So with text for the lonely people who need some hugs, and without text for the ladies who would prefer for people to not sexually harass them in the world…
Meh for the past month my pleas have gone unnoticed. I am not pleased by this.
IRK Plushies, Mehgic 8 Ball (all responses some form of meh.), Squatty Potty (because we don’t have the fukubukuro anymore and our crap needs to go somewhere), and a metric shitfuckton of AAA batteries.
This is getting dangerous … I’m seriously tempted to buy my third Meh shirt in less than a month.
I’ve never been tempted to buy that many Meh things in such a short period of time.
(Also, am I the only one who finds it weird that Meh is selling things they actually like, as if they were curating deals instead of throwing random questionable stuff against the wall?)
I have an alien t-shirt with a facehugger egg and it says free hugs.
It was very awkward when I was at a buffet where a server plated you and while he was making my dish he kinda smiled and looked down while quietly saying, “I want a hug.”
Until then, I didn’t think anyone would take the shirt literally and I didn’t know how to respond so I just kind of laughed it off.
@deathbynoodlez please stop asking for them or we will get 50 different pop sockets offered over the next 2 months. Like they did with the shirt request.
Um, weren’t you planning to start some mediocre-“Tees” site at some point? Because I’d rather enjoy some of those delightful eye color things or a metric fuckton of fidget spinners than see a lame shirt.woot alternative.
@guybrush01 That being said, I didn’t realize you were selling a version without the text. That’s very un-woot. In for one that doesn’t explain the joke.
At first I was bothered I was bothered by my buying of meh shirts, then I realized they hold up better than the shirts I get from target for the same price. That and meh > target.
@andrd That would be a great idea. The last two shirts I bought from Woot for the husband aren’t long enough. He likes the designs but the length is just too short.
I’m 6’5, which I don’t feel is freakishly tall by any stretch of the imagination, but I could be wrong. The issue for me is that my torso is actually about the same length as someone that’s 6’1. It seems my extra 4" of height is all in my legs. My arm span is 80", so my arms a little on the long side as well.
Personally, I’m probably a large as far as my frame goes, so a LT works great for short sleeve shirts…
I normally buy XLT when I buy long sleeve shirts because LT is just crazy-stupid short in the sleeves. Even the XLT shirts are a little short in the sleeve for me, but the 2XLT shirts are so giant around the middle that it’s a whole 'nother kind of mess.
I haven’t bought a tailored shirt in ages, but if I recall correctly, I wore a 38 sleeve and a 16 neck. I’ve put on a little weight since then though, so maybe I wear a 17 now. At any rate, I can’t buy dress shirts off the rack and they HAVE to be tailored. I work from home and rarely have to go into the office for anything, so it’s not really an issue.
TL;DR Sell some tall shirts so I don’t look like such a freak!
@firstcrack Amateur. I recently ventured into the basement in search of clothes now that it is getting colder and shorts will not cut it. I have also lost some weight, so figured I would pull out all the old bins and see what fits. It seems I have been buying t-shirts from Woot, Loot Crate items, sales, etc. for a decade or so that did not quite fit me well enough to be comfortable wearing. FOMO I guess. They now all fit. I stopped counting at 200. I am fairly certain I have at least one for every day of the year, including the fourteen days of Christmas and eight days of Halloween. No closet or drawer space so they are now stacked on the bed in the spare bedroom. I noticed one of the piles is slowly oozing towards the edge of the bed like a glacier. I think I have to look into the aftermarket need for 3x shirts with quirky designs.
I’m a big fan of Adam Koford. Actually drove to LA to get a book signed by him. I also have several original cartoons. I’m glad to see he’s still going strong.
I like this shirt. I kind of wish I hadn’t gotten the flask shirt so I could get this one instead. (I’m cheap.) I definitely would buy the no text version as I don’t want people touching me, much less trying to hug me.
You usually see interesting shirts on the internet…
Some smart website likes to sell them.
Then you get Meh…
See What I did there?
You know Meh really what is that supposed to be an anally raped plant turd?
Just who are you selling shit to? Queer eye for the repugnant alien activist banshee?
Kind of a niche market am I right?
Wait seriously Meh I am always getting your marketing wrong this is Dragon-BallZ right? As in Dragon Balls in your face… so clever always a step ahead. Say hello to the cows for me.
@TheFLP
Really? Sure I will give you my address because you are going to fly here and give it me. Getting a hug from these shirts might put me in a worse mood.
Btw I am not really mad I just like to insult Meh for putting T-shirt’s and fidget spinners and shit on here. At least the Eurosocks are fairly comfortable.
I can get a $10 T-shirt with writing from Walmart if I want it any day. They aren’t even any cheaper although apparently you are happy with them gfy.
Happy Halloween if I don’t make it on here to insult Meh tomorrow,
@cobra54 they are definitely changing direction…I can go anywhere now and get cheap stuff…yes, maybe MEH would be a few bucks cheaper if they had the same cool item…but the question is “IF”…I would rather just have it…Also, if you watch from a year ago (when i had 50 orders in 4 months) there was stuff so cheap AND cool, you had to have it…whether or not you needed it…
@fastharry@RiotDemon the idea behind verbalizing the displeasure is so that Meh can correct the situation. You’re happy, great. There’s a ton of lousy sites to choose from. This one WAS different. I’d rather they improved.
@cobra54 sure, they can improve. There’s a way to show displeasure without just flat out bitching constantly. At first we had to listen to him complain about his fuko being broken. Now he just comes to shit on the product offerings. Why doesn’t he make suggestions of what he wants instead of just screaming about how it sucks?
@cobra54@RiotDemon why not give this answer to all the bitching posts in the last 3 weeks…People are bitching about products they want…that’s the same thing…
Why does this feel like an opportunity for Al Sharpton?
I see ya all charging the poor, lazy and helpless overweightness more for a hug than the privileged middle----class… whom got the gym memberships and the fancy suites and gowns prancing on Hollywood Rodeo Drive! The underprivileged children has to pay the same for the same hug that the rich middle class just because they were born undersized and underweight?
What is wrong with America? Boycott the cotton growers now!
Because it seems that no one responded to the question of “which ones are true and which ones are lies?!” in @skemmehs’ write up:
Truths:
Adam Koford, as a shirt designer often under the moniker of “Apelad”, has sold more than 260 designs on websites like Shirt.Woot, including several that this former Woot copywriter often still thinks of and laughs aloud.
Adam Koford is the creator of Laugh-Out-Loud Cats, a webcomic which can be viewed at HOBOTOPIA.com, as well as in a new book, One More For The Road, COMING SOON (stay tuned to Hobotopia for an official announcement in a couple weeks). A few months ago, he posted his 3000th Laugh-Out-Loud cats drawing. And since pictures are each worth a thousand words, that means Koford has produced the equivalent of 3 million words, the equivalent of somewhere between 30 and 50 novels. That’s impressive!
Adam Koford has worked as a senior writer and story artist on the video game versions of Bolt, Toy Story 3, and Cars 2. Which means he can say things like, “I wrote Toy Story 3,” and not technically be lying!
Adam Koford designed today’s shirt.
Lies:
Adam Koford’s art studio is in a house boat currently floating in international waters, the only place he can execute his diabolical pencil hold without being taken into police custody.
Adam Koford was, for a time, a jockey. He and his horse Maple Syrup were dominant, winning the Kentucky Derby and the Preakness. On the track of the Belmont Stakes, though, disaster struck. Just feet from the finish line, Maple Syrup collapsed in a cloud of gray smoke, at which point it was discovered Maple Syrup was not a horse at all, but a robot powered, at its center, by a tiny car driving on a tiny treadmill.
Adam Koford opens bananas by making several exacting surgical incisions with a scalpel. The peel-removal process can take up to two hours, but according to Koford, it’s worth it. “If you respect the fruit,” he says, “it will in turn respect you by unlocking heretofore hidden flavors.”
I didn’t know a t-shirt could be so utterly boring and devoid of anything redeeming. This had to be a last minute, and desperate, choice. Oh, well, let us see if you can do a tad better tomorrow.
@jewelshound I liked it. If it had been printed on a prettier color I might have bought one. By the way, @narfcake, does it say anywhere exactly what color the shirt is? I couldn’t find it.
shirt.meh.com?
So with text for the lonely people who need some hugs, and without text for the ladies who would prefer for people to not sexually harass them in the world…
Very misleading! I wanted the hugs shirt by ApeLad for free, as offered in the title! But you want to charge me $12???
@curtise I came here to post the same thing
Meh for the past month my pleas have gone unnoticed. I am not pleased by this.
IRK Plushies, Mehgic 8 Ball (all responses some form of meh.), Squatty Potty (because we don’t have the fukubukuro anymore and our crap needs to go somewhere), and a metric shitfuckton of AAA batteries.
I think Meh is transforming itself into a shirt site.
@Mehrocco_Mole I think you’re onto them. “threadmates.com” is totally not the same as shirt.meh.com…
@Mehrocco_Mole Did you get auto-corrected from “shit site”?
@Mehrocco_Mole I’m okay with it, something I’d pay the $5/mo for if we keep the $10 price point
Still miss the $5 Meh shirts.
This is getting dangerous … I’m seriously tempted to buy my third Meh shirt in less than a month.
I’ve never been tempted to buy that many Meh things in such a short period of time.
(Also, am I the only one who finds it weird that Meh is selling things they actually like, as if they were curating deals instead of throwing random questionable stuff against the wall?)
@TheFLP I miss the random questionable stuff.
I have an alien t-shirt with a facehugger egg and it says free hugs.
It was very awkward when I was at a buffet where a server plated you and while he was making my dish he kinda smiled and looked down while quietly saying, “I want a hug.”
Until then, I didn’t think anyone would take the shirt literally and I didn’t know how to respond so I just kind of laughed it off.
@RiotDemon I would go with the text free version if I bought this. Not that I’m going too. I really like it but have soooo many shirts.
@RiotDemon @sammydog01
Reply hazy try again
/8ball Is there really such a thing as too many shirts?
@narfcake @RiotDemon
Better not tell you now
/8ball is there really such a thing as too many shirts?
I believe the banana thing.
Free hugs to reassure my heart break over still not having MEH face popsockets!
@deathbynoodlez please stop asking for them or we will get 50 different pop sockets offered over the next 2 months. Like they did with the shirt request.
@OnionSoup i will not stop! You just arent a believer!
Um, weren’t you planning to start some mediocre-“Tees” site at some point? Because I’d rather enjoy some of those delightful eye color things or a metric fuckton of fidget spinners than see a lame shirt.woot alternative.
@guybrush01 That being said, I didn’t realize you were selling a version without the text. That’s very un-woot. In for one that doesn’t explain the joke.
/giphy lonely-mini-regret
@guybrush01 https://mediocritee.com
At first I was bothered I was bothered by my buying of meh shirts, then I realized they hold up better than the shirts I get from target for the same price. That and meh > target.
Be an innovator: offer tall sizes.
@andrd That would be a great idea. The last two shirts I bought from Woot for the husband aren’t long enough. He likes the designs but the length is just too short.
@andrd yes. I’m tired of seeing shirts being sold without a tall option. My company frowns on me wearing midrifs
@andrd Here ya go:
@capguncowboy @tnhillbillygal it’s extra bad for long sleeve shirts. I’m a M/L cylindrically but have a 38" sleeve like some sort of weird alien
@andrd @capguncowboy @tnhillbillygal
/giphy long arm alien
@andrd @tnhillbillygal
I’m 6’5, which I don’t feel is freakishly tall by any stretch of the imagination, but I could be wrong. The issue for me is that my torso is actually about the same length as someone that’s 6’1. It seems my extra 4" of height is all in my legs. My arm span is 80", so my arms a little on the long side as well.
Personally, I’m probably a large as far as my frame goes, so a LT works great for short sleeve shirts…
I normally buy XLT when I buy long sleeve shirts because LT is just crazy-stupid short in the sleeves. Even the XLT shirts are a little short in the sleeve for me, but the 2XLT shirts are so giant around the middle that it’s a whole 'nother kind of mess.
I haven’t bought a tailored shirt in ages, but if I recall correctly, I wore a 38 sleeve and a 16 neck. I’ve put on a little weight since then though, so maybe I wear a 17 now. At any rate, I can’t buy dress shirts off the rack and they HAVE to be tailored. I work from home and rarely have to go into the office for anything, so it’s not really an issue.
TL;DR Sell some tall shirts so I don’t look like such a freak!
@andrd @capguncowboy @compunaut @tnhillbillygal
I have over 50 t-shirts, wear about 5. Perhaps you should sell a dresser rather than another shirt.
@firstcrack Amateur. I recently ventured into the basement in search of clothes now that it is getting colder and shorts will not cut it. I have also lost some weight, so figured I would pull out all the old bins and see what fits. It seems I have been buying t-shirts from Woot, Loot Crate items, sales, etc. for a decade or so that did not quite fit me well enough to be comfortable wearing. FOMO I guess. They now all fit. I stopped counting at 200. I am fairly certain I have at least one for every day of the year, including the fourteen days of Christmas and eight days of Halloween. No closet or drawer space so they are now stacked on the bed in the spare bedroom. I noticed one of the piles is slowly oozing towards the edge of the bed like a glacier. I think I have to look into the aftermarket need for 3x shirts with quirky designs.
I still have the first version of this shirt from the first version of meh.
@Seeds One of a handful of designs to have been C&D over the years.
(I don’t remember if I have that one.)
I do not want this shirt. My hugs will cost you.
@shahnm-Well, since I don’t like to be hugged, I’ll save a lot of money!! That made more sense in my head!!
Not meh enough.
/image unnerving-grand-gun
Still not a VMP shirt. And useless for making margaritas to drink until you offer one to VMPs.
It’s no catshirt, but,
/image amusing-swift-juniper
(I opted for no text, since it seems that most of my TeeTurtle shirts fulfill that already.)
I’m a big fan of Adam Koford. Actually drove to LA to get a book signed by him. I also have several original cartoons. I’m glad to see he’s still going strong.
I predict a lot of sexual harassment.
Are you mocking me?
@mfladd no hugging you
@jml326 Oh imma mock cough hug @mfladd until he stops twitching
@KittySprinkles
Ok
I like this shirt. I kind of wish I hadn’t gotten the flask shirt so I could get this one instead. (I’m cheap.) I definitely would buy the no text version as I don’t want people touching me, much less trying to hug me.
@tnhillbillygal the flask shirt fills all with jealousy! Granted my coworkers are chemists, my view is rather skewed
/giphy nasal-rickety-start
I don’t think I’d want an Irk hug, I imagine he has hideous breath.
@kdemo agreed. Those couple yellow teeth really shine.
Looks smelly
@thechinglish And it smells silly.
Is it uncouth of me to express my opinion that this shirt is kind of stupid?
@cinoclav I think it’s entirely couth.
Wooo, more generic t-shirts!
Doesn’t Woot sell shirts all the time? Has Meh devoled to its first encantation?
@hchavers these words… I don’t think they mean what you think they mean.
@hanzov69
Devolve - to degenerate through a gradual change or evolution
first - one that is number one in a series
(i)ncantation - a written or recited formula of words designed to produce a particular effect
Source: Merriam-Webster
@hchavers I was giving you a hard time for your typos- “devole” and “encantation”, whilst paraphrasing from The Princess Bride.
In retrospect it may have been non-obvious, no offense intended.
@hanzov69 @hchavers I coffeesnorted too.
Make a shirt with this on it.
This dude should get ‘Free Hugs’ …!
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@Zebra was trying to post
All we are saying, is give peace a chance.
I really didn’t need another shirt but…
/image inconsistent-wakeful-zombie
Specs
What’s in the Box?
1x Shirt
Warranty
90 Day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Tuesday, July 28th - Monday, August 3rd
You usually see interesting shirts on the internet…
Some smart website likes to sell them.
Then you get Meh…
See What I did there?
You know Meh really what is that supposed to be an anally raped plant turd?
Just who are you selling shit to? Queer eye for the repugnant alien activist banshee?
Kind of a niche market am I right?
Wait seriously Meh I am always getting your marketing wrong this is Dragon-BallZ right? As in Dragon Balls in your face… so clever always a step ahead. Say hello to the cows for me.
@sippinndippin
You sound like you need a hug.
@TheFLP
Really? Sure I will give you my address because you are going to fly here and give it me. Getting a hug from these shirts might put me in a worse mood.
Btw I am not really mad I just like to insult Meh for putting T-shirt’s and fidget spinners and shit on here. At least the Eurosocks are fairly comfortable.
I can get a $10 T-shirt with writing from Walmart if I want it any day. They aren’t even any cheaper although apparently you are happy with them gfy.
Happy Halloween if I don’t make it on here to insult Meh tomorrow,
All I can is this item is geigh.
@dopepeddler Looks like you accidentally the whole thing.
WTF?..Let me guess…you are getting ready to rename this website to Lame.comm…
@fastharry Amen. Couldn’t agree more…
@cobra54 they are definitely changing direction…I can go anywhere now and get cheap stuff…yes, maybe MEH would be a few bucks cheaper if they had the same cool item…but the question is “IF”…I would rather just have it…Also, if you watch from a year ago (when i had 50 orders in 4 months) there was stuff so cheap AND cool, you had to have it…whether or not you needed it…
Those days are long gone,
@fastharry I don’t understand you. You come here every day just to bitch. Maybe you should cut the cord?
@RiotDemon…the truth hurts…
@fastharry
/giphy grumpy gus
@fastharry @RiotDemon the idea behind verbalizing the displeasure is so that Meh can correct the situation. You’re happy, great. There’s a ton of lousy sites to choose from. This one WAS different. I’d rather they improved.
@cobra54 sure, they can improve. There’s a way to show displeasure without just flat out bitching constantly. At first we had to listen to him complain about his fuko being broken. Now he just comes to shit on the product offerings. Why doesn’t he make suggestions of what he wants instead of just screaming about how it sucks?
@cobra54 @RiotDemon why not give this answer to all the bitching posts in the last 3 weeks…People are bitching about products they want…that’s the same thing…
PLEASE start selling TALL sizes.
https://freehugsproject.com/
yeah…buy the shirt, wear the shirt, get arrested for a sexual harassment claim…what a world.
@fastharry wearing a shirt isn’t sexual harassment. You aren’t forcing people to hug you. Wtf.
@RiotDemon He’s probably recounting a personal experience. Thanks FH, I’ll be sure and not hug the Jr High girls.
@RiotDemon You take things way to literally
@NoImNotNSA nah. I’m just tried of him shitting all over meh every day.
so how come this is not on https://mediocritee.com?
And you are not promoting mediocritee.com?
Why does this feel like an opportunity for Al Sharpton?
I see ya all charging the poor, lazy and helpless overweightness more for a hug than the privileged middle----class… whom got the gym memberships and the fancy suites and gowns prancing on Hollywood Rodeo Drive! The underprivileged children has to pay the same for the same hug that the rich middle class just because they were born undersized and underweight?
What is wrong with America? Boycott the cotton growers now!
/giphy Al Sharpton
Because it seems that no one responded to the question of “which ones are true and which ones are lies?!” in @skemmehs’ write up:
Truths:
Adam Koford, as a shirt designer often under the moniker of “Apelad”, has sold more than 260 designs on websites like Shirt.Woot, including several that this former Woot copywriter often still thinks of and laughs aloud.
Adam Koford is the creator of Laugh-Out-Loud Cats, a webcomic which can be viewed at HOBOTOPIA.com, as well as in a new book, One More For The Road, COMING SOON (stay tuned to Hobotopia for an official announcement in a couple weeks). A few months ago, he posted his 3000th Laugh-Out-Loud cats drawing. And since pictures are each worth a thousand words, that means Koford has produced the equivalent of 3 million words, the equivalent of somewhere between 30 and 50 novels. That’s impressive!
Adam Koford has worked as a senior writer and story artist on the video game versions of Bolt, Toy Story 3, and Cars 2. Which means he can say things like, “I wrote Toy Story 3,” and not technically be lying!
Adam Koford designed today’s shirt.
Lies:
Adam Koford’s art studio is in a house boat currently floating in international waters, the only place he can execute his diabolical pencil hold without being taken into police custody.
Adam Koford was, for a time, a jockey. He and his horse Maple Syrup were dominant, winning the Kentucky Derby and the Preakness. On the track of the Belmont Stakes, though, disaster struck. Just feet from the finish line, Maple Syrup collapsed in a cloud of gray smoke, at which point it was discovered Maple Syrup was not a horse at all, but a robot powered, at its center, by a tiny car driving on a tiny treadmill.
Adam Koford opens bananas by making several exacting surgical incisions with a scalpel. The peel-removal process can take up to two hours, but according to Koford, it’s worth it. “If you respect the fruit,” he says, “it will in turn respect you by unlocking heretofore hidden flavors.”
@narfcake I got the banana thing wrong.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I didn’t know a t-shirt could be so utterly boring and devoid of anything redeeming. This had to be a last minute, and desperate, choice. Oh, well, let us see if you can do a tad better tomorrow.
@jewelshound I liked it. If it had been printed on a prettier color I might have bought one. By the way, @narfcake, does it say anywhere exactly what color the shirt is? I couldn’t find it.
@sammydog01 I couldn’t find it mentioned anywhere either.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Missed the shirt deal, anywhere else I can get it?