@aetris These sheety sheets from Jersey ot the totally awesome Meh Face Popsockets?
I tagged folks that starred a bunch of @deathbynoodlez daily posts (Day 135 amd going) over in his thread. It’s OK if you dont buy some when it dawns on Meh that they’re here to sell stuff their customers want. Plenty of others here to buy the ones you’ll be passing on.
Unlike the dearth of buyers for today’s item that is well into Top Contender status as Mehrathon Killer and Woot-Off Killer, and forcing recent layoffs at Blizzard.
If Meh ever sells 100% cotton sheets I swear on my priceless collection of chewing gum pulled only from the bottom of the finest Italian leather shoes that I will pawn my collection of socks-without-mates and make a purchase. Cotton is not magic, but it wants to be. I know this to be a fact.
I really like the Target sheets that have a super deep sidewall with an extra elastic band in them. They hold up well to vigorous bedtime activities. Cheep sheets always come flailing at just the wrong moment.
@fuzzmanmatt@Hanky
I agree with the idea of the waterbed, but need an adjustable at the moment.
I had an original full-wave style California King water bed, which literally took up most of my first apartment bedroom. When you got the rhythm going, it made for some amazing bedroom gymnastics.
The early tube style ones, gave great support, but didn’t have the action of the original. But on a positive note, you didn’t wake others in the bed when got out bed or returned to bed.
In the original style, the bed was heavier, leaked more often, and you might send anyone in bed flying if you dropped your full weight on the open side when you climbed back in bed. Plus getting sheets was a nightmare!
I have previously purchased all cotton T-Shirt feel sheets for the family, and some are wearing thin after a decade. (I only expected 5-7 years, so I am impressed). They were inexpensive and just as comfortable as the excessively priced high thread count Egyptian Cotton sheets we bought while I was married. So I think these 50/50 poly-cotton may be worth a try.
The other hand, be aware that those “all human-made materials” sheets feel nice to the touch, but are not static free. And I don’t trust them, as there could be possible long term negative health effects of those products. So I washed the heck out of one set for atrial, like 7 cycles, before testing it for a night. Definitely didn’t breathe like cotton sheets, but comfortable. So I keep them only for emergency use.
Too much?
Wrong, still too little.
There are no guarantees in life. But if we are expected to spend a third of our life nestled between sheets, partake in all types of intimate relations in and on these, PLUS have younglings who slip in and sleep there while their physiology is in early stages of growth, including neurochemistry of their brains and entire neurological systems, hormonal systems controlling their growth, then controlling adolescent and adulthood ascendence, both their immune and autoimmune systems, and so much more… And what those affects on is adults, too? Why take chances with “chemical created materials”???
I don’t live in California, but i truly believe they have the right idea about testing many old and new chemically created human-made products. After all, the original list of 120,000 “safe chemicals” was just an election to protect the existing chemicals in use from immediate review. This was to avoid the costs to the companies that were/are-still making and using these chemicals, that were never properly tested to determine toxicity from continuous exposure, and potential to cause cancer, when the FDA and the other government agencies were first created to protect our citizens. But our current president doesn’t care about the citizen’s, so he had loosened the reigns further. And these agencies have never had the ability to fine corporations and hold the executives personally liable with any level that would dissuade them from breaking laws, as they simply earn excessively more than they can be fined!
Bottom line, nylon had not been a problem. It isn’t usually as stretchy or breathable as cotton. But I find the 50/50 boxers very comfortable and sufficiently breathable, after using all cotton under garments my entire life. So I will give it these sheets a try!
And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin’ home Meh?
I don’t know when but we’ll get together then
You know we’ll have some new sheets then
@Dengue Sounds like you bought the same ones I did. They rip if you look at them the wrong way. Sheets need to stretch a little to get over the corners of the mattress, but these just weren’t meant for that. They would rather tear into strips that hang over the corners of the mattress. That’s less than helpful when it comes to sheets though. If you need extremely thin and fragile strips of fabric, buy sheets from meh. If you need sheets to cover your mattress, look elsewhere, and buy literally anything else… even soup.
This is what we in the biz of model number jokes call a ‘teaser’; it looks as though you should be able to pronounce it and make some sort of weird pun from it, but you can’t, damnit!
Is “damnit” a typo for “dammit” or some sort of weird pun for “knit”?
@Rowsdower… I’m pretty sure damnit is the original correct spelling, that just got lazily changed into dammit over time, which has then become the commonly accepted version of it.
@haydesigner@Rowsdower I cringe when I see “dammit” as it is a dumbed-down phonetically-friendly version of the way the word should be spelled: damnit. I know what damn means, but damnit what does damm mean?
Theses are nice sheetz…
/giphy forthright-cumbersome-asparagus
/giphy thoughtless-naive swordfish
Why get two in one order when you can get two order numbers? These will go far in covering up the truth about the Panama papers.
Kinda sheety to not have …
Meh Face Popsockets
again.
DAY 136
@deathbynoodlez @reclaimercube @stolicat @JnKL @tightwad @f00l @sohmageek @aetris …
star the crap out of this if you want these.
And star/follow @deathbynoodlez thread recounting the quotidian saga of the Quest for Meh Face Popsockets.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/meh-pop-sockets
@mike808 shoot me
@mike808 Not if you shoot me first.
Should probably blame @eonfifty too.
@mike808 - Remind me again WHY I want these?
@aetris These sheety sheets from Jersey ot the totally awesome Meh Face Popsockets?
I tagged folks that starred a bunch of @deathbynoodlez daily posts (Day 135 amd going) over in his thread. It’s OK if you dont buy some when it dawns on Meh that they’re here to sell stuff their customers want. Plenty of others here to buy the ones you’ll be passing on.
Unlike the dearth of buyers for today’s item that is well into Top Contender status as Mehrathon Killer and Woot-Off Killer, and forcing recent layoffs at Blizzard.
KRULL! A SKULL! BRETT HULL! AWESOME!
If Meh ever sells 100% cotton sheets I swear on my priceless collection of chewing gum pulled only from the bottom of the finest Italian leather shoes that I will pawn my collection of socks-without-mates and make a purchase. Cotton is not magic, but it wants to be. I know this to be a fact.
@jewelshound Esp. if they’re percale. I love percale sheets!
@jewelshound @Tadlem43 They’re not easy to find either.
I really like the Target sheets that have a super deep sidewall with an extra elastic band in them. They hold up well to vigorous bedtime activities. Cheep sheets always come flailing at just the wrong moment.
@fuzzmanmatt You need to get a waterbed.
@fuzzmanmatt @Hanky
I agree with the idea of the waterbed, but need an adjustable at the moment.
I had an original full-wave style California King water bed, which literally took up most of my first apartment bedroom. When you got the rhythm going, it made for some amazing bedroom gymnastics.
The early tube style ones, gave great support, but didn’t have the action of the original. But on a positive note, you didn’t wake others in the bed when got out bed or returned to bed.
In the original style, the bed was heavier, leaked more often, and you might send anyone in bed flying if you dropped your full weight on the open side when you climbed back in bed. Plus getting sheets was a nightmare!
I have previously purchased all cotton T-Shirt feel sheets for the family, and some are wearing thin after a decade. (I only expected 5-7 years, so I am impressed). They were inexpensive and just as comfortable as the excessively priced high thread count Egyptian Cotton sheets we bought while I was married. So I think these 50/50 poly-cotton may be worth a try.
The other hand, be aware that those “all human-made materials” sheets feel nice to the touch, but are not static free. And I don’t trust them, as there could be possible long term negative health effects of those products. So I washed the heck out of one set for atrial, like 7 cycles, before testing it for a night. Definitely didn’t breathe like cotton sheets, but comfortable. So I keep them only for emergency use.
Too much?
Wrong, still too little.
There are no guarantees in life. But if we are expected to spend a third of our life nestled between sheets, partake in all types of intimate relations in and on these, PLUS have younglings who slip in and sleep there while their physiology is in early stages of growth, including neurochemistry of their brains and entire neurological systems, hormonal systems controlling their growth, then controlling adolescent and adulthood ascendence, both their immune and autoimmune systems, and so much more… And what those affects on is adults, too? Why take chances with “chemical created materials”???
I don’t live in California, but i truly believe they have the right idea about testing many old and new chemically created human-made products. After all, the original list of 120,000 “safe chemicals” was just an election to protect the existing chemicals in use from immediate review. This was to avoid the costs to the companies that were/are-still making and using these chemicals, that were never properly tested to determine toxicity from continuous exposure, and potential to cause cancer, when the FDA and the other government agencies were first created to protect our citizens. But our current president doesn’t care about the citizen’s, so he had loosened the reigns further. And these agencies have never had the ability to fine corporations and hold the executives personally liable with any level that would dissuade them from breaking laws, as they simply earn excessively more than they can be fined!
Bottom line, nylon had not been a problem. It isn’t usually as stretchy or breathable as cotton. But I find the 50/50 boxers very comfortable and sufficiently breathable, after using all cotton under garments my entire life. So I will give it these sheets a try!
@fuzzmanmatt @Hanky @Plutonian This is all bull shite…
@Bumplepimp @fuzzmanmatt @Hanky @Plutonian
Bullsheet.
Not only are they a blend they’re jersey knit too. I like 100 percent cotton woven like the good old days. Get off my lawn, Meh.
I don’t give a sheet.
Meh: We go all-out for our Presidents Day customers.
@gertiestn our new matrices do need new sheets
At least there’s a purple option. Awesome.
VAN GOGH! MANGO! TANGO! AWESOME!
@heartny but they’re barely purple.
@RiotDemon Well, at least they tried.
And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin’ home Meh?
I don’t know when but we’ll get together then
You know we’ll have some new sheets then
there’s a certain purple dinosaur that’s probably very happy with the color choices.
nobody else is, but hey- purple.
No love for the California King, per usual.
I got sheets from meh a year or two ago and honestly, they are garbage.
They were just thin and cheap feeling.
I don’t know anything about thread count but I hope this set is an improvement over previous meh sheet offerings.
“cheap”
I mean… you know where you are, right?
@Dengue Sounds like you bought the same ones I did. They rip if you look at them the wrong way. Sheets need to stretch a little to get over the corners of the mattress, but these just weren’t meant for that. They would rather tear into strips that hang over the corners of the mattress. That’s less than helpful when it comes to sheets though. If you need extremely thin and fragile strips of fabric, buy sheets from meh. If you need sheets to cover your mattress, look elsewhere, and buy literally anything else… even soup.
@warpedrotors I haven’t had a rip yet but I could easily see that happening. They just are not comfortable and also I ended up with the white ones.
wow…the mehs keep coming…
These king are not cal king, right?
@dgray67 if it doesn’t say California, assume standard.
No sheet, Sherlock!
Wait. We have sheetz? https://legacy.triblive.com/csp/mediapool/sites/dt.common.streams.StreamServer.cls?STREAMOID=LZ8jzwf424dw5$i9wJaAPc$daE2N3K4ZzOUsqbU5sYsyLWOviJIFeFQh9RD7K3qTWCsjLu883Ygn4B49Lvm9bPe2QeMKQdVeZmXF$9l$4uCZ8QDXhaHEp3rvzXRJFdy0KqPHLoMevcTLo3h8xh70Y6N_U_CryOsw6FTOdKL_jpQ-&CONTENTTYPE=image/jpeg
Fark I don’t know the img tag…
/giphy sheetz
@sohmageek best GIF… ever!
Specs
What’s in the Box?
1x Flat Sheet
1x Fitted Sheet
2x Pillowcases (twin includes 1)
Price Comparison
$29.99 - $39.99 at Amazon
$89.99 List
Warranty
[30 Day Ella Jayne](https://ellajayne.com/pages/refund-policy0
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Friday, July 17th
Holy sheet!
Pill City…
Damn. Jersey sheets are actually my favorite, but I can’t buy any right now. Just got no money.
Is “damnit” a typo for “dammit” or some sort of weird pun for “knit”?
@Rowsdower… I’m pretty sure damnit is the original correct spelling, that just got lazily changed into dammit over time, which has then become the commonly accepted version of it.
@haydesigner @Rowsdower I cringe when I see “dammit” as it is a dumbed-down phonetically-friendly version of the way the word should be spelled: damnit. I know what damn means, but damnit what does damm mean?
“Have some guacamole. Only 50% of it is my shit. That’s ok, right?”
@boygenius1991 Guac is ALL shit.
/buy --size Full --color Blue
@Pufferfishy It worked! Your order number is: troublesome-actually-buckeye
/image troublesome actually buckeye
I was supposed to buy new sheets this weekend and forgot. Thanks meh.
/giphy scarlet-nuisance-thief
Theses are nice sheetz…
/giphy forthright-cumbersome-asparagus
/giphy thoughtless-naive swordfish
Why get two in one order when you can get two order numbers? These will go far in covering up the truth about the Panama papers.
Here’s Meh, just selling more sheet…(I can’t be the first person to say this, right?)
“Buyer beware! The last time I bought sheets from Meh, I awoke sweaty.”
Your boyfriend has an unusual name.
Why did you awaken him?
Those pictures look 50/50 photoshop/paint. Definitely instills quality.
Those pictures look 50/50 photoshop/paint. Definitely instills confident in quality.
Battery charger for cell
Amazon reviews for these are pretty sheety…
I bought them and they are great. And the green color comes just like in the photo, unlike a blanket meh sold a year ago that came super light green.