranty
Don’t look at us: this is your problem now
Estimated Delivery
Friday, Nov 29 - Tuesday, Dec 3
Gah! Happened to be staring at the page when refresh happened. Went to buy and it logged me out.
In for one! Jumped through the robot hoop and everything! Thank you meh demons!
/giphy untidy-deafening-tortilla
MOOORREEEEEEEE please.
/giphy ecstatic-resplendent-toy
Reveal thread is here
https://meh.com/forum/topics/irktober-reveal-thread
At this point I’ll just be glad to get it. It’s been bouncing around the USPS for a week… unseen for three days now. Always seems to ship to the next town over and they never seem to know what to do with it…
I think my irk walked away… It says delivered, but it is nowhere to be found. Very sad