I don’t know what the rest of y’all are wearing, but my underwear cannot hear. I don’t call them anything.
I just pick them up and put them on. (or the reverse of that)
@mbersiam Unless you’re British, they call underwear “pants,” i guess cuz they’re civilized. At least compared to American perverts, who insist on calling women’s underwear “panties” cuz they’re pigs.
Underwear. I should call them pants to annoy some of my friends.
I don’t know what the rest of y’all are wearing, but my underwear cannot hear.
I don’t call them anything.
I just pick them up and put them on. (or the reverse of that)
Manhole covers!
“Manties!??”
Skivvies
Those are my Johns, but Short Johns, not Long Johns.
Boxers
In the way.
@haydesigner
That’s what I call them lol
Me crunchy grundies
@brennyn I thought I was the only one
Umm… underwear
I call my guys underwear panties and my own I refer to as underwear.
underoos!
Chonies.
Chonies or unders
Unmentionables when I am being a smart a$$
What underwear?
Fart catchers.
@macromeh
Any kin to @mbersiam ?
Draws
@show_the_maw drawers?
@catthegreat back in the day underwear had drawstrings so grandpa called them draws. My dad did the same and it just got passed down to my vernacular.
Hey you.
underwear/underpants
The Prince’s Panties
@werehatrack Can’t imagine why that didn’t rank as high as Classical Gas.
On the second day, smelly. The third day, stinky and after that, trash if laundry is still unavailable.
KuoH
Chones or chonies
Duh! Under wear! I guess you could call them skid blockers
So you can wear the same jeans for a week and save water!
@rawhid LOL when my kiddo was 4 I started calling them “fart catchers” with her.
pantaloons is French for “pants” … so I guess if you go commando “pantaloons” may be appropriate
@mbersiam Unless you’re British, they call underwear “pants,” i guess cuz they’re civilized. At least compared to American perverts, who insist on calling women’s underwear “panties” cuz they’re pigs.
Under shorts, 'cause that’s where they go.
Undies!
…
They never return my calls.