@Jonas4321 I had a golf buddy who would do that all the time - the guy was a serious chatterbox anyway - he never shut up, so it was almost believable when he’d do it and then say, “oops, sorry!”
But sometimes his timing was way too perfect to believe it was an accident.
If this thing could be programmed to only speak during someone’s backswing, I’d buy one and clip it to his belt.
@DennisG2014 Yeah, we had one of those on our church league. Not only would he talk during other people’s swing, he would regularly walk from his ball to the hole to estimate the distance. From 150 yards out, even. He once took 4 hours to play 9 holes. AND he always used a cart because he said he had gout. Checked all the boxes for a-hole and then a few more for good measure.
No, that was the previous offering. But maybe the two could work together to give a metric on alcohol adjusted golf suckiness.
I suspect my golf skill would not vary with the amount of alcohol imbibed, FWIW.