It is a synthetic holiday used as an excuse for gluttony and sloth, with the observances generally including the roasting of a large bird, the gathering in one place of multiple family members who may not live in the same area ordinarily, and viewing of aggressive sports events on the household display device. Its observance is based upon a disputed interpretation of a note in an archive concerning an event which may not have been accurately described to begin with. More than a century elapsed between the event and the decision to institute celebration of it.
It is a synthetic holiday used as an excuse for gluttony and sloth, with the observances generally including the roasting of a large bird, the gathering in one place of multiple family members who may not live in the same area ordinarily, and viewing of aggressive sports events on the household display device. Its observance is based upon a disputed interpretation of a note in an archive concerning an event which may not have been accurately described to begin with. More than a century elapsed between the event and the decision to institute celebration of it.
@werehatrack also shopping, lots of shopping
@werehatrack
You say that like it’s a bad thing…
“I can’t believe I ate all that.
(burp)
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Where’s the Alka-Seltzer?
(burp)
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What do you mean, ‘We’re out’?
We can’t be out!”