Wait, the name of the company is Ho Medics?
@awk yes, just like i am a ho moaner
@awk HomeDics…
How about some classic sole music to go with this?
/youtube otis retting sitting on the dock of the bay
/youtube the temptations papa was a rolling stone
/youtube what’s going on marvin gaye
minnie the moocher blues brothers
@phendrick [oh crap! actual link:]
I heard these work for feet
@mexicantacos No. They work for cash.
Are the feet included?
@Bcburk If they were that would be a feat.
/giphy Lebowski-toe
@mehvid1 Hey… that’s not from Lebowski….
Can I use it as a food warmer?
@awk It can warm corns and toe jam, but most other foods will void the warranty.
/giphy measley-corrupt-caviar
My feet hurt because my shoes are worn out. New ones coming tomorrow
@emaw_az Woohoo how exciting! I finally just got my new rubber, Brooks (avengers I believe) white sneaks with a 1.5" lift and my feet are SO much happier! What kind are you getting?
My cat has claimed mine. He now calls it his bitch.
I’d rather have a flashlight.
@squishybrain Argh! Damn autocorrect!
I can smell when my neighbors use theirs. Please tell me the gel is not just for comfort.
I like the gratuitous flamingo porn in the next to last image.
A vibrator for your feet
Product: Homedics Shiatsu Massage Soothing Heat Gentle Touch Foot Massager Model: 726665 Condition: New
$92.99 on Amazon
90 days
Monday, Jul 25 - Thursday, Jul 28
Raul told me if yu lay face down on this…mid-body…it is WONDERFUL!
Wait, the name of the company is Ho Medics?
@awk yes, just like i am a ho moaner
@awk HomeDics…
How about some classic sole music to go with this?
/youtube otis retting sitting on the dock of the bay
/youtube the temptations papa was a rolling stone
/youtube what’s going on marvin gaye
minnie the moocher blues brothers
@phendrick [oh crap! actual link:]
I heard these work for feet
@mexicantacos No. They work for cash.
Are the feet included?
@Bcburk If they were that would be a feat.
/giphy Lebowski-toe
@mehvid1 Hey… that’s not from Lebowski….
Can I use it as a food warmer?
@awk It can warm corns and toe jam, but most other foods will void the warranty.
/giphy measley-corrupt-caviar
My feet hurt because my shoes are worn out. New ones coming tomorrow
@emaw_az Woohoo how exciting! I finally just got my new rubber, Brooks (avengers I believe) white sneaks with a 1.5" lift and my feet are SO much happier! What kind are you getting?
My cat has claimed mine. He now calls it his bitch.
I’d rather have a flashlight.
@squishybrain Argh! Damn autocorrect!
I can smell when my neighbors use theirs. Please tell me the gel is not just for comfort.
I like the gratuitous flamingo porn in the next to last image.
A vibrator for your feet
Specs
Product: Homedics Shiatsu Massage Soothing Heat Gentle Touch Foot Massager
Model: 726665
Condition: New
How to Use
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$92.99 on Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Jul 25 - Thursday, Jul 28
Raul told me if yu lay face down on this…mid-body…it is WONDERFUL!