Good, I have to go pee.

Aaaand 30 minutes.

This is the equivalent of when the DJ would put on Stairway to Heaven. The staff at Meh are heading out to either get high, take a dump, or both.

I wonder if I could return this new one to the store where I bought my current one a month-and-a-half ago and get a full refund from them?

Someone want to get this for my birthday? Thanks!

could probably turn a $50 profit pretty easily

I’m totally confused at what to do. This is a great deal but can’t resist clicking meh. The meh god will think I’m crazy for saying meh to this deal. What a conundrum. Please help me decide. To meh or not to meh.

#!/bin/bash

notify_address="xxx@your.favorite.notification.service"

while :; do
  current_deal=$(curl -s https://meh.com/feed.json | jq -r .items[].title)
  next_at=$(curl -sL meh.com | fgrep '$countdown.countdown' | cut -d\' -f2)
  seconds_to_wait=$(( $(date --date="$next_at" +%s) - $(date +%s) ))

  echo "current deal: $current_deal"
  echo "next deal at: $(date --date="$next_at") (${seconds_to_wait}s from now)"
  echo

  echo "meh-RATHON: $current_deal" | sendmail $notify_address

  sleep $seconds_to_wait
  sleep 0.3
done