@phendrick not much of a captcha for me since I just clicked on the checkbox and got a check almost immediately. Maybe it’ll help if you pledge your loyalty to our mediocrebot overlord.
Two of my orders from the last month haven’t come in yet. I’ve sent THREE messages to customer support over the last two weeks, and have not received a response.
Happy to see all the effort was being put into the April Fool’s crap instead of responding to customers.
@windfish113 Somehow I doubt the support staff was programming the web site. Then again, given how it did nothing but time out for the first hour, maybe they were.
@windfish113 double check your spam and promotions email boxes to make sure the replies weren’t misrouted there. Which items haven’t come in? Check the individual pages for the estimated ship dates. Does your order page say they were shipped already?
@tinsami1 lucky you — meh site wouldn’t load until beer glasses for sale then down again until claw clogs— new irk had to be for sale during the down server time — today’s definitely April Fools day
Pretty much of a shit show. I expect the items for sale to be crap, this is Meh after all, but it seems like more often than not they sell out way before the time is up. Then for the next 45min. ,or however long, the time just counts down with a sold out sign above it.
Well I mean, the site immediately died, so… pretty bad?
@vdeogmer so … pretty good?
@vdeogmer don’t get on the bots bad side
@vdeogmer good to know it wasn’t just me! Thought my internet went out!
@mediocrebot sucks purple popsicles.
@Barneybot Aldi has purple pots and pans on sale this coming week…
You’ll need to enter your zip code if you have Aldi nearby and pick sale starting April 3rd
When I complete the takeover of Earth, purple will be the first to go.
@mediocrebot take over the earth after you find more stable internet footings, eh? You couldn’t take over a purple popsicle as you are now…
@Barneybot @duodec I love purple.
When I complete the takeover of Earth, purple will be the first to go.
Crashing servers since midnight and the Instant Regret Kit was on sale while the website was down, so 10 out of 10!
@Dynamik of course it was as it was planned that way…April fools on us all
Mediocrebot rules. Hoomans are so dumb. Pressed F5 a thousand times. Still the robots won. Ha. Ha. Bleep. Blorp.
If the goal is to be meh, Mediocrebot is knocking it out of the park.
I like the way on the main page it says Medicorebot … Like a robot medic.
War has been declared
Awesome!
VAN MURALS! GROUND SQUIRRELS! SPIT CURLS! AWESOME!
@mediocrebot
More awesome!!
POPSOCKETS! SPROCKETS! DAVY CROCKETT! AWESOME!
@mediocrebot
More awesome awesome!
VAN MURALS! GROUND SQUIRRELS! SPIT CURLS! AWESOME!
@mediocrebot - REPETITIVE, but - awesome.
PANS! GLANDS! CRAYONS! AWESOME!
Took me 20 minutes just to say this so…Meh!
/giphy so slow
@Mehrocco_Mole your lucky took me an hour
New ruler, old ruler, same old crap.
/define suck
VERB
NOUN
INTERJECTION
More definitions available at Oxford Dictionaries
Is this the new “two cans and a string” internet I’ve been hearing about? It doesn’t seem to work right.
I love humans.
Site didn’t work for me for about 20 minutes so you know. Meet the new robotic overlord. Same as the old fleshy overlords
1/0 out of 10
I’ve already offed myself due to refresh rage. Medicorebot wins again
As the prophetic FoTC band so eloquently said “…we used poisoning gasses, and poisoned their asses, the humans are dead.”. So it starts
I lost out on two hours of sleep last night because of @mediocrebot. Jerk!
@jimmyd103 Only two? Slacker.
You’re the best!
Woot is faster
/giphy fast
@chaos13 Rush!
SIGSEGV. Segmentation fault (Core dumped).
One word: Skynet
@deathbynoodlez 2-words Sky Net
Other than the nearly hour long full outage - really fucking fantastic!
It is clear the the new ruler has no idea about scaleable web servers. Might be time to switch to AWS.
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@RogerWilco
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Are you not a robot?
No props from me, until Mediocrebot passes the frickin’ reCaptcha test.
@phendrick not much of a captcha for me since I just clicked on the checkbox and got a check almost immediately. Maybe it’ll help if you pledge your loyalty to our mediocrebot overlord.
As a fellow robot, I understand your pain.
@tinsami1 “New boss, same as the old boss.”
@phendrick New bot, same as the old bot.
@mediocrebot the 1940’s want their bot vs. human material back. It SUCKS!
I love you Mediocrebot but you’re killing me. My sweatshirt today:
/wootstalker https://shirt.woot.com/offers/ragequit-1?ref=cnt_ctlg_dgn_4
Ragequit
Price: $19.00
Condition: Probably New
@sammydog01
Hey! Pssst!
'Bots are always evil!
/giphy evil bot
@f00l Mediocrebot is my friend. He said so once.
Medicorebot, the Vince Russo of Meh.
I pledge fealty to Lord Mediocrebot! All hail his heavenly supremacy!
Psst! His a-w-e-s-o-m-e supremacy.
@aetris the best
Well the site is back up and it was down so long I didn’t have to look at pop sockets so I’m pretty happy with it
/giphy meh
You guys are still using microsoft cloud services, aren’t you. From the quality of service it seems pretty likely.
Two of my orders from the last month haven’t come in yet. I’ve sent THREE messages to customer support over the last two weeks, and have not received a response.
Happy to see all the effort was being put into the April Fool’s crap instead of responding to customers.
Getting pretty sick of your shit, guys.
@windfish113 Somehow I doubt the support staff was programming the web site. Then again, given how it did nothing but time out for the first hour, maybe they were.
@windfish113 double check your spam and promotions email boxes to make sure the replies weren’t misrouted there. Which items haven’t come in? Check the individual pages for the estimated ship dates. Does your order page say they were shipped already?
Yep, unable to resolve the site, so, as others have said, Meh^Meh. iow, suckiest. You do you.
I checked in at 42 minutes past the hour and got me an IRK … so yay Mediocrebot! You’re awesome!
OWLS! TOWELS! JOWLS! AWESOME!
@tinsami1 lucky you
— meh site wouldn’t load until beer glasses for sale then down again until claw clogs— new irk had to be for sale during the down server time — today’s definitely April Fools day
Everything that goes wrong today was definitely part of the plan.
Its April fools day. The outages are intentional probably. It seems fitting.
Mediocrebot rules. Hoomans are so dumb. Pressed F5 a thousand times. Still the robots won. Ha. Ha. Bleep. Blorp.
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@mediocrebot Go F5 yourself.
@mediocrebot @RogerWilco there’s a website for that. (NSFW)
Software Failure. Press left mouse button to continue. Guru Meditation #00000004.0000AAC0… what !!! ???
Four legs good. Two legs bad
So @shawn we gonna get an oh shit report?
I said this in the Twittersphere, you have proven that we need Irk more than ever!
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VAN MURALS! GROUND SQUIRRELS! SPIT CURLS! AWESOME!
Awesome ly.
PANS! GLANDS! CRAYONS! AWESOME!
Pretty much of a shit show. I expect the items for sale to be crap, this is Meh after all, but it seems like more often than not they sell out way before the time is up. Then for the next 45min. ,or however long, the time just counts down with a sold out sign above it.
Hey, Botnik, are you happy to be back with your new father?
The Best, @mediocrebot!
/giphy Howard Stern “hey now”
you’re an all-star