There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who dropped a big deuce in a bucket.
With hands on his hip,
Grunted out the tip,
Instead of projected, he wrecked it.
The medication I’m on gives me a sort of pseudo-IBS, so I poop, like, a lot. Like three to five times a day. But another side effect is weight gain, somehow, so I’m also up thirty pounds. Which makes me wonder what, exactly, is coming out every time. I’m still trying to decide if it’s worth it.
Depends. If you pinch one off as to not clog the toilet, does what follows count as a separate poop? Does each individual turd count, or are you referring to the number of visits overall in a day in which you poop?
As a matter of efficiency, I find that taking (or leaving) one large dook every other day or so is better than dooking a little bit every day. (or multiple times per day) By the time you get settled, find a place to put your shirt, do your business, and get re-dressed, you’ve sunk 10-30 minutes of your day. Who has time to do that multiple times per day?! Wiping also seems to be easier the longer the dookie has been in your intestines because it is more solid and leaves little behind on its way out.
@medz I installed mine and no leaks. Teflon tape likely helped. You could pay someone to install it with not leaking being a condition of completion. I think they call them “plumbers” or a “handyman” installer at your local chinese hardware vending machine in the blue or orange flavors.
@mike808 I’ll have you know I’ve installed an ice maker, dishwasher, kitchen sink, bathroom sink, above ground pool fittings with solar heater, and probably other plumbing things I can’t recall with no leaks. I think the issue with bidet was the plastic nut cracked. Tape won’t fix that.
Since you’re trying to shame me, I’ll install it this weekend. Dick.
once a day is ok, some days it is not, some days i make up for the time i saved by getting my poop average per day higher, and when i’m not well… then all bets are off.
Eat clean ( no preservatives, artificial colors, coloring agents, petrochemical food additives, junk, trash, garbage, dollar store unknowns)…and your poop will thank you.
Personally I prefer to leave poops (in the toilet, usually) rather than take them.
That’s a shitty question…
A sewer pickle a day keeps the doctor at bay
None of your business.
I’m glad to say I don’t know.
@UncleVinny diaper?
How would Triumph answer this question?
(I had other videos, but this was the cleanest of the Family Guy videos.)
The last time I had stomach flu I technically only pooped once, because I spent 5 hours in the bathroom.
You should poop as many times a day as you eat.
@ThatsHeadly I’m not pooping 12 times a day.
@ThatsHeadly for real? I wish.
I forgot these polls go to our personal pages…so it is a matter of public record now.
Just waiting to see what @snapster votes for:
https://meh.com/@snapster
If I eat too much dessert, I poop pi.
As my wife says, I am just a regular guy.
It’s fitting I join this community talking about poop, for it is the dirt-colored torpedo that propels me to victory twice a day, everyday.
@economybacon
@therealjrn a fitting welcome. I will further this victorious Wednesday with a third destructive launch.
@economybacon Your username:
@narfcake you are correct in the extreme
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who dropped a big deuce in a bucket.
With hands on his hip,
Grunted out the tip,
Instead of projected, he wrecked it.
I have no poops left to give.
The medication I’m on gives me a sort of pseudo-IBS, so I poop, like, a lot. Like three to five times a day. But another side effect is weight gain, somehow, so I’m also up thirty pounds. Which makes me wonder what, exactly, is coming out every time. I’m still trying to decide if it’s worth it.
1.5? Depends upon diet or lack thereof.
Depends. If you pinch one off as to not clog the toilet, does what follows count as a separate poop? Does each individual turd count, or are you referring to the number of visits overall in a day in which you poop?
@lichme
Statistics have been requested for each of those parts.
1/3
@awk Best thing Kanye ever did.
This thread needs to die in a fire.
@RiotDemon
Just don’t stand in a place where the smoke would get to you.
@RiotDemon
/giphy flaming bag of crap?
This gave me flashbacks of the post on reddit several years back …
(Possibly NSFW. Enter at your own risk.)
As a matter of efficiency, I find that taking (or leaving) one large dook every other day or so is better than dooking a little bit every day. (or multiple times per day) By the time you get settled, find a place to put your shirt, do your business, and get re-dressed, you’ve sunk 10-30 minutes of your day. Who has time to do that multiple times per day?! Wiping also seems to be easier the longer the dookie has been in your intestines because it is more solid and leaves little behind on its way out.
@medz you should try getting a bidet. They turn up here once in a while. Wiping is so neanderthal once you’ve gone bidet.
@mike808 have one. Not installed yet because someone said it leaks
@medz I installed mine and no leaks. Teflon tape likely helped. You could pay someone to install it with not leaking being a condition of completion. I think they call them “plumbers” or a “handyman” installer at your local chinese hardware vending machine in the blue or orange flavors.
@mike808 I’ll have you know I’ve installed an ice maker, dishwasher, kitchen sink, bathroom sink, above ground pool fittings with solar heater, and probably other plumbing things I can’t recall with no leaks. I think the issue with bidet was the plastic nut cracked. Tape won’t fix that.
Since you’re trying to shame me, I’ll install it this weekend. Dick.
@medz @mike808 Dick? I think his name is @mike808 @medz.
@mike808 @therealjrn sorry. Calling them a slang term for a penis was just a friendly jab.
@medz @mike808 @therealjrn Hahahaha!
@medz @mike808 A slang term for penis? Ohhhh. In my country we call that something different.
@medz @mfladd @therealjrn
If it leaks, you can blame @UncleVinny. I will.
@medz If you’re gonna putz around trying to be a cunning linguist, don’t be a shit. Be the shit.
once a day is ok, some days it is not, some days i make up for the time i saved by getting my poop average per day higher, and when i’m not well… then all bets are off.
I poop on the morning and evening. I could almost set a clock to my poops.
Eat clean ( no preservatives, artificial colors, coloring agents, petrochemical food additives, junk, trash, garbage, dollar store unknowns)…and your poop will thank you.
@Aznatural1 that’s why I eat like crap, I don’t want my poop to talk to me.
My dog pooped right next to the pool filter today. She’s never pooped there before. What is happening?
@medz working up to a filter test?