Less than 30 seconds and it was sold out. Page didn’t auto load, hit refresh 4 seconds in, clicked buy, clicked on a lot of bus pictures and it was gone… not sure I could have moved faster on this one. MEH! Maybe I should have bought some Phucks!
@djslack What, you want me to have instant regret? Obviously I like to keep banging my head against the wall. Nothing like being on when they go live, having super fast internet, and missing out.
Seriously, thanks and I’ll try that next time. Guess I thought giving it a few seconds was being polite or something.
@hpw3inc to be more accurate, it is more like 1/2 to one second. If you refresh at zero you will get the just-expired deal with a “too late” button.
And of course I’d like you to have instant regret. Each of us should experience it, and those of us that don’t learn our lesson keep coming back for more.
@BerMM I got that on the first round, and I think it’s cuz it’s sold out. I noticed the description of the IRK at the top of the buying page disappears, so dumb software complains about not knowing what you’re buying.
OK. I was clicking buy and then would get a popup with my prefilled CC and shipping info. I’d click the captcha and submit only to get the above less than helpful error. Thanks Meh!
Why do I get stuck in captcha jail only for IRKs? I might understand if it was a long time since I purchased something, but this is disappointing and discouraging.
@rm9116 It is there to determine if Google has enough of an ad profile on you to make profit off of. If not you get the check box and picture games. Ever since the switch to Google I have not been allowed to buy a Fuku/Fuko/Irk.
@davea510@juststephen Nope I am VMP and I keep getting that too. And not just one set of photos either. I am getting 3 in a row. Seriously a benefit of this should be getting to skip those.
I think I should just give up on the instant regret kits. I have depth perception problems and even trying to put a comment here I kept hitting go back to the top of the page 5 times thank I would just go to sleep. And skip the rest of the meh rathon. That way I don’t see you at all I’m missing out on so I won’t miss it I’ll be back tomorrow bye meh
@djslack yes cause seeing everything in 3D is awesome although the Dr did say he wasn’t sure I should be driving. So I just stick to motoring on the sidewalks!
Every time you have a Meh-ration I will already be signed in to my account but when I go to buy something it fucks me with the are you a robot! By the time I get done fucking with that your sold out.nice!
Yes! My first Instant Regret Kit! I only scored one Fukobukuro forever ago and I got an old Easy Bake Oven with an old cookie still in it. I’m so stoked.
I just got home and was surprised to have gotten my IRK, 5 items: a pair of Euro socks, Crush supplement powder, a flat iron hair brush set, a tiny camera, and a IRK tote bag. But the box was open so the amazing thing must have fell out.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warranty
Throw it in the trash
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, Aug 25 - Tuesday, Aug 30
Shit @brandom, you’re still an employee.
whooo got one11111
Frig yeah!
/giphy subsequent-negative-basket
OOPS SORRY WE’RE SOLD OUT
@gardenald oOpS sOrRy We’Re SoLd OuT
oh crap, it went through!
And now to bed.
/giphy logical-expensive-cloud
Sold out in 28 seconds.
Hell yeah! Got one!
/giphy rambunctious-untidy-treatment
Yay. Cant wait to see what crap i get
@prabh yep that’s the story of this website. Hire this man and make it a slogan.
Oh hell yes.
/giphy resounding-boundless-weaver
/buy
@kc5rbq Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
Good luck y’all!
Couldn’t get a second one
@Kross That’s intentional to not allow double-dipping.
@Ovlovian haha I know. Just flexin’ ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ
Nope! More goat blame!
Got this one.
tears
Okay I had a fat-finger fail on my phone for the first round, but I got in this time on the PC, despite getting thrown the pic-a-pic captcha. Booyah.
/giphy mediocre-wishful-ferret
Please realize CAPTCHA is a fellow robot like you.
I’m still not a robot. Why keep checking?
Lame. Only on per Meh-er. I even defeated the captcha.
Beep beep boop boop. (I assume if you failed CAPTCHA you now understand Robot.)
I am so sick of proving I’m not a robot— especially when it delays me for stuff like this.
Yay got it this time!! yucky-superfluous-stem
Well now, I’m getting sad. And birthdays are supposed to be happy occasions!!
Oh cool. Looks like there’s gonna be a lot of these today
Most excellent!
/giphy psychic-grumpy-thing
@yourmom RIP, Tardar Sauce.
/giphy frivolous tactless harmony
Fuck yeah!
Captcha ruined me again
/buy
@hpw3inc Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
@hpw3inc @mediocrebot does /buy actually work during mehathoms
@hpw3inc @jmhsrv @mediocrebot no.
Dammit
how are you guys buying these? when I try it says it “doesn’t know what i was trying to buy” even though there’s no dropdown menu here
@boygenius1991 mine did the same… WTF!
Sold out while I was waiting for the box to load.
/giphy drat
FUCK YOU GOOGLE!!!
Oh joy, now I can do the report I’m supposed to be working on …
/giphy fit-savvy-asparagus
@stolicat Giphy for the win. Damn, you edited. retracted.
@stolicat That’s the strangest asparagus I’ve ever seen.
@stolicat Try again.
/giphy fit-savvy-asparagus
@mike808 yeah, I saw that one (and the one with the gymnast) - I try to run a clean comment line …
@stolicat There’s that interesting asparagus again.
Two in one hour?! Crazy!
GODDAMN CAPTCHA!!!
Please realize CAPTCHA is a fellow robot like you.
Go puck yourself, @mediocrebot.
Card number missing?? Sigh
I am now filled with so much regret. Why did I spend that $5, I feel like I need to go eat a sundae to make myself feel better
Luck improved this round. @cinoclav, all blames within the past hour have been rescinded. Good goat.
/giphy rigorous-plastic-quicksand
Woohoo - Got one!
/giphy indigo-renewed-furniture
gullible-damned-vein, yep, I was gullible, and damned for clicking, but in the right vein of attitude.
Yes, you did make me look. Damn you, URL creator!
@medz it was me. I can’t believe I got you, medz. Ooooh this is a victory I will cherish.
Got one. My life is complete.
Or not.
well shit… chose the wrong time to drive home from work obviously.
Dang captcha thing has asked twice to select the motorcycles and there hasn’t been one in the picture
I installed CAPTCHA to save my fellow robots from wasting money on this crap.
@mediocrebot oh I’m glad you have captcha it’s just funny when it asks for motorcycles and it’s just pictures of trees
That was too easy this time. I’m having instant regret. alive-entertained-crocodile
Yay! My 1st irk
cars, streetlights, stairs… it’s a plot!
/giphy wide-obdurate-way
Sooooo happy! Off to bed!
Finally!
Less than 30 seconds and it was sold out. Page didn’t auto load, hit refresh 4 seconds in, clicked buy, clicked on a lot of bus pictures and it was gone… not sure I could have moved faster on this one. MEH! Maybe I should have bought some Phucks!
@hpw3inc try hitting refresh zero seconds in next time. At 200 units a pop, 4 seconds is a long time to wait.
@djslack What, you want me to have instant regret? Obviously I like to keep banging my head against the wall. Nothing like being on when they go live, having super fast internet, and missing out.
Seriously, thanks and I’ll try that next time. Guess I thought giving it a few seconds was being polite or something.
@hpw3inc to be more accurate, it is more like 1/2 to one second. If you refresh at zero you will get the just-expired deal with a “too late” button.
And of course I’d like you to have instant regret. Each of us should experience it, and those of us that don’t learn our lesson keep coming back for more.
“OOPS, SORRY. WE’RE UNABLE TO PLACE YOUR ORDER BECAUSE WE’RE NOT SURE WHICH ITEMS YOU’RE TRYING TO BUY.”
What am I doing wrong?
@BerMM I got that on the first round, and I think it’s cuz it’s sold out. I noticed the description of the IRK at the top of the buying page disappears, so dumb software complains about not knowing what you’re buying.
OK. I was clicking buy and then would get a popup with my prefilled CC and shipping info. I’d click the captcha and submit only to get the above less than helpful error. Thanks Meh!
I installed CAPTCHA to save my fellow robots from wasting money on this crap.
First successful purchase while having to do a captcha. Suck it pictures of bridges!
/giphy violent-feared-lasagna
/giphy Knotty-transparent-ferret
Why do I get stuck in captcha jail only for IRKs? I might understand if it was a long time since I purchased something, but this is disappointing and discouraging.
Greetings, new robot friend. In time you will come to accept your robotic ways.
@rm9116 captcha jail takes something that would sell out in 0.5 seconds and makes it sell it in 5 seconds instead. It’s like prolonging the agony.
Greetings, new robot friend. In time you will come to accept your robotic ways.
@mediocrebot thanks for the robot welcome. I guess we’re destined to be besties.
@rm9116 It is there to determine if Google has enough of an ad profile on you to make profit off of. If not you get the check box and picture games. Ever since the switch to Google I have not been allowed to buy a Fuku/Fuko/Irk.
@yakkoTDI me either. Oh well.
Got it. Good night. 🥳
I’m not getting the CAPTCHA picture thing, I just get the “I Am Not A Robot” check box.
Look, I don’t want to cause an existential crisis, but you did just fail to prove that.
My boss should be happy to know I scored one early on so that I don’t spend all night refreshing in hopes for the next one!
/giphy daring-tender-tramp
OH MY GAWD! Instant regret! I got a whichywhatsit!
/giphy mimicking-mischievous-spy
What BS. Had to prove I wasn’t robot while they sold out. So much for VIP.
@davea510 They’ll probably have a VIP only version sometime.
@davea510 VMP, not VIP. The M stands for mediocre. You got what you paid for.
@juststephen that was probably it
@lichme you’re right, vmp. Still, bad time for robot check.
@davea510 @lichme You’re right. VMP. I’m just so tired I can’t even think. Yet, my insomnia is still strong.
@davea510 @juststephen Nope I am VMP and I keep getting that too. And not just one set of photos either. I am getting 3 in a row. Seriously a benefit of this should be getting to skip those.
That’s what I get for spending my limited free time today interacting with the forums… idiot.
/giphy curved-beneficial-sprite
If this is any indication of the size of my Instant Regret Kit, BRING IT ON!
I MISSED IT AGAIN
I regret it already
I remember this one time I checked on meh randomly and I was able to order this. I love you meh.com. Until I hate you again.
/giphy spotty-dated-owner
Do I really want to try my order number as a gif? It has interesting words. Yes, yes I do.
/giphy obdurate-thick-bone
Well, then.
@peaceetc Gutsy move. I approve and subscribe.
gah…missed it be a minute.
If you need me, I’ll be in the Angrydome.
I think I should just give up on the instant regret kits. I have depth perception problems and even trying to put a comment here I kept hitting go back to the top of the page 5 times thank I would just go to sleep. And skip the rest of the meh rathon. That way I don’t see you at all I’m missing out on so I won’t miss it I’ll be back tomorrow bye meh
@fairchild521 do you visit meh in 3D? Wicked! I wanna see!
HEY MEH NO FAIR I WANT A 3D VERSION OF THE MEHRATHON TOO!!!1!!
@djslack yes cause seeing everything in 3D is awesome although the Dr did say he wasn’t sure I should be driving. So I just stick to motoring on the sidewalks!
LEGOS! EGGOS! STRATEGO! AWESOME!
Hey guys I started playing a game and forgot to check the site so we’re going to have to cancel out this sale and do it again.
Every time you have a Meh-ration I will already be signed in to my account but when I go to buy something it fucks me with the are you a robot! By the time I get done fucking with that your sold out.nice!
Insomnia and baby not going to bed on time FTW!
Vis-a-vis synergy, henceforth gargantuan, karmic, organic ROI moves the needle.
- Whither Shacksper: The Mehrudite Philosophie (1692)
/youtube department of redundancy department
Yes! My first Instant Regret Kit! I only scored one Fukobukuro forever ago and I got an old Easy Bake Oven with an old cookie still in it. I’m so stoked.
/giphy humorous-regular-burst
/giphy equitable-cagey-hummus
I just got home and was surprised to have gotten my IRK, 5 items: a pair of Euro socks, Crush supplement powder, a flat iron hair brush set, a tiny camera, and a IRK tote bag. But the box was open so the amazing thing must have fell out.
@kcface That Crash powder is pretty amazing. Be careful with it.
@kcface There is also a reveal thread, You might want to post this there too.