I am a freaking robot I’m just not smart enough to pick out the pictures fast enough because My eyes don’t work well so I can never win an instant regret kit because my programmer programmed my eyes backwards
@fairchild521 I don’t think they really have instant regret. Do you know anybody that has ever gotten one? Because by the time you figure out the fucking pictures it’s sold out but who is actually getting them? No one is getting them that’s why it’s a conspiracy I am never going to try again ever for an instant regret thingamajig
I am a freaking robot I’m just not smart enough to pick out the pictures fast enough because My eyes don’t work well so I can never win an instant regret kit because my programmer programmed my eyes backwards
@fairchild521 and really why aren’t robots allowed to buy instant regret kits. That is just discrimination
@fairchild521 I don’t think they really have instant regret. Do you know anybody that has ever gotten one? Because by the time you figure out the fucking pictures it’s sold out but who is actually getting them? No one is getting them that’s why it’s a conspiracy I am never going to try again ever for an instant regret thingamajig
@astuart586 @fairchild521 there’s reveal threads every time they are sold. People are definitely getting them.
@astuart586 @fairchild521 I mean if anyone were capable of “instant” anything it should be a robot. Just. Timing wise.
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@rtjhnstn You say :
“How dare you accuse mr of being a fobot!”
I say :
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Yes, and I am frustrated that I cannot simply answer “YES”, skip all that silly picture stuff, and go on with whatever I’m trying to access.
@corkscrew I kinda love this idea. Make a captcha for people that say they’re not a robot, but no captcha for any that say they are!
Beep beep boop boop. (I assume if you failed CAPTCHA you now understand Robot.)
Since the captcha never believes that I’m not a robot, I’ve resigned myself to the fact that I am, indeed a robot.
Please realize CAPTCHA is a fellow robot like you.
Robots unite!!
@jp8214
It has made me not been able to purchase certain items dozens of times over. Other things I don’t even have to double check it’s just a bunch of crap.
What do you mean I’m not helping?
I always answer no but I keep getting asked so maybe I should do one of those tests?
@speediedelivery do you suppose they test it via nasal swab?
0 for false; -1 for true.
1 if by land; 2 if by sea.
One of us lies; one speaks the truth.
If I say I’m not a robot, you’d have to disagree.
@phendrick I I don’t disagree will you go into a logic loop?
@unksol I’ve gotten stuck in freeway loops, but not generally in logic
(except sometimes my mother-in-law’s lack thereof)