I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala
I don’t believe there’s really been a topic where it’s been discussed much here. I mean, “all people on the internet are men unless they prove otherwise.”
I have a good singing voice, but my speaking voice is like that of a spoiled private school middle schooler. And because I talk to people for a living, I have to listen to recordings of myself all the time.
When I tell people “If I could change one thing about myself, it would be my voice” , they kind of look me up and down and say “Really? That’s what you would change?”
My singing voice isn’t all that good, my talking voice is dry and scratchy and sounds terrible on recordings. I would love to sound like Tim Foust of Home Free, but that would be asking a lot. That guy has an amazing voice.
I wish my voice was smarter. Every time I say something…it comes out stupid.
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala
I love my voice. It’s perfect. Not changing it.
I have an excellent speaking voice and I sing well. But I’m general conversation, my voice is too loud. No one’s satisfied, are they?
BTW, International Talk Like a Pirate day is my anniversary. I’m glad people embrace it.
being a trans chick makes this question real easy to answer
@TheMeerkat hard same
woah. Is all of meh trans or is it just me?
@mokiawa there’s dozens of us! dozens!
@mokiawa Definitely not just you! she says after popping an Estradiol pill under her tongue
@mokiawa @sanspoint @TheMeerkat I’m pretty sure there’s at least one other.
I don’t believe there’s really been a topic where it’s been discussed much here. I mean, “all people on the internet are men unless they prove otherwise.”
I have a good singing voice, but my speaking voice is like that of a spoiled private school middle schooler. And because I talk to people for a living, I have to listen to recordings of myself all the time.
It’s better to avoid mirrors and recordings, I’ve found.
Heard in presidential elections.
#DownWithTheElectoralCollege
I wish my voice was like it was before the intubation problem when I had my gall bladder out that screwed up my vocal chords.
I used to have a decent singing voice, no longer. I miss singing to the radio.
More feminine
@kittykat9180 I’m with ya!
When I tell people “If I could change one thing about myself, it would be my voice” , they kind of look me up and down and say “Really? That’s what you would change?”
I wish I were joking.
My voice sounds good in my head but not when I hear it played back to me
I don’t mind my speaking voice. My singing voice is another story.
I wish my voice wouldn’t crack when I sing. Used to be much stronger.
Working on transitioning to a more feminine voice. If anyone has any tips.
A tad deeper. I have a very high pitched voice. Makes it hard for older folks with hearing issues to hear anything I say. #frustrating.
@tinamarie1974 My wife says the same thing and she’s ridiculous cuz her voice is hot.
@zinimusprime I have been told I sound like a phone sex operator! Note this is when I lower it a bit to a whisper.
I think my voice is a bit sexier when I am just a little hoarse.
@tinamarie1974 Hahaha, I believe it. My wife just got over a cold and her voice was hoarse too. Muy bueno!
I have the squeaky voice of a 4 year old. Make is deeper, please.
I’m reasonably soft spoken. Sometimes I wish I was just generally louder.
…audible. (I’m a low talker, like on Seinfeld.
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I wish I could do the hardcore punk scream like Dustin Kensrue.
I sound nothing in real life like I think I sound. Wait, not sure I typed that right…
My singing voice isn’t all that good, my talking voice is dry and scratchy and sounds terrible on recordings. I would love to sound like Tim Foust of Home Free, but that would be asking a lot. That guy has an amazing voice.
Obeyed instantly
The Texas accent I’ve picked up. ugh!
A mellifluous baritone, like the San Saba Songbird. His sobriquet of choice.
called the songbird of my generation