Ask me anything.
You’ve been around here for a pretty long time. What took you so long to start talking to us. Did @mfladd scare you? He scares me.
Doesn’t @mfladd scare everybody?
Real answer is much more mundane. It was a complete lack of interest. I was vaguely aware of the forum, but was as interested in it as I am in Facebook, Twitter, etc.
It was a poll question (don’t remember what it was now) that finally drew me in. I’ve said before that the meh forum has taken over most activities that I used to do on my phone.
@jst1ofknd Well, I’m glad you’re here.
Thank you. I’m glad to be here.
How desperate for attention does one have to be in order to successfully campaign to be goated?
This forum is my only social media outlet I have, so yeah, fairly desperate for attention…
@mike808 It is only recently that people have campaigned… there was a time we tried like the dickens to escape notice or get out of it if nominated. Even the death certificate I uploaded with forged meh signatures wasn’t enough to do it in my case.
Have you actually tried the goat yoga?
I have tried pilates and zumba, neither with goats.
Have you ever been arrested?
@therealjrn And if not, how did you get away with it?
I have not ever been arrested.
It helps to not do anything that would get you arrested… At least when anyone is watching.
Who are you?
I am just one of a kind. That pretty much describes me.
/youtube who are you song
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Nonsensical… That is what I tell my son every time he recites it and he has done so enough times that I nearly regret teaching him that…
@jst1ofknd Well just answer the damn question! He’d stop asking if you’d just tell him. We all would. This is your time to shine.
As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
And no it doesn’t help to answer.
@jst1ofknd Maybe the answer is a lie. Maybe there is a deeper answer. A Woke answer. Maybe, as goat, it is your destiny to discover… The Answer.
YOU COULD BE RIGHT!!!
@jst1ofknd @shahnm The answer is, of course, …
@shahnm how much @woodhouse would a @woodhouse house if a @woodhouse could house wood ?
Of course! That is the answer to Life, the universe and everything.
Horrible giphy. It would have been better if it was a towel.
@CaptAmehrican @shahnm 2, i’ve answered this before
@CaptAmehrican @woodhouse And yet the question remains…
When is the right time to start playing Christmas music?
Christmas music drives me nuts no matter when it is played. There are only like two songs that don’t immediately get on my nerves.
I can stand the music on Christmas day for about an hour or so. Does that make me a scrooge?
Irk or Glenn
Irk. He and I have the same attitude towards cheese.
/youtube ask irk best cheese
Cat person or dog person?
We have too many of all now. At this point I am not an animal person, but since we have them, the point is moo.
/youtube friends joey moo point
still or sparkling?
Still or sparkling what? If the answer is wine, then neither. I am what I believe is called a tee totaler.
I don’t drink and never have.
Dont drink what? Pee or water?
Still/Sparkling is a LA/SF/DC/NYC thing to fake humble-brag you hang out in Europe so much that you forgot you were back in Murica.
@jst1ofknd @mike808 water! Just curious. I like it sparkling but not fancy sparkling. Just the cheapo grocery store brand in cans is my fave.
Don’t drink alcohol… Nor pee for that matter.
I prefer my water in the form of milk or Dr. Pepper.
When that’s not possible then plain old ice water. I don’t do fancy.
@jst1ofknd I hear ya. Speaking of milk and pop, remember how Laverne Defazio used to love milk and Pepsi? That’s pretty tasty, I need to have a glass of that.
Milk and Pepsi mixed together? No thank you. I’m a purist when it comes to my non-water drinks. I don’t even do ice.
@moonhat In my distant and dissolute youth, I drank Scotch and Milk as breakfast. Not bad, You should try it.
(I haven’t had Scotch in so many years that I no longer remember what it tastes like.)