@lseeber@Oneroundrobb someone I work with game me 2 pair of those JNCO’s that their kid had left at home, and I sold them on poshmark pretty quickly. SO freaking strange!
@2many2no@DVDBZN That is all my husband wore for his last about 18 yrs or so. He was like a boy emptying his pockets at night. I was always waiting for the frog to come out. He had more in those pockets than I had in my purse and I carry a big purse!
@tightwad Really? I don’t have any problem finding them. Heck, my local Wal-Mart has them in five different colors from three different brands. Of course, I live in farm country - that might make a difference.
@dannybeans Carpenters are normally all i buy, even in the summers i get carpenter shorts.
my problem is finding them a) big enough, and 2) in the right colors/fabrics.
stupid retail dress code, no Denim, must be Black or Khaki, no Cargo Pants.
dickies has a design I dearly love, but I really need to be able to try them on. (and no one around here carries them in large[ie:short and fat] enough sizes)
the last 2 times I’ve ordered them from Dickies, even though I get 2 pairs the “same size”, one fits great, the other is tighter and smaller in every dimension. even the phone pocket on the leg is smaller. bare phone won’t even fit into it, the other larger pair, phone in it’s case fits with room to spare.
yet both pants are the same size…
and i’m not going to walmart, they are our competition.
and at least around here, even they don’t have’em fat enough…
Regular fit. Not relaxed fit, not straight leg or boot cut. Some call it straight fit, relaxed fit is too loose for my waist and butt, straight leg is too tight for my size 13 feet.
@Cerridwyn I personally would love to, but the dress code our corporate sends down isn’t that gender fluid yet. I doubt i’d even be allowed to wear a kilt.
Uniform khakis mostly. I gave up trying to find long enough pants in my waist size. Uniform supply houses have to cover pretty much all sizes. And uniform pants tend to be cut so you can move in them, fit over boots, etc.
Blackhawk used to make some called TNT (Tactical non tactical); stealthy cargo features but they looked like business casual slacks. I bought extras when they were discontinued.
Pants are soooo '90s.
Kilt
? No option for:
/image JNCOs
@Oneroundrobb JNCO’s with a tucked in shirt? I realize it’s under his jacket, but, yuck.
/image JNCO jeans alien t-shirt
Lose the sideways hat and plastic jewelry and we have a winner.
@Oneroundrobb @RiotDemon I’m not sure what he would be winning…but it wouldn’t be anything good.
@Oneroundrobb @tightwad hahahaha, if that was a girl, that’s very similar to what I looked like in the beginning years of highschool.
@Oneroundrobb OH hell… those are real things?? damn.
@lseeber @Oneroundrobb someone I work with game me 2 pair of those JNCO’s that their kid had left at home, and I sold them on poshmark pretty quickly. SO freaking strange!
@moonhat @Oneroundrobb Yeah… I wanna see the person that designed them.
You need an MC Hammer category.
Anyone who answered I don’t care has not tried on both skinny and straight cut jeans.
@sammydog01 Slim cut straight leg jeans is the only thing I can wear without looking like I’m swimming in a pool of denim.
Or:
/giphy fat guy that only wears shorts
@Oneroundrobb bad giphy. There’s no shorts in that photo.
@Oneroundrobb
/image lmao
None.
relaxed fit
Relaxed fit…because I am not fat but my thighs have a different story
Nothing for us fat fuckers huh
Anything with enough room in the pockets for everything to fit comfortably even when I’m sitting down.
Like sweatpants…
@2many2no
Just wear denim cargo pants and use the lower pockets.
/image denim cargo pants
@2many2no @DVDBZN That is all my husband wore for his last about 18 yrs or so. He was like a boy emptying his pockets at night. I was always waiting for the frog to come out. He had more in those pockets than I had in my purse and I carry a big purse!
Relaxed fit
ugh labels
/image millenials ruining everything
@chr2
Wait…did Mellenials label themselves then?
Carpenters. Like relaxed fit, but more useful.
@dannybeans I loved this style…hard to find now.
@tightwad Really? I don’t have any problem finding them. Heck, my local Wal-Mart has them in five different colors from three different brands. Of course, I live in farm country - that might make a difference.
@dannybeans Carpenters are normally all i buy, even in the summers i get carpenter shorts.
my problem is finding them a) big enough, and 2) in the right colors/fabrics.
stupid retail dress code, no Denim, must be Black or Khaki, no Cargo Pants.
dickies has a design I dearly love, but I really need to be able to try them on. (and no one around here carries them in large[ie:short and fat] enough sizes)
the last 2 times I’ve ordered them from Dickies, even though I get 2 pairs the “same size”, one fits great, the other is tighter and smaller in every dimension. even the phone pocket on the leg is smaller. bare phone won’t even fit into it, the other larger pair, phone in it’s case fits with room to spare.
yet both pants are the same size…
and i’m not going to walmart, they are our competition.
and at least around here, even they don’t have’em fat enough…
Whatever fits, tbh!
Is there a such thing as funnel cut, where the waitse is larger than the hips is larger than the thigh is larget than the …
My current pants aren’t fitting so well anymore.
/8ball Should I eat until they fit this Thursday?
Very doubtful
@narfcake wear cargo scrubs. nobody will know they are scrubs and the odds of filling them out are slim. very slim
/image dickies cargo scrubs
@chr2 damn. Those look comfortable and useful!
@chr2 @RiotDemon I wear cargo scrubs to work everyday. So comfy. It’s like I wear pajamas to work.
@cinoclav I’m going to have to look for those. The dress code at work isn’t that strict. I might start wearing pants again if I can find those.
@RiotDemon They’re easy to find and reasonably inexpensive.
Slim. Not like they were painted on.
Shorts! Amirite?
Regular fit. Not relaxed fit, not straight leg or boot cut. Some call it straight fit, relaxed fit is too loose for my waist and butt, straight leg is too tight for my size 13 feet.
@olperfesser I hope you’re a dude.
Skirts
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@Cerridwyn I personally would love to, but the dress code our corporate sends down isn’t that gender fluid yet. I doubt i’d even be allowed to wear a kilt.
Uniform khakis mostly. I gave up trying to find long enough pants in my waist size. Uniform supply houses have to cover pretty much all sizes. And uniform pants tend to be cut so you can move in them, fit over boots, etc.
Blackhawk used to make some called TNT (Tactical non tactical); stealthy cargo features but they looked like business casual slacks. I bought extras when they were discontinued.
Since my hip went bad, I only wear sweatpants.
It gives me a sad. Hoping a fancy, new, bionic hip will give me a happy. And I’ll be back to wearing jeans and shoes I can lace by myself.