Just like my life it’s blending together at this point. Look meh it’s been too many days without a response from the staff. I am determined and now my next mission is a Christmas list, sponsored by meh and presented by everyone who posts on my comment. Without further ado, I present the meh Christmas shopping list:
IRK Plushies, Mehgic 8 Ball (all responses some form of meh.), Squatty Potty (because we don’t have the fukubukuro anymore and our crap needs to go somewhere), AAA batteries, and poop meh emoji pillows.
@reclaimercube If they sell the AAA batteries, they damn well better sell some refrigerators to store them in. That’s just common decency. Everybody knows that.
@reclaimercube Irk plushies only. The meh 8 ball is just too meh. The squatty potty isn’t even worth mentioning. You can order a pseudo squatty potty for $7 shipped on ebay. So yeah, Irk plushies damnit!
@dave@sammydog01 Along with companies’ express warranties, you also have “implied warranties” under state law. The Uniform Commercial Code, a set of laws adopted in much the same form by all states and the District of Columbia, provides an automatic “implied warranty of merchantability.” That unwritten protection guarantees that consumer products are free of substantial defects and will function properly for a reasonable period of time. What’s “reasonable” depends on the type of product and the amount you paid. States typically limit implied warranties to four years. They apply to products you buy from retailers that normally sell such items
I kind of want this, but don’t need it. What the hell, meh?!? You’re supposed to sell useless crap that is easily dismissed or too wacky to pass up. This is so damn practical that now I am getting purchase anxiety that I typically reserve for slickdeals or what nots.
If there were ever a case to be made for shipping out a free Meh product to a Mehtizen, trading on @alacrity’s name and predisposition/condition in that way convincingly made it.
You know Meh, you almost had me with this one. I was eyeballing it thinking to myself that my wife’s birthday is coming up and it’s been a while since I’ve enjoyed the peace and quiet of a solid week in the doghouse. But then I saw the iced avocado soup recipe in the accompanying book. I think that would be too far, she’d kick me out forever, or worse…she might make it.
Maybe @alacrity can only check the site on days when blenders aren’t for sale? Not like a curse, that’d be a really dumb curse. More like a series of coincidences. Hopefully, one of @alacrity’s friends will tell them “Hey, Meh has a blender for sale just for you!”. And they’ll buy the blender and lift that incredibly stupid curse.
@paulg1982 that doesn’t make sense when he posted comments 3 hours before you posted. #readthreadbeforepost or whatever today idiot kids do these days. I guess scream over eachother?
@hchavers Or can it? Those watches are still on VMP last call…some careful engineering you could end up with a super sharp clock, or a super fast watch, or some fingerless hands.
yeah… um… I’m kinda into waffles at the moment.
these make really shitty waffles.
@alacrity I’m going to have to disagree there, blenders are a pretty good way to mix up a waffle batter.
@vdeogmer all I’m sayin’ is unless you do something really wrong- they don’t get hot enough.
@alacrity so does a fork that costs less than a dollar, takes the same time, and doesn’t dirty a multi-part appliance…
Full disclosure swype originally when with “girl” instead of fork. That would have been a very interesting post…
Just like my life it’s blending together at this point. Look meh it’s been too many days without a response from the staff. I am determined and now my next mission is a Christmas list, sponsored by meh and presented by everyone who posts on my comment. Without further ado, I present the meh Christmas shopping list:
IRK Plushies, Mehgic 8 Ball (all responses some form of meh.), Squatty Potty (because we don’t have the fukubukuro anymore and our crap needs to go somewhere), AAA batteries, and poop meh emoji pillows.
@reclaimercube If they sell the AAA batteries, they damn well better sell some refrigerators to store them in. That’s just common decency. Everybody knows that.
@reclaimercube
I got my meh shirts, so even if I wasn’t mentioned in the write up with them, I’m happy.
@shahnm I can’t take you seriously. If you really cared about your batteries they would have a chest freezer by now.
@reclaimercube Irk plushies only. The meh 8 ball is just too meh. The squatty potty isn’t even worth mentioning. You can order a pseudo squatty potty for $7 shipped on ebay. So yeah, Irk plushies damnit!
Great write-up today, Meh. But… maybe it bothers you more than it should…?
Of course, the perfect ‘meh’ response would be for @alacrity to totally blow off all the references to him.
I will stick with my Blendtec.
I must agree, this would ruin a perfectly good margarita.
not buying anything until you ship the fidget spinners…
@fastharry Does that mean…you will buy this if your fidget spinners ship today?
@fastharry Because…you might want to double-check your order status in an hour or two.
@dave @fastharry Ol’ Dave feeling good now that meh is doing what they should have done to begin with huh? You da man now huh Dave?
/I keed, I keed
@dave wouldn’t buy anything big from MEH…cause it might come in a box looking like this…
@dave @fastharry That usually has nothing to do with the seller, it is almost always the shipper or the manufacturer.
@dave @fastharry Yeah, you should find a lawyer and sue the bastards for that five bucks you spent.
@dave @sammydog01 Along with companies’ express warranties, you also have “implied warranties” under state law. The Uniform Commercial Code, a set of laws adopted in much the same form by all states and the District of Columbia, provides an automatic “implied warranty of merchantability.” That unwritten protection guarantees that consumer products are free of substantial defects and will function properly for a reasonable period of time. What’s “reasonable” depends on the type of product and the amount you paid. States typically limit implied warranties to four years. They apply to products you buy from retailers that normally sell such items
I kind of want this, but don’t need it. What the hell, meh?!? You’re supposed to sell useless crap that is easily dismissed or too wacky to pass up. This is so damn practical that now I am getting purchase anxiety that I typically reserve for slickdeals or what nots.
For “blending” families —
@AttyVette What?
@AttyVette @yakkoTDI
DO NOT EVER BLEND FSMIKIES!!
@yakkoTDI fsck ?
I’d much rather have this blender.
Makes kick-ass margaritas.
Will it blend the iPhones that came with the stands we ordered a few days ago?
/giphy will it blend
She put me through some changes, lord.
Sorta like a Waring blender.
/youtube Zevon Poor Poor Pitiful Me
@dannybeans - came here for exactly this.
@darkstar80 I don’t wanna talk about it.
I can’t believe that @alacrity is a user name. And 1) I didn’t think of it, 2) it’s taken. So jealous
@naropa I didn’t know what it meant. Thanks for prompting me to figure it out.
@naropa @RiotDemon me too. For those too lazy to look it up, “brisk and cheerful readiness.” My word of the day.
@goldnectar @naropa @RiotDemon For ease, use the /define command.
/define alacrity
NOUN
@narfcake for ease of use, I just held my finger on the word until Google highlighted it and I clicked the pop-up that gave me a definition.
If there were ever a case to be made for shipping out a free Meh product to a Mehtizen, trading on @alacrity’s name and predisposition/condition in that way convincingly made it.
These aren’t signed photos of Murr from the Impractical Jokers. :|
What specifically makes this a Harry Potter blender? And what does version 2 offer over the original?
Thanks for any information you can provide. I want to be an educated consumer.
@shahnm it is in Gryffindor house colors
@shahnm also perfect for butterbeer slushies
You know Meh, you almost had me with this one. I was eyeballing it thinking to myself that my wife’s birthday is coming up and it’s been a while since I’ve enjoyed the peace and quiet of a solid week in the doghouse. But then I saw the iced avocado soup recipe in the accompanying book. I think that would be too far, she’d kick me out forever, or worse…she might make it.
@CKizziar i made a hot avocado soup once. It was…intense. Cold may be the only way to eat it.
Maybe @alacrity can only check the site on days when blenders aren’t for sale? Not like a curse, that’d be a really dumb curse. More like a series of coincidences. Hopefully, one of @alacrity’s friends will tell them “Hey, Meh has a blender for sale just for you!”. And they’ll buy the blender and lift that incredibly stupid curse.
@paulg1982 that doesn’t make sense when he posted comments 3 hours before you posted. #readthreadbeforepost or whatever today idiot kids do these days. I guess scream over eachother?
Kick butt deal for a good blender.(based on reviews, not experience)
Of course, if it were a Sharknado, might have to get it as a backup!
Specs
What’s in the Box?
1x Blender
Price Comparison
$199.95 at Amazon
Warranty
1 year Waring
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
Been needing a new blender. Might bite on this. Any insight would be helpful.
@aleohansen As Andy grew older, all of his toys had to sit motionless and watch him masturbate.
@aleohansen @shahnm And his sister began missing her Barbie dolls.
@aleohansen @ the risk of being (minimally) helpful, try
https://reviewmeta.com/amazon/B01CNFVD8W
@aleohansen @shahnm wow that’s twisted, but it made me laugh!
Offer a portable blender that runs on batteries and I’ll bite … er, drink.
Name is blender but don’t blend well with other appliances.
@givemehdeal But can you insert girders?
This can’t keep time.
@hchavers Or can it? Those watches are still on VMP last call…some careful engineering you could end up with a super sharp clock, or a super fast watch, or some fingerless hands.
Did pop-socket person throw in the towel?
What about the cats?!?!
Why tell us this is a Cuisinart? The manufacturer is Conair-Waring Pro!! Lying is not you best feature Meh !!
@holmesholistic Cuisinart is owned by Conair. As is Waring.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conair_Corporation#Brands
Blend my hopes and dreams into dust, MEH face pop sockets are the dreams.