Read latest news, play a game, order that thing the wife wants, get a text from the wife that she wants something else, order something else, get a text from the wife asking what’s taking so long, ignore the text and play another game…
It’s the one room in the house where I can seek solitude, for a limited time, without being tasked to do some mundane job. When break time is over then comes a knock on the door with a question; “are you okay?”
To take a page from Three’s Company and 8 Simple Roles - the bathroom (was) the only place to be alone and have privacy. It’s also the cleanest room (technically “the most cleaned”). It’s really where I go to hide and get my work done.
Right before I read this I found a new magazine with nice pictures in it in the mail. My first thought was This would be great for the bathroom! I’m guessing it would be extra good if we had one of these!
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time.
Shittiest part of the day.
@yakkoTDI I agree!
@mycya4me @yakkoTDI
Literally!
A great time to meet Mr. Hankey!!
I don’t dilly dally, sitting on the toilet for a long time can cause hemorrhoids.
@kittykat9180. Is that what’s doing it? I thought it was being an old geezer.
A time to poo
@tweezak turn, turn, turn
@tweezak @werehatrack I was thinking more like
Churn, churn, churn
Read latest news, play a game, order that thing the wife wants, get a text from the wife that she wants something else, order something else, get a text from the wife asking what’s taking so long, ignore the text and play another game…
American’s don’t like to discuss Bathroom habits, TBH and as Nurses, it’s the one of the first questions we ask…
@Mandamm If a nurse asks me in a medical setting I have no problem discussing it.
@Mandamm @yakkoTDI Same here. But if you ask me in a public forum, it’s none a yer bizness.
Not sure on the first choice…
An in-and-out
ordealprocess.There. That’s better.
Spades and Mahjong
It’s the one room in the house where I can seek solitude, for a limited time, without being tasked to do some mundane job. When break time is over then comes a knock on the door with a question; “are you okay?”
Usually the most productive 5 minutes of my day.
@macromeh And then you flush it.
@hchavers I’d rather think of it as “sending it to join its elders”.
For me it is both the 2nd & 3rd one! I have an iPAD next to the “Throne”
@mycya4me
I’m 3 and 4 but I don’t really read books I listen to audiobooks instead. God, I’m old.
I’m old. Don’t wanna discuss.
@werehatrack
I’m
A lady and don’t discuss it but I knew I’d get some laughs out of reading this thread.
@werehatrack Naw you are NOT old, Just well seasoned. plus the same age Jack Benny said he was!
Best place to do my Wordle. I stink better when I’m on the potty.
@candiedisilvio1
Nice one!
To take a page from Three’s Company and 8 Simple Roles - the bathroom (was) the only place to be alone and have privacy. It’s also the cleanest room (technically “the most cleaned”). It’s really where I go to hide and get my work done.
@pakopako
If you own a UV flashlight absolutely DO NOT TAKE IT INTO THE BATHROOM! Don’t ask how I know.
@chienfou
Right before I read this I found a new magazine with nice pictures in it in the mail. My first thought was This would be great for the bathroom! I’m guessing it would be extra good if we had one of these!