Chirpy morning people bring out the serial killer in me.
@werehatrack I wonder why she wore that necklace to bed? It’s just making it easier for your alter ego.
@algae1221 @werehatrack WTF That’s not the necklace I gave here last night. Yes…I know…rude,crude,and socially unacceptable.But that’s how I’m rolling today
And where the fuck did she pull that flower out of?
I hope those aren’t microfiber sheets!
@pmarin Bonus points for the callback!