http://www.notmeh.com/god/#more-4192
You’re welcome.
edit: Also, it’s the opposite of here.
i noticed this morning that this is making its zillionth round around the internet (not insulting, i think it’s hilarious), but i think are actually plenty more of these. as much as i hate buzzfeed, i thought some of these were funnier (some duplicates): https://www.buzzfeed.com/gracespelman/tweets-about-god-creating-stuff?utm_term=.hrX2zAGgw4#.ltmMxRY16X
'K. Here’s one: [God creating kangaroo] Gimme a giant rabbit that can jump, like, 25 feet. Angel: Fine. And don’t fuck up the tail this time. Angel: Fine. It’s gonna be a bumpy ride. Make sure the kids are buckled in or something. Angel: Whatever.
@compunaut
Thanks for reminding me of my worst effing nightmare.
http://www.theverge.com/2016/5/2/11565552/what-do-we-know-about-kangaroos-really
I’m sad there wasn’t more.
@RiotDemon write some! Hey @pavlov I think this is right up your alley.
wait… should the expression be “down your alley?”
@RiotDemon We have some creative types here. Let’s continue on Meh what was started on NotMeh
@RiotDemon I’ll make due with the “New, improved animal names” ones
@RiotDemon
Not family with the site
Latest is effing hillarious.
http://www.notmeh.com/catching-treats/#more-4172
But zero shares tweets anythings.
Doesn’t get any funnier than this:
Screw cute cats. Doofus dogs rule!
@MehnofLaMehncha lol, those are great. You might also like:
Is it wrong if I find these hilarious?
@PlacidPenguin It’s wrong if you don’t.
/image cow bears
/image angry sock
Can someone explain the praying mantis one to me? Specifically, the part about “does karate”.
@DrWorm I take it you have not seen a praying mantis irl…
@DrWorm /giphy "praying mantis"
@nunntyler Lots of them. Never saw one doing anything remotely looking like karate.
@DrWorm
Then how do they catch hummingbirds? Hypnosis?
i noticed this morning that this is making its zillionth round around the internet (not insulting, i think it’s hilarious), but i think are actually plenty more of these. as much as i hate buzzfeed, i thought some of these were funnier (some duplicates): https://www.buzzfeed.com/gracespelman/tweets-about-god-creating-stuff?utm_term=.hrX2zAGgw4#.ltmMxRY16X
'K. Here’s one:
[God creating kangaroo]
Gimme a giant rabbit that can jump, like, 25 feet.
Angel: Fine.
And don’t fuck up the tail this time.
Angel: Fine.
It’s gonna be a bumpy ride. Make sure the kids are buckled in or something.
Angel: Whatever.
@compunaut
Thanks for reminding me of my worst effing nightmare.
http://www.theverge.com/2016/5/2/11565552/what-do-we-know-about-kangaroos-really
I’m sad there wasn’t more.
@RiotDemon write some! Hey @pavlov I think this is right up your alley.
wait… should the expression be “down your alley?”
@RiotDemon We have some creative types here. Let’s continue on Meh what was started on NotMeh
@RiotDemon I’ll make due with the “New, improved animal names” ones
@RiotDemon
Not family with the site
Latest is effing hillarious.
http://www.notmeh.com/catching-treats/#more-4172
But zero shares tweets anythings.
Doesn’t get any funnier than this:
Screw cute cats. Doofus dogs rule!
@MehnofLaMehncha lol, those are great. You might also like:
Is it wrong if I find these hilarious?
@PlacidPenguin It’s wrong if you don’t.
/image cow bears
/image angry sock
Can someone explain the praying mantis one to me? Specifically, the part about “does karate”.
@DrWorm I take it you have not seen a praying mantis irl…
@DrWorm
/giphy "praying mantis"
@nunntyler Lots of them. Never saw one doing anything remotely looking like karate.
@DrWorm
@DrWorm
Then how do they catch hummingbirds? Hypnosis?