@shahnm The Aviation gin bottle is what us known as a “one hitter”. The perspective magnifies the glass a bit, I think. Just make another if it’s not enough to get the job done.
@tinamarie1974 how am i supposed to drink my beverage without my face? personally, it’s worth the risk.
the suit - my company (medical software) got it for me and a couple other people many years ago for a customer event. me and two of the developers were going to show our new software and pretend to be lab workers. but… after wearing the suit for about 20 minutes, it got hot as fuck, so we took them off. i took mine home, never knowing that i would finally find a use for it.
@carl669 I feel like you could make a straw like opening for a face mask to ensure copious amounts of liquor could be consumed. Of course, then you also need a zipper…
And I can only imagine how hot that suit is, it looks hot!
pour into a contain filled with ice and shake the ever loving shit out of it. pour into whatever vessel you may have lying about. this includes straight into your mouth.
the trick with the above proportions is, use one of those clear plastic shot glasses people use to make jello shots. i have no idea why, but it makes the perfect dirty martini every time for me.
@carl699 while you are at home maybe make a fence for your trashcans that look like this?
Also here is something for your reading pleasure (I can’t find the thread where people were posting about the history of the word fuck so parking this here. Apologizes in advance if this is a repeat.)
Dirty dog quarantini?
@kdemo the eyes say “I hate you hooman”
@carl669 - Don’t you think he’d rather lick those olives than - - - oh
@kdemo don’t forget to shake well
@mark_elliot - That gif is stirring.
@mike808 nice!
@mike808 Is that a suitably large glass, comically small bottle, trick of perspective, or have I had enough tonight…?
@shahnm The Aviation gin bottle is what us known as a “one hitter”. The perspective magnifies the glass a bit, I think. Just make another if it’s not enough to get the job done.
Fuck yea! But, um…hands and face?
Also where da fuck did you get the CDC suit??
@tinamarie1974 how am i supposed to drink my beverage without my face? personally, it’s worth the risk.
the suit - my company (medical software) got it for me and a couple other people many years ago for a customer event. me and two of the developers were going to show our new software and pretend to be lab workers. but… after wearing the suit for about 20 minutes, it got hot as fuck, so we took them off. i took mine home, never knowing that i would finally find a use for it.
@carl669 I feel like you could make a straw like opening for a face mask to ensure copious amounts of liquor could be consumed. Of course, then you also need a zipper…
And I can only imagine how hot that suit is, it looks hot!
@tinamarie1974 i’ve got my R&D department working on our suggestion. but he said he’s gonna finish watching Boss Baby first.
@tinamarie1974 https://www.amazon.com/s?k=tyvek+suit
@carl669 @tinamarie1974
Straw? What’s wrong with a funnel?
@carl669 you could make millions!!
@tinamarie1974 lifehack how to drink and protect your face !!
Please detail the ingredients and recipe for creating my own delish quarantini!
Thanks in advance!
@JnKL
2 shots vodka
3/4 shot dry vermouth
3/4 shot olive brine
pour into a contain filled with ice and shake the ever loving shit out of it. pour into whatever vessel you may have lying about. this includes straight into your mouth.
the trick with the above proportions is, use one of those clear plastic shot glasses people use to make jello shots. i have no idea why, but it makes the perfect dirty martini every time for me.
@carl669 @JnKL
Ah, a man of culture. Dirtier than Bob Saget’s Aristocrats joke.
@carl669 @JnKL Shaken…not stirred.
@carl669 thank you!
@JnKL @kc5rbq
shaken the shit out of
FTFY
I just drank a Corona from Casey’s General Store
@medz yeah… but did you get a case of corona?
@carl699 while you are at home maybe make a fence for your trashcans that look like this?
Also here is something for your reading pleasure (I can’t find the thread where people were posting about the history of the word fuck so parking this here. Apologizes in advance if this is a repeat.)