Goatoshop, Feb 23: New goat in 5 days??? Where does the time goat? (March 2018 Nominations)
13Hard to believe my goatdom is already coming to an end. Harder to believe that no one has yet initiated a March nomination thread. I guess the countdown to both has begun.
Also, now that I’ve done it, I kinda want this clock.
Want your own ridiculous mash-up? Suggest something in the main Goatoshop thread!
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I am thinking of nominating @KittySprinkles. She has never been Goat. @jaremelz has, but not KittySprinkles. Technically, I think that is allowed under the Grey rules.
@mfladd like the gif
@mfladd fuck you.
Also, one of my favorite gifs
Before anyone questions it’s validity, this post IS an official nomination.
@KittySprinkles
Yes
/8ball Is @mfladd going to be blamed a lot this month?
That is very … disturbing.
BTW, it is possible that the community has enjoyed your goatdom so much that you get another month.
@narfcake yeah and this one is a short month besides…
@Kidsandliz @narfcake Meh. That wouldn’t be fair to a certain battery refrigerator loving mehtizen… (@shahnm, amirite?)
But cool if folks enjoyed my dumb photoshopping.
@ACraigL I’m blaming you that you didn’t make an official nomination for @shahnm.
It’s the final goat-down! Seriously that is just the right level of being just not quite right.
@UncleVinny, consider yourself officially goat-nominated. Always enjoy your contributions, and would love to see more examples of your wit and art and lifestyle choices.
This, however, could be your official portrait:
To revise my subtle suggestion into a formal post, I hereby nominate @shahnm as the next goat for the nearly ubiquitous (and hilarious) posts about the benefits of keeping batteries in the refrigerator. Which would be fine, except there’s no real reason to actually do that.
@ACraigL Heathen!
@ACraigL Unless your refrigerator has a port for your charger’s power cable to charge them while inside the refrigerated battery storage area.
And a USB port. For the fan.
@ACraigL While I thank you for the dubious honor of your nomination, I truly do not think I will have time next month to be a useful or responsive goat. Between spring break, college campus visits for my oldest, and a work schedule that often exceeds 12 hours/day, I’d be a goat-in-absentia most of the time.
If goathood is my fate someday, I will gladly accept it when the time is better, but for the foreseeable future, I’d just be a meh goat. And then who would everyone blame for that?!?
Anyway, I have to go check, on my refrigerated batteries…
@shahnm See my note above.
@narfcake Do self votes count? I mean as anything other than icky?
@sammydog01 AFAIK, it does.
Is this the official goat nomination thread then?!?!
@ELUNO It’s as officialized as a VMod could make it now.
/giphy running out of goats
I believe if we look at the last couple of nomination threads there are a bundle of folks who have been managing to sneak out and are long over due.
@Kidsandliz Like you a second time!
I nominate @mike808 for the comment above.
@narfcake FYI, I’m the German Shepherd in the background. This is not the goat you’re looking for.
/giphy this is not the goat you’re looking for.
@mike808 Seeing how @ignorant spent almost the entire month on pause or paws, anyone qualifies.
Besides, these days it’s getting more to the point of sharegoat, not scapegoat.
@narfcake I miss scapegoats. I should go blame some stuff on @acraigl before it’s too late.
@narfcake @sammydog01 Goat ahead. I can take it.
@sammydog01
Wtf is going on here. Goats abound.
@clutchdude
I got a marketing email from morningsave that told me I could get free shipping today only. I couldn’t find a place to enter the code, however. Probably because I already get free shipping.
I blame
/goat.
@medz Free shipping? I got the same email! We must be special! All day too! Wait…
@sammydog01 yup strictly for their “most loyal customers”
@medz @sammydog01
I barely shop on Meh as it is. I’ve never had a reason to shop on MorningSave, so being a loyal customer of theirs is disheartening (for reasons).
(April 1st, 2017 was on a Saturday, and since I’m offline then, I missed the various Meh swag, though I got most of it from Fukos anyways.)
Final hours to cast your votes!
@narfcake Can I vote for you?
@ELUNO @narfcake
@ELUNO Nope!
So here are some past goat nomination threads to see those who keep escaping their fate
https://meh.com/forum/topics/less-then-a-week-till-february-need-a-new-goat
https://meh.com/forum/topics/new-model-year-goat-january-2018-nominations
https://meh.com/forum/topics/seasons-bleatings-december-2017-goat-nominations
https://meh.com/forum/topics/am-i-the-only-one-30?sort=most-likes
https://meh.com/forum/topics/goat-costume-time-october-2017-nominations
https://meh.com/forum/topics/adis-august--make-way-for-a-new-goat-september-2017-nominations
/giphy last to bump
@ELUNO Wrong thread - this is not the last one who posts here wins thread - but you can keep posting here instead of there if you want : )
@Kidsandliz But I can beat you at both threads now!
@ELUNO I f’n love this gif.
And you can tell right at the end she was about to celebrate that face smash.
/giphy bump dat shit
shahnm is posting like there’s no chance he will get goated.
@mike808 Is that opponent goat battery operated?
@Kidsandliz imgur is teh succ. Lets see if ctrlq.com is any better.
@Kidsandliz nope. Imgur is actively blocking Meh.com embedded image links.
Eff em. Trying tinypic.com instead.
/giphy winner winner chicken dinner
@mike808 I can see these
I nominate @Kidsandliz because she is pure goat evil!
@ELUNO I’m pretty sure she was already goated, no?
@ACraigL She’s evil enough to be goat twice!
@ELUNO was a (crappy because that month a got a job, had to move out of state and be at work 8 days later) goat not so long ago after managing to get out of it for around 2+ years or so
@Kidsandliz See! Master goat evader! You need to be our first repeat goat!
@pooltoywolf would make a great inflated goat
@CaptAmehrican As long as I can stay my wolf self :U
@PooltoyWolf - You could be a wolf in goat’s clothing! There’s an idea for @ACraigL also.
@CaptAmehrican YES!!!
@ACraigL @aetris So, an inflatable wolf pooltoy wearing a goat kigurumi. I can dig it!
For inspiration: a fox in a goat kigurumi:
/giphy bump goat
Is this the official nomination thread?
If so, them I nominate @mflatt.
Because, @mfladd, I have a deep seated need to be an ass.
@f00l Your need has been fulfilled.
But, at least I am not mflatt.
@mfladd
Hmm. You think that?
No mirrors on your house, then?
@f00l @mfladd @mflatt
M-flat? Is this a 12-tone scale thing? Hmmm, no that would have to be a 13-tone scale. Eat your heart out, Schönberg!
@f00l @mflatt @UncleVinny
Hey, I wanna make fun of @mfladd too. Leave some for me.
@f00l @mfladd @mflassy @mflatt @mfladd Hop in the pool! There’s room for everyflassy!
@f00l @UncleVinny I feel like Sybil.
@f00l @mfladd superduper! I hope that means I’m Joanne Woodward.
@mfladd @UncleVinny
@mflatt and his kind
From those threads I see we have owed @ACraigL goathood for a long time. Thus I duly nominate him.
@Kidsandliz Too soon?
@ACraigL LOL opps sorry. I have not been paying attention this month. Good think I’ve been the goat already too or I’d pay for this
@ACraigL @Kidsandliz You are totally becoming our first repeat goat!
@ACraigL @ELUNO @Kidsandliz
@ACraigL @ELUNO @Kidsandliz REPEAT GOAT!!!
@ELUNO
Was not was not ha ha
@Kidsandliz soon…
@ELUNO When we have several folks who have slipped under the radar for a long time we need to get them first - especially those whose votes narrowly came in second.
@Kidsandliz Like yours!