@Barney Our minivan’s seats fold away into the floorboard. That’s pretty cool. I also hooked a roku up to the entertainment system once and ran it off my phone’s hotspot. That was also pretty cool. One time, I used it to haul a bunch of limbs to the dump because we don’t have a truck. That’s like utility cool.
@medz Minivans get a bum rap They are cool in a weird kind of utilitarian way.
I am now driving my mom’s 1996 Dodge Caravan. This van is literally the “little old lady who drove it to church” vehicle. It’s in most excellent shape. It looks exactly like this (same color).
I think it’s cool, especially when I pay my taxes and insurance on it.
“I’m up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
/giphy cool
Wut up
@phatmass cool
yes
I’m cool in the eyes of a select few… namely my kiddos.
/giphy cool dad
My girlfriend says we give hope to dorks everywhere.
I once got an exceptionally low score on an /r9k Robot quiz.
I thought some people might think I am, then I read the description and remembered I wear socks with sandals sometimes.
@Pantheist
People wear socks with sandals all the time in Boulder Co.
You’re cool and then some.
/giphy cool
@Pantheist black socks, right? that’s the only way to go…
Fuck yes. Thank you for providing the sunglasses option.
I mean, like yeah, whatever.
I wouldn’t say cool. If I had to say, my best guestimate would be 98.6°
@lichme
Wouldn’t it be 37° though?
https://www.teeturtle.com/products/before-it-was-cool
… but since I’m not a penguin, this doesn’t apply.
@narfcake
Penguins have yellow diamonds on their faces?
@mflassy - The cool ones do.
/giphy risky business
@Pavlov -Is that look cool again? My wife keeps telling me I shouldn’t respond to the doorbell that way.
As a cucumber. However socially I’m a total spaz.
Nah. I’m weird. In middle/high school if someone called me a freak, I thanked them.
I’m nerd cool.
So no, I’m not cool.
@PocketBrain
But why would you want to be cool if you can be nerd cool?
Another perk of passing from dreaded middle age to senior discount is not really caring about such.
@davido But you see, not caring makes you cool! YOU JUST CAN’T ESCAPE IT!!!
/giphy fiddy
Couldn’t have said it better, fiddy.
I’m through being cool.
I’m slipping rapidly, I think, from gangly awkward teenager (an unfortunately protracted phase), directly into demented weirdo.
As a parent of a teenager I am by definition uncool. I can perhaps hope to be cool again in approximately nine years, but I’m not holding my breath.
@mamajoan
One if the assigned and necessary functions of being the parent of a teenager is to embarrass the teenager by being parent-like and not cool.
It’s one if those times when you must appear un-cool to be truly cool.
We appreciate that you understand the job and are willing to do through with this.
i m not cool i m hot
I’m chilled. Shaken, not stirred.
/giphy "chilled shaken not stirred"
I’m cool as a cadaver, as the young folks say.
Because I’m dead inside.
@ThomasF
@f00l
/image 1980s cool
I’m minivan cool.
So no, not.
@rtjhnstn Me, too. But it’s a cool minivan.
@Barney
@thismyusername Well, maybe not quite that cool.
@Barney Our minivan’s seats fold away into the floorboard. That’s pretty cool. I also hooked a roku up to the entertainment system once and ran it off my phone’s hotspot. That was also pretty cool. One time, I used it to haul a bunch of limbs to the dump because we don’t have a truck. That’s like utility cool.
@medz Minivans get a bum rap They are cool in a weird kind of utilitarian way.
I am now driving my mom’s 1996 Dodge Caravan. This van is literally the “little old lady who drove it to church” vehicle. It’s in most excellent shape. It looks exactly like this (same color).
I think it’s cool, especially when I pay my taxes and insurance on it.
“I’m up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
No, if I can quote this, I am not cool.
I say most of the time!