The medication I’m on gives me a sort of pseudo-IBS, so I poop, like, a lot. Like three to five times a day. But another side effect is weight gain, somehow, so I’m also up thirty pounds. Which makes me wonder what, exactly, is coming out every time. I’m still trying to decide if it’s worth it.
Depends. If you pinch one off as to not clog the toilet, does what follows count as a separate poop? Does each individual turd count, or are you referring to the number of visits overall in a day in which you poop?
As a matter of efficiency, I find that taking (or leaving) one large dook every other day or so is better than dooking a little bit every day. (or multiple times per day) By the time you get settled, find a place to put your shirt, do your business, and get re-dressed, you’ve sunk 10-30 minutes of your day. Who has time to do that multiple times per day?! Wiping also seems to be easier the longer the dookie has been in your intestines because it is more solid and leaves little behind on its way out.
@medz I installed mine and no leaks. Teflon tape likely helped. You could pay someone to install it with not leaking being a condition of completion. I think they call them “plumbers” or a “handyman” installer at your local chinese hardware vending machine in the blue or orange flavors.
@mike808 I’ll have you know I’ve installed an ice maker, dishwasher, kitchen sink, bathroom sink, above ground pool fittings with solar heater, and probably other plumbing things I can’t recall with no leaks. I think the issue with bidet was the plastic nut cracked. Tape won’t fix that.
Since you’re trying to shame me, I’ll install it this weekend. Dick.